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Aizawa's lookin reeeeeal good with that scar.

I would fuck that mother. That is the exact definition of milf. Call me, Mrs. Midoriya.

Chubby milf can fucking get it.

Huh, I guess it always comes back to Joseph and Avdol with me. Hero- KICK HIS ASS, ICY HOT. Please give Todoroki a hug. Get out of here, Bakugo. Tiny Bakugo was adorable. Stop kicking things! That's a lot of ice. Get out of here, Endeavor. Joke's on you Bakugo, he's got years of experience dealing with an angry douchebag trying to set him on fire. He's Frozone now. GO AWAY, ENDEAVOR. I like that this show takes the effort to animate Aizawa's mouth moving under his wraps, unlike Naruto where Kakashi's face is just an unmoving block. Thank you, Deku! Again I ask that someone please hug Todoroki. Eat shit, Bakugo. Hey kiddo you okay there? Helloooo Midnight. Can we just knock Bakugo out every time he gets too angry? Ohhhh he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up. They had to chain him up. Poor Iida. HI ALL MIGHT. This is the best award ceremony. Hold the fucking phone they win hugs from All Might? Why didn't anyone tell me that, can I sign up for this? All Might is the best dad. Just put the medal in his mouth. I goddamn love this giant nerd. Maybe Bakugo will be slightly less angry in two days. Iida needs a hug. Oh he's looking rough. Don't make me cry, show. Damn his brother is really cute in that flashback I hope he survives. Speaking of cute siblings, helloooo Todoroki's sister. Aaaaaand I'm crying. Awwwww her parents. I love Deku's mom so much. Soooo angry. Mob- God, puberty sucked. Aw fuck not the porn jinx that's the worst kind of jinx! I don't like this porn curse. Mob you're too good for this jackass. If you have the opportunity, always become KISS. There's a whole club for this? Never insult a man's hair have you learned nothing from Josuke. To be fair, you are kinda creepy. You're saved! I love Mob. Go away, jackass. You''re right and you should say it. Look what you did, you made her cry. Go for it, he did tell you to slack off. What the fuck. To be fair, Mob does look pretty adorable. Oh no you're gonna get beat up. Oh good you found who called for Ghostbusters. I hate it when my bras levitate. Poor Mob. Aw shit it's a ghost AND a pervert. Alright, kick its ass. Mob's gonna get so many girlfriends this week. Ouch, ghost. Mob's having an existential crisis. Oh no it's the Jojo club. Stop lecturing him. Don't sweat it kid, all I have is copious amounts of All Might porn. Go for it, Mob. Aw crap he's gonna join the Jojo club. PLOT TWIST. Of course Seitz is here. Great job, you jackass. Titan- That is a terrible name. You dumbasses are here to farm not gossip. Oh right, there are titans in this show. Bring back the lesbian. Uh hey Mikasa you okay there? Maybe if you stopped acting like a little bitch you'd stop getting treated like one. At least Hange's having a great day. Oh you've already jinxed yourselves. I too am a thirsty girl, i can relate. Oh good, a new crop of red shirts to slaughter. Oh no, his mom's fucked completely. I mean they did eat your mom so you have a right to be mad. Eat your food or Sasha will steal your bread. Eren continues to be a whiny little bitch. I'm with Sasha here, punch yourself. Oh hey. Hello again, Seitz.Wait it's only been a couple months here? I automatically don't care about this flashback. Hi, Eren's dad. Oh hi, that drunk guy who died. Booze is a pretty good incentive to stay put. Hi, cute barmaid. Oh