Top Gun

Sweet, an actual TIE thing.

Fucking Eddy Gordo.

Meanwhile, in Canada:

Unfortunately the Peacocks seem to have taken the single "obscure blue-bird-themed 15-seed upsets major 2-seed" that was available.

Real talk let's get Anonymous on hacking every Russian site they can and embedding Pussy Riot videos.

Ah yes, good ol' resting shit face.

Man I love when people post things like this that are objectively terrible to read in Twitter's shitty format. Really fascinating stuff when you slog through it though. What's been most incredible about this whole thing is how grossly incompetent it's been from top to bottom.

Or...wait what does he actually know about again?

I bought my car a couple of years ago, and I don't regret it because I love it, but I'm also fairly sure that it will be the first and last non-electric car I ever buy.

God forbid my fat greedy countrymen who buy land yachts they don't need in the least that get all of 12 MPG have to come to terms with the inevitable consequences of their decisions. If we'd properly invested in renewables over the last couple of decades this wouldn't even be an issue.

"That'll show them!"

I have no idea what's going on in this thing other than the fact that they just tried to dump 45 minutes' worth of lore in a 5-minute short that absolutely didn't need it.

I have to believe that a lot of the higher-up Russian military commanders think this whole thing is a fucking terrible idea. Who among them has the balls to stand up and say "We're not doing this shit"?

Usually when I'm about to conk out in the middle of a long video before bed.

Sorry, I'm not enough of a bitch to prioritize my gas prices over a sovereign country being invaded by an all-time asshole.

Nabs is all about bending the knee to fascists.

Genuinely go fuck yourself.

Jingo has a hardon for destroying the planet. What a shock.

Putin in the rear?

Booba.

You need to find some guys with better buns.

If it makes some of you feel better I've been dead sober my whole life and I'll still look for my glasses while I'm wearing them.

We live in the dumbest timeline.