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Oh thank god I hope it's his voice box- DAMN IT

Didn't Kirito spend like a full episode seeking out a magic item that could be used to bring another player back to life as long as you used it within like, 30 seconds? And then instead of that actually coming into play when Asuna takes that killing blow for him, he just ignores the game's INSTA-DEAD programming to save her with the power of love? Am I remembering that right?

Can I get back on Daddy's insurance?

Wait, was he a shut-in gamer tech junkie nerd, or was he a skilled and talented kendo player before entering the game? Because I'm pretty sure both of those things take a lot of time and effort to get good at. Are there even enough hours in a week to split time between studying advanced computer programming, practicing martial arts, making significant progress in MMO games, and completing regular school work?

Hero- Staying at 100% at all times is either gonna work out great or blow all your limbs clean off. I love Granpa. Well at least you got close a couple times. RIP fish cakes. Meanwhile, my other kids. Wrestleboys are trying. Bakugo is going to have a stroke. Oh hey police dude. This can't be a good thing. No shit he's been altered drastically. Ohhh that sounds bad. I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS. Hey buff boyfriend. Meanwhile, Fuckhands still sucks. Just kill them, dude. Fuckhands you might wanna look in a mirror before you call anyone else crazy. Meanwhile, Iida needs a hug. Dang, Granpa must have been terrifying to fight back in his prime. Field trip! NO CAPES. Please visit Iida and give him a hug. Dude knows what's up. Man if I had powers you bet your ass I'd be using them for myself all the time. Well you're too young for binge drinking so I'm out of ideas. Nobody likes you, FUckhands. OH FUCK THERE'S MORE OF THOSE THINGS. Damn kids and your cell phones. This is not gonna end well. KICK SOME ASS, GRANPA. Iida no what are you doing. Leave the Village People alone! IIDA NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING. I'm surprised he noticed Iida's a kid when he looks 25. Man, his brother was really cute. Iida stop this is a bad idea. ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION. Todoroki's horse just fucking right off in the ED cracks me up. Mob- KICK HIS ASS, MOB. He's so sweet I love this kid. Fuck you Slimer, he's great. Reigen being a surprisingly good mentor here. There he goes. Punch him right in the dick. Surprisingly decent of you, Slimer. I won't miss him. This boy is a douchebag. Aw crap he's glowing. I hope that school has good insurance. Leave my kid alone or I'll fight you myself. Oh fuck its knives. Well, you wanted him to fight back. Your hair sucked anyways. TIE SWORD, GO. That smile is creepy. When you're a total douche, confidence just flows like water. Okay but I want you to hurt him so it evens out. Who needs psychic powers when you can destroy someone through breaking their spirit? Uh dude I think you need to take a step back. Punch him harder. Great job ya douche, you killed him. And then Mob broke. All your dick powers are gone. Uh hey Mob you okay there buddy? Someone please hug this boy. Well if this whole psychic thing doesn't work you've got a great future in construction. I love the Jojo Club so much. Dramatic harmonica solo. And nothing of value was lost. Ritsu is a good kid. You should always apologize for barfing on someone. I got a bad feeling about this. Jojo- I know that feel, Koichi. Punch that kid in the face. Girls love Joseph. Awwww baby. "Pink Dark Boy" definitely sounds like a porno. This dude sounds like a nerd. Yeah I'm sure he'll be cool with you just showing up at his house unannounced. I automatically don't trust this guy. Hahahaha it's Mcnuggets I can already tell he's a douche. You kids are about to get murdered. Fuck yeah fax machines. Rohan what the fuck. WHY ARE YOU LICKING A SPIDER YOU WEIRDO. I absolutely do not trust Rohan. Trust your instincts, Koichi. Of course he's definitely a stand user, normal people don't dress like that. You dumbass kids he's going to peel your skin off for reference. THE MANGA IS A STAND. Okay I wasn't serious about the skin thing. My stand book would just be thousands of pages of thirst. So many stands. Kick him in the balls and run! Aw shit you can't kick him in the balls. Kill the other kid first. Rohan is the fucking worst. I think he stole that outfit from Bea Arthur. Oh jesus I didn't need to know that last bit. I can't wait to see someone beat him up. Again I say, Rohan what the fuck. Aw crap they don't remember. Heaven's Door seems overpowered as shit. How much weight is that in American? THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND USER. Oh thank god, the bros are on the case. Manga douche activates my Flight or FIght response more than any other character we've seen in this series. Clover- Why aren't any of these people dead yet. I absolutely did not think these idiots were that competent. No, even together they're still trash. Hey maybe you'd have a better advantage if you didn't come in SCREAMING every time you go in for a hit. I liked you better when you didn't speak. I do enjoy the sheep cooks. I'd rather spend 20 minutes just watching Yami play commentator. I like it when Asta gets hurt. Let him go in unprepared again. I'm with the furry here, Yami does look good to eat. Please let Yami fight. Oh look, a backstory I don't care about. So were you a functional alcoholic before or after you escaped the giant birdcage? Oh look, another backstory I don't care about. They may be the worst squad but they have the only fuckable character so who's the real winner here. Your pickup lines are bad and you shoud feel bad. Joke's on you this show is already scraping the bottom of the barrel. Please kill the sisterfucker. Great it's a disco laser. Okay I'll admit that sheep is adorable. Of course it's a shadow clone jutsu. I'm already in despair, show. Oh mother of fuck what the shit is this. Hunter- KICK HIS ASS, GON. Dude this boy is .5 seconds away from going on a rampage. Killua''s gotta recharge. Please go help Knuckle. Don't trust this flamboyant bitch. I want to hug IRS and that is a sentence I never expected to say in my life. Fuck you Youpi. Aw shit he's evolving. Oh, that's terrifying. Man if you wanna feel rage just watch some Black Clover. Whelp looks like it's time to start digging Knuckle's grave. Maybe you shouldn't have smoked so much. Yeah well you look like a bucket of shit. Huh, surprisingly decent of him. Hey now would be a great time for somebody to help Morel. Thank you lizard man. Aw fuck he's bleeding all over. HELLO THERE SHIRTLESS KNUCKLE. And if you survive, you can take me on next. Lizard man I hope you'er taking this time to breathe while he's distracted. Ohhhhh this is bad. GODDAMMIT KNUCKLE. You're a good man but so fucking stupid. Well...that was unexpected. No seriously, get that man some medical attention immediately. I can absolutely still see him as something to exterminate and would like to fight. Oh he is looking rough. Bye Morel, feel better! Please punch that butterfly to death.