hey, that's Eren's mom. Ouch. You ever get friendzoned so hard that you get your entire squad killed? Baby Eren whines less than regular Eren. Ouch, dude. And then he gave his kid a bunch of drugs to turn him into a monster. I love Hange. Eren got objectively worse after learning how to talk. Jojo- I love his mom. Whelp, that's not normal. That chicken is so ugly. You leave Okuyasu alone. Why did they give Shining Diamond such a defined ass. Say what you want, just don't insult his hair. Eat shit, lightning chicken. RIP video game. You're not the brightest crayon in the drawer are you, Okuyasu. Someone hug Oku. Nobody likes lightning chicken. Yeah I'm sure he stole your homework. Gee I wonder who it is. Oh no, it sounds like Joseph isn't hot anymore. Josuke you are not putting these pieces together. Aw fuck it's the chicken. Please don't hurt Real Old Joseph. KICK HIS ASS, OKUYASU. Good think Josuke can just fix that motorcycle for you later. This is going too well. Someone please hug Okuyasu. Nah his bowels are fine after Tonio cooked for him. How dare you hurt my son. You should probably listen to Jotaro. Guys you might wanna move faster than a leisurely stroll. Oh fuck this is clearly a trap. "Eat shit and die, you glorified nightlight!" is a great insult. Okuyasu you precious, stupid mother fucker. Uh hey Jotaro remember how you can stop time? OH SHIT, HIS ARM. Why can't I have nice things, show? Jesus guys that's cold. How the hell does that work, how was Okuyasu not dead there. PLEASE HUG OKUYASU. Hi Joseph! Clover- Yet again I ask why this show isn't just about Yami killing things I hate. You suck, Asta. Blah blah blah I don't care about any of you why aren't you dead yet. Every episode where sister fucker is not violently murdered is a waste of my time. Don't help him, random crab. I hate everything. I have to agree, shoveling cake down your throat with yoru bare hands is a much faster way to eat. Good, kill them. Girl if you sleep straight through their deaths you'll be my new favorite character. Again I have to agree, there's nothing I like better than a big ol' hunk of meat. That was a surprisingly decent plan, color me shocked. Give that girl some meat, goddammit. Oh good, she's also annoying. Why aren't you dead, sister fucker? He's got a point, looking at Asta is disgusting. I do enjoy seeing Asta suffer. Oh goddammit the bitches are here. Hunter- Shoot is having a rough day. Fuck you, Youpi. Please don't die, shirtless Knuckle. Aw crap what are you doing you butterfly bastard. Fuuuuuuck. I hope you find Palm. Aw shit the lobster's here. Maybe it was your horiffic stench, buddy. I forgot her name was Sinkerbelle. Evening, whores. Ooh that's a nifty trick. Whelp, so much for Palm. Hit him with the truck! GUN CLAWS. Sure hope you got out of that corpse at the last second, octosquid. Oh thank god he's alive. I got a bad feeling about this, stay in the truck as long as you can. You stupid lobster bastard. You already fight shirtless, maybe take off your pants next for another power boost. Knuckle you're going to die and I'm going to have to bury another boyfriend. Excuse you, I like his face. Man I hope you're smart enough not to fall for this. You can also get my on my knees if you want...I mean, what. God I hope you know what you're doing. That's rude, Knuckle. Knuckle oh my god. FUUUUUUUUUCK. I hope someone conveniently runs in to save him. HAHAHAHAH NOT TODAY, CURSE. THANK YOU KILLUA. Now Joestar your way out of here! I love this fucking dork. Kick his ass, son.

