Top Gun

I'm sitting here freezing with a broken heater but this conversation is giving me warmth.

Why is he back? ...why is he still alive?

So in other words they were fucking idiots, got it.

They...they do know that Helm didn't use an actual hammer, right? ...right?

I really hope there are blatant Harry Potter character ripoffs all over this thing. It would make me very happy.

He won something at least.

Regardless of what happens, I'm seriously grateful to Rewind for finally motivating me to sit through this. If they aren't able to air R, I'm going straight into it on my own.

You couldn't pay me to watch boxing even in the best of circumstances, and this was probably the worst.

Good, they're coming back just in time for a mass exodus of eyeballs on their ads.

I have a sudden craving for jerky.

4D chess? The only board game Trump understands is Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Our boy is burning like a million calories per workout. I don't think those things are going to his thighs.

I love this idiot already.

I'm glad you are, but I...can't really say the same. Like Jman said, there's not really anything here, other than a handful of beaten-to-death shonen tropes. It's completely paint-by-numbers.

I'd assume because nearly everyone in Japan gets cremated.

Heh, figured no one would bother with a new thread. Well at least this one had Clancy Brown and...uh...Clancy Brown?

Trust me, I know, but like...let me dream.

I'm not even joking anymore, I want some sort of basic knowledge test before people are allowed to vote. Dumb motherfuckers need not apply.

I rest my case.

Y'know that's not doing a lot to disprove my prevailing "masses of dumb drooling rednecks" theory.

This take is dumb as hell for multiple reasons. For one, how much overlap is there between the Latino men who voted for Hillary 8 years ago, and the Latino men who voted for Trump now? More importantly, is Cenk aware that, y'know, not all Latinos are of Mexican descent? Does he know the gender breakdown of the Mexican presidential election? Y'know, those little inconvenient facts that would even remotely back up his points.

At least there's still someone to laugh at. Good ol' Rudy.

I'm sorry, but needing to go to a notary to vote by mail seems absolutely insane. In PA I can just sign it and mail it from home, and that's that.

Does anyone know a thingy that lets you read entire Twitter threads without having an account? I'd like to take a look at this.

The problem is that the sitting president has been blamed/praised for economic conditions for about as long as the country has existed, and that's probably true for most countries. And considering how global the economy is now, there's less of a connection than ever. But try explaining that to Redneck Bubba.