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I've seen exactly two Marvel movies and have made no attempt to keep up with the franchise, but how dare anyone promote Endgame on a site I visit. Sure they'll make a lot more money by advertising to the fans who are regular viewers and actively support the property, but what about me!? Isn't my sporadic interest infinitely more important and valuable than all those other people?

My ears will never forget Screaming Good Boy. Hero- Last time, Endavor lost his Worst Dad trophy. Look at my kids go. Meanwhile, Bakugo is angry. Yeah I'm sure the villains have nothing to do with this. Please don't kill my boyfriend, show. Awwwww my kids. Someone give Deku a hug. Real friendship is offering someone food. Centipeder creeps me right the fuck out. Come here Vault Boy let me hug you. Oh good they found her. Heee Nejire's wrapped up in her hair that's really cute. Oh shit it's go time. Nighteye survived Black Friday for that toy. I just imagine this is exactly how my dad felt buying me princess dolls as a kid. Still can't stop staring at Bubble Girl's underboob. Look at him flail around. Oh don't show me All Might like that. I'm gonna fuck Vault Boy. Fuck you, plague douche squad. I got a bad feel about this. Hiiii Dadzawa. Aww, Fatgum gave him a snack. Aw shit here we go. DRAGON WAIFU GO. Somebody kick the shit out of Overhaul already. Ohhh this is not gonna be a good thing. Please save my baby. Dr Stone- I kinda just assumed it was an instant thing around the whole world. Of course his teenager had to teach him about Twitter. OH, THAT'S DEPRESSING. Russian Seitz doesn't fuck around. This hurts me right down in my soul. Stop singing before he kills you! Oh, dad's got some meat on those arms. I like that nobody helps him row back. Whelp, Jesus is a rock. Good news, he found a purse. Aww, he likes her. Wow, they just started fucking out those kids right away. Marriage seems almost pointless at this point. It's nice that they start out with three breeding pairs that are already horny for each other. WAIT WHAT. If they're not related how the hell do you explain two people having that hair? You heard the man, you gotta bang so that his son can have friends. I love my melon daughter. I hope y'all haven't been doing weird shit to those statues. Explain your fucking hair, Senku. They're right, it's time to get drunk. DRINK. Oh, magma recovered from his dick punch. Grandpa can put that shit away. How do y'all even know what divorce is? Hey, you got some mixers for your booze now that he made Pepsi. Aw shit. Sorry about your wife, Seitz. That's why you don't fuck with pnemonia, folks. And I'm crying. Ramen solves all problems is the lesson I'm getting here. So I guess the russian couple never came back. He predicted Chrome. Stop making me cry, show. OH THIS HURTS. Senku needs a hug. FUCK OFF, KARS. Ohhhhh now this ED is so much sadder. OPM- Oh right, I was about to get another boyfriend killed. Just let the rich kid die. I understand rooting for the crab. RIP frog, you were no Froppy. I don't know what's happening but I'm into it. Oh god he Naruto runs. GUN. And then glasses man died. Aww, he became a hero because of Saitama. RIP discount Iida. Oh no the kid's still there. Okay the GUNSKULL look is pretty damn cool. How the hell did you not die? Oh yeah, that knife's not just gonna go in your own torso in 20 seconds. Run, kid. Awww, your only friend ditched you. Aw crap who came here to get wrecked now. Oh hey Genos. ETA on Genos getting destroyed again? Meanwhile, Saitama enjoying himself. It's okay that's how I play video games too. Saitama could not give less of a fuck. I genuinely love that he got his shit wrecked by the dog guy. Whelp, there goes Genos' arm. False alarm, the arm was a trap. Okay that insult hurt worse than the poison arrows. You okay there, buddy. You know shit's going down when your hair changes color. Don't worry, the flower's here to save you. Hey don't lump him in with these losers. PLAYER THREE HAS ENTERED THE GAME. Grandpa's here to rip your spine out. You ungrateful bastard, this is how you repay him? Fire Force- GUN. I will never fear a villain named Raffles. Just let them stab him. We're just calling you Man-Man now. Just keep shooting at everything, it's the American way. Oh great now you're blind as shit. She's got a point, your feelings don't matter to your boss. Oh, I can get behind this. You know y'all could just fuck instead? This is not my fault. False alarm, he's fine. Bitch. Fucking shadow clones. Hey there Donkey Dick. Oh right, they got special training. Remember, he's fucking stupid. You dumb jackass. I take that back, ya did good kid. Aw fuck it's the fanservice. MY GIRLFRIEND. No, I don't think they're on your side. Oh you bitch. Well they're the ones who didn't try to murder him, so that's a pretty good reason. Hey now, you're underestimating the power of those tits. Alright boys, take your shirts off and fight them. Oh I'll call you something later. Joke's on you, I don't care about any of those plot threads! Food Wars- Yeah that's what we needed, more gratuitous jiggle. Good job Sasuke. Oh what the fuck. That sounds awful. I don't like this. He is by far the worst Sasuke on the block. I'm so tired. Look at her glistening meat. Meat Meat's tits aren't even funny it's just a waste of time. I age another decade every time I watch this show. I can't even bring myself to hurl insults at the jiggling I just want it to end. Alright you had me at cheese and mashed potatoes. So did the author just trace this bitch straight out of a cheap hentai doujin or what? I do love me some smoked meat. I truly have no memory of this kid existing when the show's not focused directly on him. Gee I wonder if these two are gonna get high scores and break the top four. The deepest-voiced seven year old. Demon Slayer- You got this, kiddo! Now kill him some more. Eat shit, you weird eye freak. Good thing there's a doctor right there. And then he was Zoro. Somebody help my son. Aw shit we're still playing dodgeball. My daughter's awake! Awwwww. I'd watch the shit out of soccer if it was more like this. I love my sleepy bento daughter. Hey lady maybe you could go fix Tanjiro's everything. Kill her by destroying her confidence. She's so cool. Hahahahaha you dumb bitch. Awww, sleepy Nezuko. That is too many arms. Ohh that's nasty. Goddamn Michael Jackson son of a bitch fucking with everyone. Thanks, jackass. So all of this was for nothing then. Good thing Nezuko can't talk. You're not gonna make me feel sorry for this bitch. I hope that building is lightproof. Well those broken bones sure healed fast. AWWWWWWWW. No worries, she's just brainwashed to think you're our dead family. This is adorable as fuck. Lady don't start crying you're gonna make me cry. Noooo don't take her. Awwwwwwwwwwwww. Get in your box, sweetie. Awww. he's not such an asshole after all. I forgot Tokoyami was here. This is me screaming at pictures of All Might. Clover- I do like the sweet fire arm. I want to watch her murder everyone. No, let Asta go back and get himself killed. Immolate the character that's just here to directly insult me. At least if she dies, she doesn't have to be in Black Clover anymore. There is no force stronger than a woman with anger issues who is tired of all this horse shit. Oh fuck you show. You're only pissing her off more, she's going to burn your dick off. She is fueled entirely by pure rage and I respect that immsensely. Oh yeah I'm real scared of your picture magic here. Get out of here and let her die a warrior's death. "A whole new level of stupid" is exactly how I'd describe this show. Did y'all just forget the screaming idiot can nullify your attacks? I'm genuinely surprised Asta knows basic math. It's nice of the villains to just stand there and let themselves get hit with the attack intead of moving at all. Christ just die already. You can just go ahead and kill Asta. So is Mimosa supposed to be the reincarnated human lady who looks exactly like her or what. Did bitch Tink also get a new personality? Kill him, Yuno or whatever the fuck your name is now. Jojo- I love those bullets. I can respect Mista's philosophy. I don't like this. Mista is already my favorite. This is right out of Pulp Fiction. Now at what point did he steal that sweater from a second grader? He shot you in the head how are you not dead. I know that stand name was probably changed but Arts and Crafts is the dumbest one yet. The hell is his power, super glue? I mean, he might just be trying to kill you because you started attacking them. YEEE HAW. I love the bullets so much. Goddammit Mista. I'm surprised this truck driver's survived this long.. Oh how the hell did he manage that. That poor driver. Dick noodle. And then Mista got shot with his own bullets. Heeee I love my boys. This is a trap. GODDAMMIT. No shit it hurts, you got shot in the mouth. All aboard the bullet train! Aiming for the old bullet was a surprisingly great plan. Dopey dick. Oh my god just die already. This really must be batshit insane for bystanders who don't have stands. GIORNO NO.