Y'all go to hell, she can sit on my face. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

...I do have some standards.

I can't believe they had to give Joseph 400 health problems just to make him unfuckable.

Can we just knock Bakugo out every time he gets too angry?

I wonder how many of these adaptations are going to be quietly shelved until their contracts expire once the Alita movie comes out and absolutely bombs.

Hero- Deku might be dead here. God I hope my curse kills Endeavor. Go away garbage dad he's my son now. Jesus Deku. Aww they're good kids. Fuck off, Mineta. Please hug this boy. All Might is the best dad. Good job Iida. Dark Shadow's such a fun quirk. Man these other matches are going super fast. Deku's gonna need to sleep for a week after this. Okay Granny that's fair. Again, please hug this boy. It actually never occurred to me that All Might wouldn't have had a regular quirk. Hi All Might's master are you hot? ALL MIGHT IS THE BEST DAD. Oh this seems ominous. I'd like to state right now that this is not my fault. Oh hey he's cute...this may be my fault. I wanna see Bakugo lose. Awww, Tetsu Squared is his friend now. Man I hope he didn't pick up because he was too busy winning that fight. Sorry kid you can't stay hard forever. Huh, I didn't notice that they're both from hero families this'll be good. Whoever wins, I'm proud of you both. Aw crap he jammed your engines. Your brother will still be proud of you if he's alive, Iida. Ohhhhh that is a really bad thing. Whelp, I hope All Might kills this guy. Poor bird friend. KICK HIS ASS, ICY HOT. Someone put Iida on vibrate. Oh nooooooo. Yikes that is one ugly bastard. Careful there don't cut yourself on all that edge. Aw fuck it's dapper Hexxus. This is not a teamup I want to see. GO AWAY FUCKHANDS. Mob- I don't think I've ever seen the Crunchyroll logo on a broadcast before. So long, monsters. Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS. Ouch. Yeah this seems legit. The buttchin goblin. That sounds like a perfectly reasonable way to die. Uh hey that might be a ghost. Whelp, you're screwed. I hope this kid's a Ghostbuster. It was nice of the poltergeist to stand around waiting for him. Don't fuck with Mob. You cheap bastard. This boy is too trusting. Damn I hate it when my spoon bends mid-meal. Puberty does suck. Eggplant head. Awww that's cute. Don't worry I suck at math too. Damn this school is just a greatest hits of my class failures. The tunnel is a stand. Goddamn bloggers. Ants are pretty interesting. You are going to die. Oh shit that's a lot of ghosts. Yeah just a wrestler nothing ominous about this. That is a terrible backstory. I love this kid. SALT PUNCH. You dumbass you know regular salt doesn't work. Aww it's cute. Well that sounds ominous. A con artist, you don't say. Oh no Mob be careful. Aw shit it's Envy. You okay there kiddo? Awww he found his picture that's so nice of him. Drop him he's dead weight, son. Titan- Levi just shoot the cowboy in the face. Unexpected hillbilly backstory. He really is the Hol Horse of this show. Surprisingly decent of you, king dude. I will still never feel threatened by Cowboy Kenny, show. Oh that's gross. And then Levi was Sanji. Alright this does explain a lot about Levi's personality. Jesus kid calm down. I don't care enough about this guy to feel anything towards his death. Hi, random ducks. Kenny I think some of your dialogue got switched with gay porn. Who gives a fuck about titans, right. You're creepy, cowboy. I'm guessing no, it's not gonna work and you're about to get shot in the face. Yeah turn into a titan right in front of the guy who's the country's #1 titan killer. Enough of this, shoot him in the face. My motivation is