EmpressAngel

THAR SHE BLOWS

...You couldn't bother to glance at the post directly under the one you're replying to? Like damn dude, that's just being a lazy dumbass and whining when you get called out on it.

@Top Gun

I'm in, here's a wishlist that you're in no way obligated to stick to. Question, what are the rules on food? I'm pretty much baking the entire month of December, can I send cookies to my person? I can get another poster to vouch that I've never poisoned his baked goods.

What the fuck happened to this thread, take your political bullshit somewhere else.

Is "All Might's powers continue to fade as the series goes on, exactly like the show has already stated would happen" really a spoiler?

I'm pretty sure Toonami doesn't even have the rights to KLK anymore.

Don't worry, I still have Aizawa as a silver medal.

This thread is now about how the sight of Young All Might restores my will to live. You ever see a man so beautiful you want to cry?

The bigger question is how long before Elfie comes in crying with a new basket of cringe.

What kind of a scrub keeps count?

Hero- Aww, he's popular now. Iida still needs a hug. Poor Sero. Dang Aizawa your face is looking real good with that new scar you know I got a lot of down time when All Might's depowered. Oh good you get to have fun. Suck it, Bakugo. Oh that's good they all get to intern. HIIII MIDNIGHT. I like that Mic was just Doflamingo from One Piece back in the day. I wonder if Aizawa was one of those students who transferred into the hero class later, since erasing other people's quirks doesn't seem too good for fighting robots. Napping Aizawa is almost adorable. Midnight has the best taste in names. FROPPY. OH MY GOD TINY DEKU IS TOO CUTE. That's mean, Jiro. I love all these names. Good job, Shoto. Okay Bakugo's idea is great. Oh that's depressing. Awww Iida. I'd still go with All Might Jr. Yaaay Deku got an offer. Aw fuck I hope it's not garbage dad. You tried, Bakugo. I admire Aizawa's ability to fall asleep on a hard floor in a sleeping bag in front of the class. GO AWAY, GARBAGE DAD. Deku's going into analysis mode. Ochako is the best and I love her. You okay there kiddo? Someone please hug Iida. I AM HERE IN A BIZARRE POSITION. God I love him. Okay if All Might is intimidated then he must be really strong. Oh shit Iida what are you doing. OH SHIT IIDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Well this guy looks fucking horrifying. Can I call you "sir" too, Aizawa? Ohhhhh this is some ominous narration. Looks like a nice place. Whelp, he's dead. I love this old bastard already. Mob- Welcome to Jojo Club. And then Mob died. Cradle me, Seitz man. Oh hey, they still get to use the room. I think that's enough proof, kiddo. POSE. Sorry girl you can't talk to aliens. I love this kid. You don't wanna read my mind, believe me. Yeah this seems normal. Well that was easy. Seems legit. Well she said they're not a suspicious group so they must be cool here. Oh hey that one girl. I'm uncomfortable here. How many drugs are y'all on? I'd prefer for my heart to stay inside my body, thanks. This is gonna end well. Girl you're gonna get stabbed. RUN AWAY. Don't do drugs, kids. Oh thank god Mob's face is broken. MOB NO YOU CAN GET MILK SOMEWHERE ELSE. Nothing can beat this boy's stone-cold indifference. Oh you asshole. Eat shit, cult man. Step away from the underage boy. Aww poor Mob. He's gonna snap. Oh snap. Come on kiddo use your Jojo Club training. Mob needs a hug. Yesss let the hate flow through you. He is uncomfortably buff. Oh damn that was cool. Poor Mob, again. And then Mob accidentally started a cult. MobDonald's. Aw fuck. Titan- I always forget how short Levi is. Titan Levi sounds like it'll be terrifying. I'm with this guy, dude should have dropped some info. Oh right, the goddamn basement. I have absolutely no faith that we'll ever see inside that cellar. MEAT CELEBRATION. I'm gonna laugh really hard if they get to the basement and it's empty. Erwin's so cool. Knowledge is power and all that. I do enjoy Levi breaking limbs. I'm sure this