Man, Powerpuff GIrls is looking great.

Nejire's wrapped up in her hair and that's really goddamn cute.

I mean, it gives her about as much dignity as the actual series...

Weird how I can skip the OP almost every damn time I watch a show on my own and feel literally nothing has changed except that extra 90 seconds I gain.

Oh yeah, Swole Rudolph is clearly so much worse than this Wilford Brimley fursona that was running around DBZ. Totes.

How dare you not share the video of that.

The OP and ED for everything still gets played in full whenever they switch to a new one, so it's a moot point. I genuinely cannot imagine someone being enough of a nerd to watch Toonami on a weekly basis but also too computer illiterate to use Youtube. Like, even my 60-year old dad who types exclusively with his index fingers and doesn't even know what Youtube is can figure out that if he types a video he wants into Google, the magic internet machine will take him right to it.

WatchMojo is clickbait garbage that nobody takes seriously.

No the hell it isn't.

Update: cookie cake accomplished

I can't jack off to box office reports, damn it!

Disregard Star Wars, post Slutty Christmas Boy.

He's allowed to be wrong sometimes.

It's either short OPs or cutting content from the actual episodes. Literally 10 seconds on youtube will get you a show's regular OP, the full version, 20 fan mixes that extend it out 5-10 minutes and are of wildly differing quality, English-translated covers, 8bit remix, videos of the song played on various instruments, and a Space Jam remix. You're not actually missing out on much.

Now give it more episodes.

Charmy, who gave us the Pop Team Epic ripoff filler and objectively the best episode of this entire root canal of a show.

Is it a holiday where a large amount of their audience is likely to be preoccupied and unfocused on the block? I'm gonna go with no.