Hey I'm kinda dumb and I don't know how to tell who I'm buying for. Plz advise.

I'm just gonna leave it at this. I'm a woman who watches Black Clover. I know other women who watch Nlack Clover. I do not know a single woman who would say they find the female characters in this show handled any better than in any other shounen. That really doesn't seem like anything worth praising.

Ben you think Sword Art is a fair representation of women. You have literally no business calling other shows out on their treatment of female characters.

You explicitly said that all the girls besides Uraraka were dressed like sluts. This is exactly one girl, wearing a costume that's no more revealing than an average bathing suit. Compare that with Black Clover, when our first sight of Unlikable Tsundere Love Interest was in the OP, where they made sure to give her noticeably jiggling tits for no goddamn reason.

Who's fetish was Ochaco levitating rocks??? Or Headphones Girl blasting sound through the ground? What the entire fuck are you talking about?

Who keeps asking for these live action remakes?

Zoro damn near wrecks the main villain from the Fishman Island arc on his own. The only reason he didn't end it right there is because they were fighting underwater, where the dude who's literally a fish has the advantage, and also he was on a shitload of steroids.

You are literally the only person who feels that way. Seriously, the entire fandom adores her for being a realistic and good parent, and the show never makes a single joke or comment about her weight. I know you're gonna scream at me about spoilers, but at one point All Might tells Deku she reminds him of a specific hero that he's always respected and admired. You think the women do nothing? Recovery Girl is a one-woman hospital and is revered as a top hero by everyone. Midnight's a fucking Art History teacher of all things and joined UA's staff out of a desire to teach kids how to work through their emotions so they don't fall into becoming villains (Neither of those things is a spoiler, btw. They're revealed in supplementary material). The female students, with the possible exception of the invisible girl, are all on par with most of their male classmates and even the most fanservice-friendly one, Momo, is still considered an extremely competent and talented individual. Hell, we just met May in the sports festival and it's obvious that she's an absolute prodigy with inventing support items. Black Clover has no idea what the fuck it's doing. Its jokes land flat, every single arc drags on well past the point it should have ended, and basically every single character is an unlikable anime cliche. You've got the haughty tsundere love interest, the loli/siscon fetishist, the flirty drunk woman with huge knockers, the main character who should probably just give up but somehow succeeds through sheer determination alone. Pretty much the only character that's actually interesting to watch is Yami, and that's because he's the only person in this show capable to delivering an entertaining fight scene. It's interesting that we have two shows on the block based on Shounen Jump properties that involve a powerless teenage boy who wants to be the best, gets a crazy-strong powerup at the start of the show, and is trained by a buff as fuck mentor voiced by Sabat; and reaction to them is completely different. Black Clover seems like a slap-dash copy and paste job ripped off of the more successful manga that came before it. Hero Academia feels like genuine care and consideration is poured into it; the characters come off as fleshed out people that are actually interesting to watch.

