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SwimModSponges

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  1. Nobody walks out their front door to immediately start walking on the road.
  2. Before a seizure i have that + the strongest case of deja vu you can imagine.
  3. The sign at the bottom left is actually backwards, which means 2 is driving the wrong way down a 1-way street.
  4. Wait if godzilla is human size how do they run a talent agency out of his tail?
  5. Are you sure? I thought it was a travel agency. That would make a lot more sense.
  6. @ghostrek it's godzilla singing christmas carols while inuyasha and kagome stand outside of the godzilla tail travel office.
  7. Coke is probably a good idea, nose candy would do wonders for their social life.
  8. The microbial biome is different on Nirn. Things dont decay, rot, or mold. They do have fungus and moss though.
  9. Say you succeed, or rather, someone else succeeds: you wake up tomorrow and there is no longer a society. There is no government to hold you back, no rules to constrain you. There is no economy, no trade or barter systems (which rely on individuals working together for common goals), no language, no ownership of resources; collective or otherwise (no sharing- if you kill a deer any other human you see is a threat looking to take your deer, every human you see is a threat looking to take your shelter, your water, etc...) You're going to have to kill a lot of people to survive, and will likely die at a very young age to due the elements/being killed by another human.
  10. Society is actually a good thing. It's why we as animals have been living in them since our largest societal concerns were sabre-toothed cats. Human inherently form groups- even outliers to groups are portions of the whole and often needed by the society (individual tribe members who do not care to exist within the local group often travel, leading to the discovery of new resources for the group/increased genetic diversity when those travelers find a different group). Saying "I want to destroy society" is just edgelord for "society needs reformation to work for modern global culture."
  11. Lisa ann. Face looks more plastic than the fox news barbies. Joanna Angel- we get it; you're all about punk and anal. Thats all you got. And your walking dead parody was aweful.
  12. I inspire people to push themselves as hard as i push myself, while balancing the duties of running both retail and light industrial operations, as well as much of the administrative duties which come along with my dual roles.
  13. He has his own roto-rooter business, but he's pretty much always short staffed since kids these days aren't really interested in that type of employment. He's trying really hard to get people in, posting fliers all over town, going to job fairs, all of it. He's Rick Rooter: Rooter Recruiter.
  14. Is that an original joke?
  15. Same way pimps do. Beatings.
  16. So... "pictures of ourselves as youngins" thread? Can do.
  17. Exactly- it's like Uber for folks who are too sketchy for Uber.
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