will go off without a hitch. MEAT FIGHTS, GO. Sasha oh my god. This is also my reaction to meat sometimes. Damn it's only been four months? Nobody respects you, bowl cut. Why are they fighting there's not even any meat up for grabs. Jean is absolutely right about this. Mikasa just wants to watch some carnage. Thank you Levi. You can't be strong like them because it's explicitly a trait in their blood. Oh hey, it's the fat guy. Aww, everybody loves them. I'd follow J. Michael Tatum into hell after a rousing battle screech. So then we're not gonna find out who sasquatch titan is I guess. Am I having a stroke or did someone leave the ED running. I'm gonna go ahead and blame Eren entirely for this, sight unseen. Jojo- I like that Star Plat's color scheme changed to match his white outfit. They don't let Joseph travel by plane anymore. You gotta save your dad, Josuke. Is this dude just gonna hurl a battery across the water? HI JOSEPH. I can't believe Oldseph is too decrepit to fuck now. Hey cheer up, Joseph was even older than you before he met his missing parent. PLAY FREEBIRD. That sure is an outfit. Punch him in the face. Don't fuck with Josuke. Owww his finger. Remember when Kars used Lisa Lisa as an air guitar. Focus, Koichi. I agree, venting your overwhelming rage is pretty great. This is the worst game of Whack-A-Mole. Hey Koichi maybe you could offer some help besides screaming. That's actually brilliant, Josuke. EAT SHIT, FREEBIRD. Meanwhile, Okuyasu is precious. Y'all might be about to die. Quick find some rubber. Fuck yeah, tires! Aw crap. There he goes. Let's all enjoy watching him die. Super Oldseph is actually adorable. I love him. Aw shit he's not dead. Awwwww Joseph. Awwwww Josuke. Jotaro maybe you should stay with Joseph. Oh no we're depending on Okuyasu's brain power. Joseph please. Ya did good, sweetie. He's such a dumbass I love him. I'm not gonna cry here. That's a lie I'm absolutely gonna cry here. AWWWWWWWWW. Okuyasu this is downright heartwarming don't ruin it. Oh, that's terrifying. Clover- I gotta agree with the furry here, they really do suck. If they all die can I finally watch Yami kill something? This bitch is really doing all of this just to be a famewhore, huh. I will literally never be impressed by dance magic of all things, show. Yeah nothing appeases a sea god like some dumbass kid twirling around. You ain't got not legs, Lieutenant Dan. I feel nothing at their misfortune. God, why couldn't Asta have taken that throat punch. You're terrible and you should feel bad. Oh, is she finally gonna do something? I'm cool with it if she gets slaughtered here. This is bullshit if she takes this dude down all on her own. I guess her Magikarp evolved into Gyrados. Hi, dude who's definitely not dimestore Griffith. Oh what the hell is this now. Well that ultimate attack of yours has proved to be completely pointless. I guess that bodes well for that one fire dude if anybody can figure out how to harness that power. No don't tell her to run, I wanna see her get ripped apart. Fuck you Asta why aren't you dead. Hunter- Ohhh this kid is so mad, somebody's going to die. I like seeing Youpi in pain. KICK HIS ASS, SON. I'm not smart enough to really understand this explanation but sure let's go with it. I love my kid so much. Oh crap RUN AWAY. You stupid goddamn lobster. Okay I kinda love this dumbass lobster. You're a good dude, octosquid. LOBSTER GUN. Yeah, you're just gonna have to shoot him in the face. And then he learned that you can't just claw-gun your way out of everything. Aw crap he got out. Quick, hide! Alright you got duct tape, we're off to a good start. Just a random tank, nothing to worry about. Could you not just run him over? Whelp there go the wheels. Shit's on fire, yo. This octopus is so much smarter than me. I hope you can hold your breath as long as the lizard dude. Now shoot him in the face while he's knocked out. Oh damn I hope this isn't a trap. Aw crap he's too nice to murder someone in cold blood. Meanwhile, Metapod. Just wail on him with that giant pipe for a couple minutes.