You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Hero- Can I intern with half the teachers while they're not busy with the students? I love this old man. Oh sweet, new OP. NO, MY SAUSAGES. Aww he called him All Might's name. He's Beard Yoda. Good, you can bond over your worry about All Might. Oh damn look at him go. Well hey at least your costume's cooler now. Kick his ass, grandpa. RIP microwave. You tried, kiddo. Ya gotta learn not to break all your damn limbs when you fight, sweetie. Meanwhile, Iida's having a mental breakdown. GO AWAY, FUCKHANDS. Even the serial killer thinks you suck. Yeah sure just let him get stabbed it'll be fun. Aww look, our boy's learning. I love that this guy asked for Bakugo just to shit all over him. TEAM HARDBOYS, GO. I hope we get scenes with all the kids at work. Hellloooo snake lady. I'm glad Yaoi Hands got an offer too. I like you, snake lady. Mt Lady just has him doing housework. Icy Hot no why would you choose your garbage dad. I love this old man. And if you break your legs, you'll have some nice soft trash bags to land on. Watch out for the wall. Damn right he had the body going for him. His training was just beating the shit out of him every day. Oh I sense a tragic backstory coming. Oh right, he broke his microwave. Deku how do you fuck up using a microwave? Be the fish cake. We've had a breakthrough! This ED is Hobbit. Mob- Is that Josuke? I gotta agree with him, it's great having power over people. Go away, Slimer. Thank you, Mob. Just ghostbust him already. Oh this is a bad idea. I love Mob. Photoshop exorcism. MOBDONALDS continues to amuse me. You're a good kid, Mob's brother. Oh god they think he's Jesus. Sorry kid, no spoon bending for you. Aw crap, Slimer's gonna possess his brother. He's right, psychic powers can't make you buff. Don't feel bad, math is the devil. Jiggle Seitz. "We are way too busy doing squats" is a great explanation. I love the Jojo Club. Huh, I didn't know Josuke could do the ORA ORA thing. Please be real and not a prank. Poor Mob. "I wrote 'I'm a girl' on it." MOB NO. Ohhh don't fuck with Seitz. I love how much the Jojo Club cares about Mob. Shut up, douche boy. Yeah this'll end well. These guys are so fucking chill I love them. Alright he's psychic you're gonna have to kick his ass yourself. Jojo- You should probably get that bow and arrow out of town right now. Huh, he's still alive. I hope Jotaro learned a lot from Avdol about kicking a dude's ass in jail. It's sad that Joseph is sitting all alone over there. Father-son bonding time I'm gonna cry. I love you Okuyasu. This is gonna be an awkward reunion. You're a good kid, Josuke. Call him "Dad" or I'm gonna cry. JOSEPH NO GET OFF THE BUS. Aaaaand here's a stand. Who steals an old man's cane?! BABY STAND, AGAIN. Okay so we got an invisible baby running around. Awwww Joseph saved it. So did someone shoot a baby with the arrow or was it just born like that? Holly Kujo was too weak to control her stand, but this is the second infant we've seen with powers. Joseph oh my god. I guess her poop is invisible too. Ewww go wash your face. Josuke you are putting way too much trust in Joseph here. That man is very short. Joseph no that's not your money! This is not the first time Joseph has heard the phrase "You haven't seen our nipples yet!" Oh god not math. Joseph he is gonna beat you to death. Man is thinking back to his tequila days here. She looks like baby Lisa Lisa. Aw shit her power's growing. DROP THE BABY. This is probably not a good thing. Oh you dick. Whelp there goes the baby. I hope that kid can swim. Hey to be fair, it's not his fault