Top Gun

Food Wars is goddamn hilarious and one of the highlights of the night.

...who the fuck buys porn?

I don't fly places or go to a ton of parties, but there are still frequent family/friend things during the holidays, especially on the weekends. Plus it honestly feels nice to take a bit of a break from the weekly grind of watching 5 hours of TV.

I mean yeah, I laughed a bunch, but I full-body cringed even more, and even engaged in a few bouts of incredibly depressing self-reflection. It's a rough watch, albeit a really good one.

People listing NHK as a romantic comedy...did we watch the same goddamn show?

I have no interest in paying to rent series that could disappear from a service at any time. I use linear TV to watch in-the-moment broadcasts and random reruns, and if there's something I like, I buy it on physical media so I can keep it forever.

I'll wait because I don't have the attention span of a sperm.

Ah, nothing like videos presenting content that could be delivered far more efficiently as text.

Do you have something that isn't a clickbait video?

Big O's episode 11, "Daemonseed," featured a giant city-destroying Christmas tree. Take that, other anime!

Private browsing my dude.

Just about every TP I've ever used disintegrates into nothing when it gets wet. Especially considering the Brillo pad genetics has apparently attached to my ass.

I was comatose by 9 yesterday. Eatin' right.

My ignorant American ass never really got the logistics of bidet usage. Like, how do you confirm that you're actually clean when you don't have the look-at-the-TP check? And does everyone need their own ass-towel? Do you just have a dedicated ass-towel rack? I need to know!

...the fuck were you torrenting from?

Why would you buy bootlegged shit instead of just fucking torrenting the show.

Honestly I almost like the occasional marathon around holiday time. Even though I'm usually at home to watch things, it's nice to have a week or two where I don't feel obligated to be glued to a TV all night.

IT RETURNS.

I love my demon burrito daughter.

HOT POCKETS CANNOT BE SILENCED.

ONLY HOT POCKETS CAN SUSTAIN ME.

IT CONTINUES.

You would literally shit yourself to death.

HOT POCKETS!

People. It's 2019. We've had DVRs for well over a decade. Does it really matter either way?