Suneater is both the best Tamaki and the best Sasuke on the block. Hero- Oh sweet, my kids are working together. HI BOYFRIEND. Hi Granpa. Hi Aizawa! And Deku has a full wiki page written about all of these heroes. Nejire's so cute. I can't stop staring at her underboob. I'm not a fan of Centipeder. Everyone loves Fatgum. Don't be rude, attractive yet angry man. Oh good he's okay. Ohhh no I don't like the sound of that. MY BABY. Jesus fucking christ. Endeavor officially loses the World's Worst Dad trophy. Someone please save my daughter. It's okay Mirio I'll console you. Stop making sense it's making them feel bad! Oh, that's actually a great idea. I'm with Fatgum go save my baby. I forgot Aizawa was here. Leave him alone he's sad. I kinda love Rock Lock. Someone hug these boys. Aizawa is in prime Dad mode today and I'm here for it. Somebody teach Deku how to tie a tie. AWWWWZAWA. Mirio maybe you'll feel better if you take your shirt off. SAVE MY BABY PLEASE. Oh this guy is fucked. OPM- ORA ORA ORA ORA. The bunny girl is always the strongest character. Oh that's just rude. Well this sure looks ominous. Alright I can respect them just wanting to be left the hell alone, what's the catch. Aaaand then you shot a guy in the face. WHELP. No really, just let them kill the little bastard. Thanks, random black guy. DENIED. I kinda love him. Watching buff dudes flex does make me feel better. Okay that one monster is just a trash can. And then that guy got eaten. Nooo not the hot lady. Oh hey, Garo's alive. Oh hey, Genos is alive. And then everything went straight to hell. I'm with Metal Knight, let that kid die. Oh hey Saitama actually does something. Get out of their clubhouse! I'm kinda into this, fear for his life. I'm sure this will end well for all of you. I reluctantly add Garo to the boyfriend list. BLAM-BLAM is a great hero name. Goddamn he's cool. IT'S HIGH NOON. Great job putting your secret technique in the hero manual. BRRRRRICK FROG. This is not my fault. Dr Stone- EXPLAIN PLEASE. I'm not following where you're going with this. Awww look at tiny Senku. Senku x Science is still OTP. Oh hey, he has a dad. LOOK AT THE ADORABLE CHILDREN. We're gonna hurl this dummy off the roof. Tiny Taiju also never stops screaming. And then Senku killed his dad. Awwwwwww. Oh sweet, he gets to be an astronaut. AWWWWWW. Wait what. Is that a Russian Seitz sighting? So uh that one lady sure looks a lot like the sisters. HOWDY Y'ALL. "I would have killed you in no time, swear to god" I love that lady instantly. I just love this Russian couple in general. Oh hey, she's pretty good. No, talk to your son! OH NO I FORGOT WHAT WAS HAPPENING. So how does fucking in space actually work? The soup. Zero gravity space ramen sounds pretty damn good. OH FUCK. He never got to talk to Senku again. Thank god the internet still works. At least the porn's still up. So I guess they all just fucked like monkeys until they died. Fire Force- Oh yeah I really respect a dude name Raffles. Yeeeah things aren't gonna go well for this albino baby in about two minutes. The nether is a real thing? You should work out while you explain all this, Captain. Please make Tamaki stay behind. Make sure you bring that donkey dick with you. Sorry show I am never gonna give two shits about this nun. At the first sign of trouble, use Tamaki as a shield. That's just a subway tunnel, but in a way I guess it is the route to hell. I am gonna get this man killed, I can feel it in my bones. And then everything went to shit. MOTHER FUCK IT'S TWO TAMAKIS. It's all good, the buff dudes are fine. Gee maybe the fake is the one who sounds like a godamn grown man. Iris you're a fucking idiot. I hate this fucking show. Please kill both of them. Please don't hurt my girlfriend. I like when Maki gets to do things. There continues to be exactly one good woman in this entire show. I'm gay for this. Meanwhile, kill them faster. What is with the weird sexism here? Tamaki did you forget that you're fucking terrible? Yeah, the reason they gave you that uniform is just to show off your tits. I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW. I'd rather just watch these adorable mice all episode. I guess this is marginally more bearable if they're lesbians. Food Wars- Oh good the jiggle feminazi gets to advance. I don't care about any of these people. Okay Shotgun Riding Hood gave me a giggle. I could go for a calzone right now. Yee haw. You had me at bacon. I'm not gonna feel sorry for anyone in this show. Oh what in the hell is this. Oh come on that doesn't even count as curry anymore. Did