nameraka

you don't. you conceal carry. i guess, open carry would be like making everything rattle when you enter a room or something.

Throwing knives count unless being guided by the aforementioned psychic powers. Unless, of course you have a permit.

melee weapons only. psychic powers only if you have a concealed carry permit.

count yourself lucky. i so wish i could just go without for awhile then pick it back up. i tried once. once.

jesus. sounds like your dad didn't need to drink. i've never been a violent drunk, just a stupid one. got tired of the stupid. i was putting away about a pint of liquor every weeknight and two fifths over the weekend. this went on for more than 20 years. i've been on the cusp of this for awhile now. the trip to the er was just the push i needed. i tried playing at moderation; i tried bargaining and rationalizing with myself. the truth is, i envy people who can have a normal relationship with alcohol. i'm not one of them. i'm out.

had a seizure and spent some time in the icu reflecting on my poor judgement. i'm done, done.

I wish I could. This sobriety shit blows.

Yeah we have kind of a limited budget. Help yourself to the “kool aid” though.

You know what else is uncut and really good?

Omg the world sucks! Did you guys know the world sucks? i mean wtf? I always heard you guys bitching about it, but DAMN!

*sighs*

Invest in a beef orchard.

He was great in that one movie from the 80s. Or was it the 90s? Idk, I was pretty drunk for like 20 years.

Fine. We can make an exception for tiddies, but can we please try to frame the discussion within some kind of context that’s relevant to fight club?

rule 1. don't talk about anime during fight club. no, not even martial arts anime. this is fight club not otaku club, you bunch of fucking weebs. rule 2. everyone must have health insurance. seriously, this shit is dangerous and we can't afford to pay to have someone's foot surgically reattached every goddamn week. I'm looking at you, steve. 😐 rule 3. see rule 4. rule 4. there is no rule 4, dumbass. seriously, how long have you been here?

What kind of monster orders dominoes?

Enjoy your run as the new host of the tonight show.

Wrong joker. This one's a huge Prince fan and can't figure out how to stop Michael Keaton in a rubber suit.

I got sober.

Um...

It’s spelled lamas. Lorenzo Lamas.

Hot enough to keep me coming back for three damn years despite having enough baggage to keep the entire airline industry afloat just on the baggage fees.

ffvii. Not the remake. The psp port on my vita.