I love him.

A buff dilf dropping out of the sky to kill someone I hate while another buff dude runs around without a shirt is definitely a great way to improve my mood. More shows should try it.

I think you mean

Aizawa's lookin reeeeeal good with that scar.

I would fuck that mother. That is the exact definition of milf. Call me, Mrs. Midoriya.

Chubby milf can fucking get it.

Huh, I guess it always comes back to Joseph and Avdol with me. Hero- KICK HIS ASS, ICY HOT. Please give Todoroki a hug. Get out of here, Bakugo. Tiny Bakugo was adorable. Stop kicking things! That's a lot of ice. Get out of here, Endeavor. Joke's on you Bakugo, he's got years of experience dealing with an angry douchebag trying to set him on fire. He's Frozone now. GO AWAY, ENDEAVOR. I like that this show takes the effort to animate Aizawa's mouth moving under his wraps, unlike Naruto where Kakashi's face is just an unmoving block. Thank you, Deku! Again I ask that someone please hug Todoroki. Eat shit, Bakugo. Hey kiddo you okay there? Helloooo Midnight. Can we just knock Bakugo out every time he gets too angry? Ohhhh he's gonna be so pissed when he wakes up. They had to chain him up. Poor Iida. HI ALL MIGHT. This is the best award ceremony. Hold the fucking phone they win hugs from All Might? Why didn't anyone tell me that, can I sign up for this? All Might is the best dad. Just put the medal in his mouth. I goddamn love this giant nerd. Maybe Bakugo will be slightly less angry in two days. Iida needs a hug. Oh he's looking rough. Don't make me cry, show. Damn his brother is really cute in that flashback I hope he survives. Speaking of cute siblings, helloooo Todoroki's sister. Aaaaaand I'm crying. Awwwww her parents. I love Deku's mom so much. Soooo angry. Mob- God, puberty sucked. Aw fuck not the porn jinx that's the worst kind of jinx! I don't like this porn curse. Mob you're too good for this jackass. If you have the opportunity, always become KISS. There's a whole club for this? Never insult a man's hair have you learned nothing from Josuke. To be fair, you are kinda creepy. You're saved! I love Mob. Go away, jackass. You''re right and you should say it. Look what you did, you made her cry. Go for it, he did tell you to slack off. What the fuck. To be fair, Mob does look pretty adorable. Oh no you're gonna get beat up. Oh good you found who called for Ghostbusters. I hate it when my bras levitate. Poor Mob. Aw shit it's a ghost AND a pervert. Alright, kick its ass. Mob's gonna get so many girlfriends this week. Ouch, ghost. Mob's having an existential crisis. Oh no it's the Jojo club. Stop lecturing him. Don't sweat it kid, all I have is copious amounts of All Might porn. Go for it, Mob. Aw crap he's gonna join the Jojo club. PLOT TWIST. Of course Seitz is here. Great job, you jackass. Titan- That is a terrible name. You dumbasses are here to farm not gossip. Oh right, there are titans in this show. Bring back the lesbian. Uh hey Mikasa you okay there? Maybe if you stopped acting like a little bitch you'd stop getting treated like one. At least Hange's having a great day. Oh you've already jinxed yourselves. I too am a thirsty girl, i can relate. Oh good, a new crop of red shirts to slaughter. Oh no, his mom's fucked completely. I mean they did eat your mom so you have a right to be mad. Eat your food or Sasha will steal your bread. Eren continues to be a whiny little bitch. I'm with Sasha here, punch yourself. Oh hey. Hello again, Seitz.Wait it's only been a couple months here? I automatically don't care about this flashback. Hi, Eren's dad. Oh hi, that drunk guy who died. Booze is a pretty good incentive to stay put. Hi, cute barmaid. Oh hey, that's Eren's mom. Ouch. You ever get friendzoned so hard that you get your entire squad killed? Baby Eren whines less than regular Eren. Ouch, dude. And then he gave his kid a bunch of drugs to turn him into a monster. I love Hange. Eren got objectively worse after learning how to talk. Jojo- I love his mom. Whelp, that's not normal. That chicken is so ugly. You leave Okuyasu alone. Why did they give Shining Diamond such a defined ass. Say what you want, just don't insult his hair. Eat shit, lightning chicken. RIP video game. You're not the brightest crayon in the drawer are you, Okuyasu. Someone hug Oku. Nobody likes lightning chicken. Yeah I'm sure he stole your homework. Gee I wonder who it is. Oh no, it sounds like Joseph isn't hot anymore. Josuke you are not putting these pieces together. Aw fuck it's the chicken. Please don't hurt Real Old Joseph. KICK HIS ASS, OKUYASU. Good think Josuke can just fix that motorcycle for you later. This is going too well. Someone please hug Okuyasu. Nah his bowels are fine after Tonio cooked for him. How dare you hurt my son. You should probably listen to Jotaro. Guys you might wanna move faster than a leisurely stroll. Oh fuck this is clearly a trap. "Eat shit and die, you glorified nightlight!" is a great insult. Okuyasu you precious, stupid mother fucker. Uh hey Jotaro remember how you can stop time? OH SHIT, HIS ARM. Why can't I have nice things, show? Jesus guys that's cold. How the hell does that work, how was Okuyasu not dead there. PLEASE HUG OKUYASU. Hi Joseph! Clover- Yet again I ask why this show isn't just about Yami killing things I hate. You suck, Asta. Blah blah blah I don't care about any of you why aren't you dead yet. Every episode where sister fucker is not violently murdered is a waste of my time. Don't help him, random crab. I hate everything. I have to agree, shoveling cake down your throat with yoru bare hands is a much faster way to eat. Good, kill them. Girl if you sleep straight through their deaths you'll be my new favorite character. Again I have to agree, there's nothing I like better than a big ol' hunk of meat. That was a surprisingly decent plan, color me shocked. Give that girl some meat, goddammit. Oh good, she's also annoying. Why aren't you dead, sister fucker? He's got a point, looking at Asta is disgusting. I do enjoy seeing Asta suffer. Oh goddammit the bitches are here. Hunter- Shoot is having a rough day. Fuck you, Youpi. Please don't die, shirtless Knuckle. Aw crap what are you doing you butterfly bastard. Fuuuuuuck. I hope you find Palm. Aw shit the lobster's here. Maybe it was your horiffic stench, buddy. I forgot her name was Sinkerbelle. Evening, whores. Ooh that's a nifty trick. Whelp, so much for Palm. Hit him with the truck! GUN CLAWS. Sure hope you got out of that corpse at the last second, octosquid. Oh thank god he's alive. I got a bad feeling about this, stay in the truck as long as you can. You stupid lobster bastard. You already fight shirtless, maybe take off your pants next for another power boost. Knuckle you're going to die and I'm going to have to bury another boyfriend. Excuse you, I like his face. Man I hope you're smart enough not to fall for this. You can also get my on my knees if you want...I mean, what. God I hope you know what you're doing. That's rude, Knuckle. Knuckle oh my god. FUUUUUUUUUCK. I hope someone conveniently runs in to save him. HAHAHAHAH NOT TODAY, CURSE. THANK YOU KILLUA. Now Joestar your way out of here! I love this fucking dork. Kick his ass, son.