buff cartoon dudes. Well that was easy. This is a happy ending I guess...wait what do you mean this isn't the finale? Being queen means punching whoever you want in the face. Levi's in a good mood and I don't know how to react to this. Meanwhile, oh hey these guys. Aw fuck it's the sasquatch titan. Who the fuck are you? Jojo- Well this look ominous. Aww they're going to his brother's grave even though he was an asshole. Welcome to Olive Garden. Hello there, cute Italian man. Return of the Jojo accents, yes! You eat what he'll give you and like it. I don't think that's a normal chef thing. Oh my god Okuyasu go to a doctor. I agree with Josuke, healthy food sucks. Oh fuck this is some good water. Calm down Okuyasu. Uhhhh you okay there, Oku? THE WATER IS A STAND. False alarm, we're good. Okuyasu is goddamn adorable. Damn I want some Simon and Garfunkle tomatoes. Sorry Josuke no food for you. DICK. Uhhh that not normal. I'm not hungry anymore. Oh that's gross don't take it with you. Hey Tonio can you cure my diabetes and shitty vision next? Whore's pasta, that's my dish. Don't worry Oku I can't handle spice either. Okuyasu just eat the damn pasta. That's some good spaghetti. Josuke you probably could have just fixed his teeth earlier. Uhhh I don't think teeth are supposed to grow back like that. THE SPAGHETTI IS A STAND. Yes go into the room full of knives that'll go well. Hi puppy! Oh, that's not normal. Josuke you're going to die. OKUYASU NO. "For the love of god, drop the meat!" He's right, wash your filthy hands in the kitchen. Oh thank god Oku's okay. Puppy's happy! I kinda love this guy. You're never too manly for pudding. Oh hi Jotaro. IT'S JOSEPH! Clover- Christ girl it's Asta have some fucking standards. Okay but fighting a hoard of mice actually sounds terrifying. I wish I could speak whale. Blah blah they're all gonna have to team up and fight the furry, I don't care. At least if you die you don't have to be in Black Clover anymore. Hey Yami you wanna get in there and make this show worth watching for a change? Are you telling me I don't even get to see Yami fight in this shitshow? I wish I could drink that much. If they all die quickly, then I get rid of so many people I hate and get to watch Yami fight. I don't care about these guys, show. I really don't give a shit about this flashback, show. OH, THAT'S A BASEBALL. Oh great, we get this flashback again. Use Asta as a human shield. "Would you SHUT UP" is basically the tagline of this show. Aim for his dick. You're wrong, they absolutely do not got this. Well that was half an hour of my life I'm not getting back. Hunter- Please give Gon a hug. Oh hey lizard friend. Grandpa doesn't give a shit. You dumbass cat bastard you're going to fucking die. Thank you grandpa. IT'S NOT GRANDPA IT'S A HOT DAD ALERT. Hiiiiii Killua's hot dad. You might wanna go help Knuckle. Hi shirtless Knuckle please don't die. Damn that dude can run. It really is the Joestar Technique. Joke's on you the throne room's already wrecked. Shoot needs a bandaid. Helloooo angry Knuckle. You probably shouldn't turn your back on him. GODDAMMIT KNUCKLE WHAT DID YOU DO. Yes let the insult slide if it means not dying. Shoot might be dead here. I like that I get two hot dudes in this episode, it's like a special gift just for me. Shoot needs a hug. I like that Studnet Loans is just chilling there in the back. Metapod used HARDEN, it's super effective! Nobody likes you, Youpi. Aw fuck he's evolving. RUN AWAY. Oh good he picked up Shoot on the way out. Buddy do you THINK he got him? Ohhhh you're going to die. The answer is to make him throw a tantrum, I guess. Shut up narrator you're gonna jinx it. This is the longest three minutes of my life.