the baby's invisible. Jesus Christ Joseph you could have just used dirt. Huh, I guess her power doesn't work on stands. Hey Josuke maybe you wanna heal him real quick. AWWWW JOSEPH. Damn Josuke you got your daddy's arms. Clover- Last time, the wrong character got punched in the throat. This guy will become my favorite character if he kills at least one person I hate. Yes we know the fucking Wizard King story we hear it every goddamn week. Believe me dude I've already been in despair for quite awhile here. Please god let Yami do something. Oh there is nothing worse than mosquitos I'd just give up now. No, Asta screaming is the most unbearable sound you've ever heard. String has never been threatening. I'm rooting for the giant furry here. Please punch Asta in the throat too. It sure is nice of this Garfield fursona to wait for you to have an emotional moment together. This sure is a lot of screentime for stuff that isn't Yami killing things. No, not knowing when to give up is absolutely a weakness you stupid bastard. Oh believe me buddy, I know despair with every minute I watch of this show. Well, getting tied up by a hot drunk skank might stop him. I agree, I also would have been better off getting drunk instead of this. This continues to not be Yami killing things for my affection and is therefore pointless. Furry's right, they're awful. Titties are indeed a strong motivation. What kind of a disappointing bitch gets outsmarted by string? Hunter- Hiiii Knuckle. Oh this can't be good. Shut up, butterfly bitch. I feel like this was probaby a trap b ut I hope at least hurts. Why are you still talking and not being punched in the face. What the hell kind of power is that!? Could you try just setting this shit on fire? Oh Jesus what the FUCK are those. I need them to die and I need them to die quick and painfully. You never touch another man's pipe what's wrong with you. i fucking HATE this guy. Aw crap it's Youpi. PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK, KNUCKLE. And if they survive, I volunteer to be in the middle of the Knuckle orgy next. Oh crap it's the creepy pregnat girl. Kill him. You think this man understands a woman saying no? Why aren't you killing him. Bold of you to assume you're surviving any of this. RIP pipe. STOP DOING THAT CLONE THING. God I hate you shut up. Aw fuck is that Palm. IRS is so deceptively adorable. Knucle don't fall for it you're all I have when Killua's hot dad isn't around. EAT SHIT, YOUPI. Ohhh he's mad. Ahahahahha you dumb fuck. I hope the octopus saved Shoot. You better have a lot of money for those hospital bills. Oh goddammit what are you about to do.

If they survive, I volunteer to get in the middle of that Knuckle Sandwich next.

He is right, though. I was disappointed by the lack of All Might nudity.

THAR SHE BLOWS

...You couldn't bother to glance at the post directly under the one you're replying to? Like damn dude, that's just being a lazy dumbass and whining when you get called out on it.

@Top Gun

I'm in, here's a wishlist that you're in no way obligated to stick to. Question, what are the rules on food? I'm pretty much baking the entire month of December, can I send cookies to my person? I can get another poster to vouch that I've never poisoned his baked goods.

What the fuck happened to this thread, take your political bullshit somewhere else.

Is "All Might's powers continue to fade as the series goes on, exactly like the show has already stated would happen" really a spoiler?

I'm pretty sure Toonami doesn't even have the rights to KLK anymore.

Don't worry, I still have Aizawa as a silver medal.