Megumi piss her pants and run away? Fucking Megumi. Oh great the hillbillies are here. Tonight's theme is HOWDY Y'ALL. Wow what a shock, Megumi tripped ass-first into the next round. At least jiggle feminazi lost. Demon Slayer- Save my bento daughter at all costs. Man that place is getting wrecked. I'd trust Nezuko with my life. Whelp he's dead. Oh, false alarm. Cry harder, you whiny little brat. Fuck Michael Jackson and his squad of asshole kids. Tanjiro honey can't you just smell the dodgeballs? Oh hey, thanks you whiny bastard. Nezuko will kill them for us. TOO MANY BALLS. Oooh that looks so cool. There you go, you got your first guinea pigs. KICK HIS ASS, SWEETIE. Aw crap she's re-armed herself. NO MY BABY. Aww even though they're demons she still sees them as her family. Aw shit. His power is a weaponized form of Jojo's TO BE CONTINUED arrow. Oh no you goddamn idiot why did you open your mouth. MY BABY NO. Stab him in the dick. Close your eyes and smell your way to victory. Oh damn look at him go. I'm so proud of you, son. Clover- I don't care about any of this, go back to the angry lady. And you have my axe! Why does this douche keep posing like a flamingo? I genuinely do not care who lives or dies in this fight. What the hell now, is the building on fire? Oh hey, someone I can tolerate. I'll admit, that is one bitchin' fire arm. Oh hey, he's got that dragon thing. I would follow J. Michael Tatum into hell after a rousing speech. There are now four characters I don't want to see die painfully. I guess the dragon just filled him in on everything. Dimestore Griffith, still the worst. You heard him, torch the place! I don't know who any of these people are. Oh great, this little fuckwad's back. Hiiii Yami. Jojo- I love my idiot son. Watching them kick the shit out of this guy's body is kinda cracking me up. Oh my god, this is beautiful. I love that their perfect unison implies that they've practiced this dance before. I don't care what happens now, nothing's topping this. Not gonna lie, this song is an absolute goddamn banger. Aw shit he had a partner. You should beat the shit out of him just for the stress relief. Buoy fish! GUN STAND. You can't prove that Mista isn't the bastard son of Hol Horse. I don't think it's a good time for a lunch break. OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ADORABLE. I'm adopting this stand, they're my children now. Yeah boys this doesn't sound suspicious at all. Aw shit he's in the office. Goddammit Mista. Oh no, they're idiots. LOOK AT THEM GO. Nothing to see here, just a flamboyantly dressed teen waving a gun around. I love my bullet children. He's in the truck! There he goes. "Freek'n You" never stops being funny. Lupin- Sorry but I'm definitely rooting for Fujiko here. This is just Mario Kart. Take me with you, Fuji. Somebody go save Fujiko. Oh, now all that porn has some context. I'm not entirely okay with this. And then time travel, because sure why not. I grow increasingly uncomfortable with the Fujiko tickle fetish torture. Cool, his jacket changes with the times. This is what gave Sir Nighteye his tickle fetish. Oh thank god the fetish machine blew up. I feel like I'd get more out of this if I understood these references. Zenigata is a universal constant. JIGEN NO. Fujiko where are your nipples? Pops is gonna be the thing that saves him. Goemon buddy he's literally hurling rockets at you. Is this why Goemon hates computers? RIP car. I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS. I'm actually relieved she's gone because at least now she's not getting molested. Lupin continuing his trend of getting shot. Goemon no! Jigen no! Fujiko yes! Goddamn douchebag wizard ruining 50 years of friendship. Well damn he was easy to catch. WHAT. Oh my god you douche wizard how did you fuck this up you ahve a time machine. Hobo Jigen MVP. Most importantly, things are back to normal with Pops. Kill them. OH HELL YEAH T-REX. It turns out the real loot was the friends you made along the way.

You can't prove that Mista isn't the bastard son of Hol Horse.

Okay but this song is an absolute goddamn banger.

Shoutout to @Naraku4656 for being the best Santa anyone could ask for! Thank you so much, you're amazing! Look at this giant cookie pan. I am going to make a concerningly large cookie for Christmas.

@Naraku4656 THANK YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE HIM. Everyone look at my new All Might! (I definitely did not spend 20 minutes trying to figure out that plastic stand before googling it and realizing it was laughably easy to put together.)