Maybe he's faking it for the smaller workload. He seemed pretty alright with punching Mic in the face. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

YOUR GENRE IS SHIT, BITCH.

Nobody gives a fuck about Mineta. If anything, they'll just tone him down a bit. My guess is this was a knee-jerk reaction to the movie doing well last month. The studio noticed an interesting blip on the radar, saw it has super heroes, and ran with it. It'll end up like the Bebop movie, or the Akira movie, or the Evangelion movie, or insert other example from the dozens of anime that have been picked up for a big-budget Hollywood movie but will end up never seeing the light of day. Speaking of, whatever happened with that live action One Piece show that was coming out and it was totally going to be a faithful adaptation that the fans would love?

Maybe it's because the genre is mostly poorly-made, unentertaining garbage? God forbid I'd like a plot that's more than a paper-thin excuse to show teenage girls jiggle.

This is so unnecessary.

Devilman Crybaby lured me in with a dick the size of my arm and then broke my soul while I was distracted. This is All Might and he's my boyfriend and you should watch My Hero Academia.

Again, have you seen Oscar Isaac's eyes? They're like pools of warm chocolate.

Hey now, from my point of view you're all insane for NOT wanting to bang All Might. Hero- Setiz I am begging you to stop seducing me here. Icy Hot no, throw the fight to piss off your hot garbage dad. God this kid needs a hug. Please don't kill each other, kids. Aaaand there's a broken finger. STOP BREAKING FINGERS GODDAMMIT. I like that his plan is "I'll break just enough of my body parts here." Deku's fighting style is basically the Black Knight from Monty Python. I'm constantly surprised that Bakugo is smart. Oh my god that was your entire damn hand, stop you idiot. Child did you just break your entire damn arm AGAIN I'm calling your mother. Uh that kinda looks like a bad thing there, Icy Hot. Not sure if garbage dad is pissed off or if that's just his face. Kid please just give up before you blow your arms just outright explode. Oh fuuuuck that's some plus ultra injury. This fight is causing me actual pain. Surprise this was therapy hour all along. Good luck try not to blast a hole in his torso. Jesus Christ I don't wanna watch the hand trauma anymore. Yeeeeah it seems really shortsided to destroy your arms in PE class like this. Hey Aizawa you wanna maybe step in here and control your students? Please stop the fight before he kills himself. Okay I get it we all love All Might but you don't have to destroy half your limbs to do it! Garbage dad is the fucking worst. I'm adopting Todoroki now. Oh he's gonna have some internal bleeding. YES WE GET IT, GARBAGE DAD IS THE FUCKING WORST. Alright, just take the Saddest Backstory trophy from every One Piece character and give it to this boy. Aaaand I'm crying. I know that Endeaor is fucking awful but I do enjoy that he's literally never not on fire. ALL MIGHT IS THE BEST DAD. Oh shit he's evolving. God I love this song. I don't even care who wins the fight, we're all winners here. GO AWAY GARBAGE DAD. I hope my curse kills him soon. Thank you Cementos. THANK YOU MIDNIGHT. Oh shit that's intense. Uhhh he might be dead. Now PLEASE get Deku some medical attention. Man, why couldn't Avdol's clothes just explode off? Titan- Oh god it's so ugly I'm so uncomfortable. Please just kill this thing already. God Eren you suck. I like Levi silently juding him in the background. I would follow J. Michael Tatum into hell, no matter how shaky his plans may be. Fuck you guys, just listen to the soldier. Okay just let them get eaten. Someone stab it in the neck already. Oh good, Hange's here. I like her she's feisty. Yes agreed, Eren is the fucking worst. Can literally anyone else be the main character? Yes good kick your own ass and save Levi the trouble. STOP SHOWING ME THAT THING. Aw fuck. Hey maybe somebody should pick up those small children. OH GOD NOW IT'S EVEN WORSE. Levi, Mikasa, you two get in there and stab that thing. Uhh maybe you should try knocking it backwards so it doesn't destroy more of the wall. That is a ridiculous plan good luck with that. Yeah Eren