Y'all go to hell, she can sit on my face. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

...I do have some standards.

I can't believe they had to give Joseph 400 health problems just to make him unfuckable.

Can we just knock Bakugo out every time he gets too angry?

I wonder how many of these adaptations are going to be quietly shelved until their contracts expire once the Alita movie comes out and absolutely bombs.

Hero- Deku might be dead here. God I hope my curse kills Endeavor. Go away garbage dad he's my son now. Jesus Deku. Aww they're good kids. Fuck off, Mineta. Please hug this boy. All Might is the best dad. Good job Iida. Dark Shadow's such a fun quirk. Man these other matches are going super fast. Deku's gonna need to sleep for a week after this. Okay Granny that's fair. Again, please hug this boy. It actually never occurred to me that All Might wouldn't have had a regular quirk. Hi All Might's master are you hot? ALL MIGHT IS THE BEST DAD. Oh this seems ominous. I'd like to state right now that this is not my fault. Oh hey he's cute...this may be my fault. I wanna see Bakugo lose. Awww, Tetsu Squared is his friend now. Man I hope he didn't pick up because he was too busy winning that fight. Sorry kid you can't stay hard forever. Huh, I didn't notice that they're both from hero families this'll be good. Whoever wins, I'm proud of you both. Aw crap he jammed your engines. Your brother will still be proud of you if he's alive, Iida. Ohhhhh that is a really bad thing. Whelp, I hope All Might kills this guy. Poor bird friend. KICK HIS ASS, ICY HOT. Someone put Iida on vibrate. Oh nooooooo. Yikes that is one ugly bastard. Careful there don't cut yourself on all that edge. Aw fuck it's dapper Hexxus. This is not a teamup I want to see. GO AWAY FUCKHANDS. Mob- I don't think I've ever seen the Crunchyroll logo on a broadcast before. So long, monsters. Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS. Ouch. Yeah this seems legit. The buttchin goblin. That sounds like a perfectly reasonable way to die. Uh hey that might be a ghost. Whelp, you're screwed. I hope this kid's a Ghostbuster. It was nice of the poltergeist to stand around waiting for him. Don't fuck with Mob. You cheap bastard. This boy is too trusting. Damn I hate it when my spoon bends mid-meal. Puberty does suck. Eggplant head. Awww that's cute. Don't worry I suck at math too. Damn this school is just a greatest hits of my class failures. The tunnel is a stand. Goddamn bloggers. Ants are pretty interesting. You are going to die. Oh shit that's a lot of ghosts. Yeah just a wrestler nothing ominous about this. That is a terrible backstory. I love this kid. SALT PUNCH. You dumbass you know regular salt doesn't work. Aww it's cute. Well that sounds ominous. A con artist, you don't say. Oh no Mob be careful. Aw shit it's Envy. You okay there kiddo? Awww he found his picture that's so nice of him. Drop him he's dead weight, son. Titan- Levi just shoot the cowboy in the face. Unexpected hillbilly backstory. He really is the Hol Horse of this show. Surprisingly decent of you, king dude. I will still never feel threatened by Cowboy Kenny, show. Oh that's gross. And then Levi was Sanji. Alright this does explain a lot about Levi's personality. Jesus kid calm down. I don't care enough about this guy to feel anything towards his death. Hi, random ducks. Kenny I think some of your dialogue got switched with gay porn. Who gives a fuck about titans, right. You're creepy, cowboy. I'm guessing no, it's not gonna work and you're about to get shot in the face. Yeah turn into a titan right in front of the guy who's the country's #1 titan killer. Enough of this, shoot him in the face. My motivation is