nameraka

it's a joke in a joke thread, people. sheesh.

also it should be set in new jersey

also, which one of us is dreaming? we don't want to accidentally wake him or her up. wait, what if it's a dog?

it's pronounced jebus also, i've tried that swill. it was gross.

???

the burning souls that feed the dumpster fires.

you are not the one who is confused here! i am!

Attention. This is a fire drill. Everyone please get under your desks, put your hands over your heads and make sounds like a fire alarm. In the case of a real fire, please report to dumpster fires and break out the marshmallows. may god have mercy on your souls.

Now that is useful. Not for me obvious. For someone who might grow or be tempted to grow mushrooms. So, definitely not me.

yeah. i make rice on the stove top all the time. the attraction is not having to watch and stir and add water, etc. goulash... *writes down*

that's an idea.

it was a gift.

i did that tonight. came out kinda dry. will need to experiment.

no! i just want to know how to make rice!!!

done. from now on, you plan the body disposals.

yeah. star trek 2-4 were good. also first contact. and the first reboot movie wasn't bad.

bury the body before it gets stiff and starts to smell?

what kind of bomb... er food should can i make with these?

no. i was a bit told for pokemon. they came out when i was in college.

fuck that. behold the greatest scifi franchise of all time

but i said i didn't want to talk about the grammys...

i don't like mondays

Oh Oh god...

it may be time to stop drinking. or stop chewing on my socks.