just stick your entire goddamn face in there when it explodes. Don't fuck with Historia. I've had some rough arguments with my family but I've never stabbed anyone, at least I got that going for me. So hey y'all I rule you now. Oh hey, Cowboy Kenny's still around. I don't think he's gonna walk this off. Goddammit Levi this is what happens when you show mercy. Jojo- Y'all should probably call Jotaro for help. First Avdol and Polnareff piss in a guy's mouth, now this. Joke's on you, that's her fetish. Koichi's about to get raped. I will never love anyone enough to enjoy washing their shitty underwear. Okay I'm kinkshaming Yukako. Ohhh you're going to die. Oh thank god he can get to a phone. Aw fuck you're broke. Oh hi there Yukako. I hope your arm says "CRAZY AS FUCK" as a warning. Damn Koichi is brilliant. Ohhhh she's mad she's so mad you're going to die. They figured out his location surprisingly fast. You idiot don't egg her on. Oh damn he went Home Alone on her ass. Bitches be crazy, Koichi. Aw crap she's got his hair. Congratulations, your stand evolved into Metapod! Ewww it's slimy. Well at least it looks cooler now. FWOOSH. Reverb really is just a goddamn Pokemon. Josuke is so much smarter than Joseph was back in the day. And then Koichi was Guile. You better win because if you lose she's gonna fucking kill you. Yeah the house covered in phantom hair is probably a good bet. Koichi's so fucking cool. You should probably shave her bald just to be on the safe side. Goddammit Koichi never get close to the killer. I'm afraid. You dumb bitch. Just let her die. Booooo. Oh no Koichi you're so fucked. May I suggest a restraining order. These sailors. Well hey at least she helped your grades. Clover- Don't you fucking touch Zoidberg here. How dare you make me watch nine fights and don't let me see Yami destroy things. Yami just kill him. Please kill the sister fucker. Yami could not give less of a fuck. ZOIDBERG NO. Yes let Yami bet I want him to lose his clothes again. This is exhausting. I'll admit, turning into a crab is a good strategy. I do enjoy those sheep. Just eat this dolphin thing. Oh, it's that other girl I don't care about. Oh that's bullshit, everyone knows electricity beats water. "Check out this dance!" alright show that's the fastest you've ever made me hate someone. Just let them kill Noelle. God you still can't aim for shit you dumb bitch. I can't imagine how you'd feel remorse attacking anyone in this show. Just kill Asta. This is painful to watch. Yami I'm sorry but I have to blame you for this. You're gross, old man. Someone just kill each other already so we can get on with it. Aw fuck it's an excuse to drag this on longer. Hunter- Hiiiii shirtless Knuckle. Time to punch a cat to death. I feel like it's kinder just to let the little girl die. Ohhhh he's so fucking mad. Uh kiddo I think you're a little late to help Kite. So do y'all not see that terrifying monster surgeon thing? Okay so they do see the monster thing. Uh hey Gon you okay there buddy? Man, Grandpa was unhelpful as fuck wasn't he. Killua's about to have a mental breakdown here. UH HEY GON YOU OKAY THERE BUDDY? Someone hug this child. I got a real bad feeling about this. I think Gon's about to explode. This is all Grandpa's fault. I'm okay with the cat going full Deku on this. Gon is very much not okay here. I GOT A REAL BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. Kiddo you might be too calm here. Might wanna break all the cat's limbs anyway just to be safe. Oh he's just gonna sit here and murderstare the shit out of you. Oh no Killua where'd you go.

The Darby brothers, at least. I'm pretty sure they'd been collecting souls for years with their creepy poker chip/puppet gimmicks before they joined up with Dio. Also, probably the baby that Kakyoin made eat its own shit. I don't think an infant could have survived being shot with anything, regardless if it granted stands or not. Pet Shop is a safe bet, since I don't think Granny could shoot down a live falcon with a bow and arrow with her weird two right hands. I really hope at some point we get a flashback of Enya convincing Dio to let her shoot him in the face for power, because I desperately need to know how that conversation went.