buff cartoon dudes. Well that was easy. This is a happy ending I guess...wait what do you mean this isn't the finale? Being queen means punching whoever you want in the face. Levi's in a good mood and I don't know how to react to this. Meanwhile, oh hey these guys. Aw fuck it's the sasquatch titan. Who the fuck are you? Jojo- Well this look ominous. Aww they're going to his brother's grave even though he was an asshole. Welcome to Olive Garden. Hello there, cute Italian man. Return of the Jojo accents, yes! You eat what he'll give you and like it. I don't think that's a normal chef thing. Oh my god Okuyasu go to a doctor. I agree with Josuke, healthy food sucks. Oh fuck this is some good water. Calm down Okuyasu. Uhhhh you okay there, Oku? THE WATER IS A STAND. False alarm, we're good. Okuyasu is goddamn adorable. Damn I want some Simon and Garfunkle tomatoes. Sorry Josuke no food for you. DICK. Uhhh that not normal. I'm not hungry anymore. Oh that's gross don't take it with you. Hey Tonio can you cure my diabetes and shitty vision next? Whore's pasta, that's my dish. Don't worry Oku I can't handle spice either. Okuyasu just eat the damn pasta. That's some good spaghetti. Josuke you probably could have just fixed his teeth earlier. Uhhh I don't think teeth are supposed to grow back like that. THE SPAGHETTI IS A STAND. Yes go into the room full of knives that'll go well. Hi puppy! Oh, that's not normal. Josuke you're going to die. OKUYASU NO. "For the love of god, drop the meat!" He's right, wash your filthy hands in the kitchen. Oh thank god Oku's okay. Puppy's happy! I kinda love this guy. You're never too manly for pudding. Oh hi Jotaro. IT'S JOSEPH! Clover- Christ girl it's Asta have some fucking standards. Okay but fighting a hoard of mice actually sounds terrifying. I wish I could speak whale. Blah blah they're all gonna have to team up and fight the furry, I don't care. At least if you die you don't have to be in Black Clover anymore. Hey Yami you wanna get in there and make this show worth watching for a change? Are you telling me I don't even get to see Yami fight in this shitshow? I wish I could drink that much. If they all die quickly, then I get rid of so many people I hate and get to watch Yami fight. I don't care about these guys, show. I really don't give a shit about this flashback, show. OH, THAT'S A BASEBALL. Oh great, we get this flashback again. Use Asta as a human shield. "Would you SHUT UP" is basically the tagline of this show. Aim for his dick. You're wrong, they absolutely do not got this. Well that was half an hour of my life I'm not getting back. Hunter- Please give Gon a hug. Oh hey lizard friend. Grandpa doesn't give a shit. You dumbass cat bastard you're going to fucking die. Thank you grandpa. IT'S NOT GRANDPA IT'S A HOT DAD ALERT. Hiiiiii Killua's hot dad. You might wanna go help Knuckle. Hi shirtless Knuckle please don't die. Damn that dude can run. It really is the Joestar Technique. Joke's on you the throne room's already wrecked. Shoot needs a bandaid. Helloooo angry Knuckle. You probably shouldn't turn your back on him. GODDAMMIT KNUCKLE WHAT DID YOU DO. Yes let the insult slide if it means not dying. Shoot might be dead here. I like that I get two hot dudes in this episode, it's like a special gift just for me. Shoot needs a hug. I like that Studnet Loans is just chilling there in the back. Metapod used HARDEN, it's super effective! Nobody likes you, Youpi. Aw fuck he's evolving. RUN AWAY. Oh good he picked up Shoot on the way out. Buddy do you THINK he got him? Ohhhh you're going to die. The answer is to make him throw a tantrum, I guess. Shut up narrator you're gonna jinx it. This is the longest three minutes of my life.