Hero- KICK HIS ASS SWEETIE I BELIEVE IN YOU. Oh honey, you're going to die. Amd then she blew up. Oh this hurts my heart to watch. The entire stadium is booing Bakugo and I love it. Oh shit Aizawa's bringing out the fisticuffs. Awww Aizawa you're so sweet. CRUSH HIM. Even douche Rogue figured it out. I'm so proud of her! OH FUCK. Well the important thing is you tried. Come here let me hug you. Oh hey, he remembered her name at least. Oh this is depressing. It turns out that getting exploded 47 times isn't the best thing for your body. That is a low blow, show. Mic is great. Fuck you, Bakugo. Yeah sure, that's why you lost to vine Jesus girl. Please give her a hug. HARDBOY FIGHT, ROUND 2. Soooo manly. Oh no my heart hurts. I'm not crying you're crying shut up. Aw shit it's garbage dad. Stop trying to seduce me, Fire Seitz! God he's just terrible I hate myself. Come on curse, don't fail me now. Awww Ochaco. Iida is the best. Oh someone is going to die here. Go away, Fuckhands. Awwww his mom. I hate that this show dropped a hot buff dilf who's literally on fire right in my lap and I'm not allowed to fuck him. FLCL- Canti no she's your friend. Now that's an axe. HAND. This is gonna be one hell of a game of Monopoly. Man this lady just does not give a fuck. Well she's alive at least. Someone hug this girl. Making noodles until the world implodes sounds like a good way to go. The trick is to be an adult with a job and every day will feel like the same slow march toward death. Sometimes you just gotta chug a beer by a vending machine in the middle of the night. Haruko don't give a shit. I admire your commitment to your job, teacher Seitz. I love the fat one. This song sucks. Oh this is gonna hurt me emotionally. Whelp there she goes. PLEASE HUG THIS GIRL. Hey Haruko. Uh I think you killed her. Drink. You can make me squeal, Haruko. Whelp that can't be a good thing. Put your hairclips in and absorb that thing into your forehead. Evil Canti no! Oh crap there's so many of them. God I would suck at this I hate so many things. Aw fuck not the guitar. Haaaa she did the Akira slide thing. And then her hair was on fire. Forehead laser, go! I have no idea what's going on but space-time collapsing sounds bad. Once again the day is saved thanks to lesbians. What....what just happened? That sure was a thing alright. Titan- Somebody might wanna give Hange a bandaid. Just kick through the ceiling. Oh shit that's a big motherfucker. COWBOY, OUT. Eren shut the fuck up. Oh hey Mikasa. Just rip your arms off, they'll grow back. Thank you Jean. Cowboy Kenny got so much more fun after last week. Cry harder you whiny bitch baby. Levi, kick the shit out of him again until he stops crying. Oh hey, a second titan in this show about fighting titans. Oh good Hange made it out. Well that's terrifying. Eren continues to live for some reason. Thank god Levi's smart. Oh right, I thought we abandonded the whole basement subplot years ago. Sasha is wonderful. Well at least you can track him down easily. Wow that thing looks fucked up. Hey Erwin nice to see you again. Okay watching that fucker crawl around makes me physically uncomfortable. Oh my god Eren quit your bitching. It's a good thing you have multiple people here immune to the mind wiping. Why can't Historia be the main character? THANK YOU SASHA. You've known him for like two days and he tried to turn you into a giant monster, I think you'll be okay without him. Hey by the way we need you to take over as queen of the world. Levi doesn't give a shit, just be a princess. Good luck with that. Jojo- Twat waffle, Okuyasu please. This fucking weeb. Meanwhile, Koichi gets laid. Aww she's cute! Uh what happened to the OP, did somebody press the "funky" button? GET IT KOICHI. This is so cute, it's nice that he has some good luck for once. Don't worry Okuyasu you still have Josuke. Ohhh that's a red flag. Ewwwww. Forget what I said earlier Koichi, run for your life. ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION. Bitches be crazy, Koichi. Oh god she's going to kill this girl. Oh fuck she's going in that furnace like Jonathan's dog. Ohhhhh this is bad this is really bad. And then she was on fire. Thank you Okuyasu and Josuke. Well at least hair grows back. Damn Koichi you dumb as shit. Bitches be crazy, Koichi. Operation make her hate you, go! I love these boys. Guys no stop it. These idiots. This is not going to end well. BITCHES BE CRAZY, KOICHI. You gotta jump out a window first chance you get. Haa, Prince. Her real stand is being a fucking lunatic. This is definitely someone's fetish. Maybe they can call Joseph and have him punch a camera until they find Koichi. Clover- This OP still sucks. My internet chose this point to break for half the episode and I feel like I missed nothing. Yami continues to be the bright spot of this show. Why is sister fucker still allowed to live? This is definitely not a trap. You dumb shits. I feel closer to death with every minute of this show. Oh jesus fucking christ it's some game bullshit. SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS FUNNY, LAUGH. Thank you Yami, single bright spot of this show. Yes play the game and lose your clothes again. I want this old man to die. Kill them and eat them all. Noelle you stupid fuck. This is all a nuisance. And then Zoidberg was here. Hunter- Hiiii shirtless Knuckle. Ohhh dude you are going to die. He's so nice this is going to end very badly. I am way too stupid to use that elevator. Lobster guy just cracks me up. Well Palm sure lucked out that she banged the dude who didn't have the elevator restrictions. It's a good thing octopi don't have noses. I hope that creepy dude is dead. Hey grandpa. I miss Killua's hot dad. Grandpa, out! Knuckle could also reveal himself to me if he wants. It's a good thing that chimeracal monsters understand student loans even less than I do. JOESTAR TECHNIQUE, GO. Shoot is looking rough. I'd like to remind everyone that if Shoot dies it actually isn't my fault this time. Lizard dude, grab him so he has a chance to rest. Good luck, my dude. I got a bad feeling that this is a trap. Whelp, you're fucked. You hold your goddamn breathe, man! Oh youre goint to die. Is this wolf guy wearing a thong? Eat shit, wolf. Oh no that missle is gonna come back to bite us in the ass in a couple weeks once we've all forgotten about it. Dude is having a mental breakdown. Meanwhile, I'm terrified for my kids here. I don't like what that cats doing to that little girl.

Knuckle looks like the bastard lovechild of Josuke and Okuyasu. That is all.

Jojo's just outright horny on main this season and I love it.

Sharks have two dicks, that'd require a lot of extra fabric.

Dinosaur.

Hero-Sorry lightning boy I don't have much faith in you. She's Swamp Thing's religious daughter. Whelp, you tried. I love douche Rogue. Hiiii Mt Lady. Deku's getting so much nerd data here. GO IIDA. Oh yeah, this is a good idea to take some gear your opponent offers you. God I love Midnight. This is totally not a trap. She played you all like a fiddle. Oh Iida this is just embarrassing. Spongebob narrator, go. I like that this was the longest fight yet. Mic asking the real questions here. Mineta no. Man i bet she's great at Twister. Bad move, sparkle boy. This is why no one likes you, Mineta. I love bird friend. You're overthinking it, you've already lost. Well that's a real blow to the ol' self esteem. HARDBOY FIGHT, GO. Aw shit that's right she has to fight Bakugo. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Oh no, Bakugo is absolutely going to fuck her up regardless of gender. Aww Deku you're a sweet kid. GOOD LUCK SWEETIE PLEASE DON'T DIE. Meanwhile, they knocked each other out. You're all right to be concerned. FLCL- Aww they're cute kids. Oh this is gonna be depressing. Oh god he's wearing crocs. That ramen's too good for him to care. Yeah you're probably right about it being Haruko's fault. Oh that seems ominous. Dude what's up with your face. I love the fat one. Teacher Seitz is cute. Aw fuck Haruko what are you doing. You might wanna listen to the guy with the space gun. Okay you probably shoudln't have left the gun with Haruko. Her mom's so fancy. Oh that can't be a good thing. I got a real bad feeling about this. DANGER DANGER ABORT MISSION. Oh thank god it's Haruko. Haruko no you need that steering wheel! Oh hey Pets whatcha up to? Aw crap it's Little Shop of Horrors. FEED ME SEYMOUR. I think you're gonna need a bigger guitar. Well this sure is going straight to hell. Thanks buddy that's real helpful. Dentists are indeed terrifying. Hug it out, beat the tentacles iwth friendship. Ohhhh fuck. Well this sure got depressing as shit. Damn that's some powerful forehead magic. Are we okay now? Noooope we're still in depression land. Titan- You're gonna have to eat your friend, kiddo. I bet Levi just likes kicking in doors. Sasha's got really great aim with that bow. Time to start killing people, y'all. Man, Armin is just going all in on this manslaughter thing. Mikasa is so fucking mad, you're going to die. And then YEE HAW. Levi is by far the best part of this show. Still not afraid of Cowboy Kenny, show. No not Hange she's the second best part of this show. Oh yeah a net's gonna stop them. Hey maybe you should give the guy you know some benefit of the doubt over this old dude you've known for like half a day. Yeah this definitey sounds legit and not like he's tricking you into shit. Cowboy what the fuck are you doing here. Well I'll be damned, hillbilly's actually making some sense. Oh you goddamn idiot. Oh, are we finally gonna get some titans in this titan show? You're not as bad as I originally thought, High Noon. Okay but if their family was so intent on stopping this and they've had the power for generations, why didn't they stop it before now? Remember your lesbian! ACTUALLY ASKING GOOD QUESTIONS, FUCKING THANK YOU. Once again the day is saved thanks to lesbians. At least Kenny's having fun here. Oh crap. Hey look, a titan! Jojo- Huh, that's probably not normal. Well that's fucking horrifying. I don't trust this little bastard. Koichi's so cool. Oh hey there, psycho. Josuke you wanna try making a bigger mess? Oh that's creepy. That mannequin is definitely a stand. Hey there evil Josuke, how you doin'. Technically he's only half Japanese. Oh there is definitely porn of this. And then Koichi died again. Alright Josuke, you gotta kick your own ass. Oh so now it's like the magic boat wher anyone can see it. Oh my god you wanna fight Jotaro you're going to die. No leave his beautiful face alone. I don't know what that says, show. Awwww friends. Hi there random shady girl. Oh right, his phone blew up last time. Well, one of them has a stab wound in his face. I'm okay with that guy getting bricked in the skull. "Jotaro's done for!" yeah okay, the dude shrugged off a fucking steamroller to the face but a kid with a puppet is gonna take him down. Heeee, so many fangirls. Well kid, he's got his daddy's muscles what more explanation do you need. He tried to fuck the puppet and failed. I hate this little dweeb. Oh hey Josuke. Pinocchio. That bottle trick was actually a brilliant strategy. I don't know what his stand actually is but I enjoy it. Aw crap the puppet's got you. Oh my god he's really trying to kill him with a goddamn pen. Convenient bikers. This is great. Oh right, that lightning douche is still here. Clover- Hey Cap'n Sexy. And here's the Wizard King, shirking his duties like usual. This entire group is exhausting. Surely this shit with the hypnotizing voice will end well. Oh great, she's annoying. Mother of fuck, she's a pop idol. You stupid bitch are we really supposed to like you? Do you have a song that can make me less fucking angry at this show? Noelle has no experience with anyone actually liking her. No seriously, are we actually supposed to like Noelle? I relax by staring at All Might. STOP SCREAMING YOU DIPSHIT. It's hard to find a best memory when all my husbands keep suffering and dying. Yeah we get it their entire family is awful. LEAVE THAT NUN THE FUCK ALONE. Oh good, another montage I can hate. God I wish I was drunk. Why are you like this, Manson guy. Please for the love of god shut up. Yep you suck and I'm glad you accept it. To be fair, Yami is definitely the fondest memory I have of this show. It's a miracle, she finally fucking did something. You should have just let her fall. Meanwhile, Yami giving zero shits. Hunter- Please don't kill my kids or shirtless Knuckle, show. Say hello to your grandpa, Killua. Good luck there, old dudes. Okay so what was the point of this then? Oh, we're going on a commute. Kick some cat ass, Gon. Someone give my boys a hug. Sorry octosquid this is going right to hell for you. Giant lobster wearing pants just cracks me up on principle. That worked out suspiciously well. Scratch that, he's fucked. Just beat this flamboyant bitch already. My psychological state is just equal parts anger and thirst. I suck with biology but I'm pretty sure butterflies aren't supposed to go into cocoons. Meanwhile, the tentacles continue. Oh now you've pissed him off. Man, that iguana can really hold his breath for ages. Aww, he's crying. Oh shit that was only ten seconds. Oh nooo he's out of breath. SHIT he lost some power. You're lucky he's unobservant as fuck. This could be going better. Oh fuck that's a lot of spikes. Ohhhh you are definitely gonna die here, buddy. SHIRTLESS KNUCKLE NO.