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It's inconvenient, but I think we'll be fine. MHA being such a heavy hitter for FUNi and having so few episodes left to do, I imagine that's going to be their first priority to get back running. The actors who do work for multiple studios like Seitz tend to have their own in-home setup already, and they're probably loaning out all the equipment they can to the others. I don't think the hiatus will last over a month, and they'll adjust the waiting period for Toonami accordingly.

Mushishi

That actually makes him look so much worse. He chose when to end things, and then still decided to waste months at a time on side character fights? That just means he's shittier at his job than we thought.

That final arc was a fucking train wreck. This is gonna be some fantastic garbage.

I don't understand it but none of them are really the right combination of angry, stupid, and horny to fit me.

That's just a mean thing to think about yourself. Hero- Camie is the best and I love her. I missed this wind dumbass. Goddammit garbage dilf. Everyone hates Endeavor and I love it. Oh my god, I love her. YEET. YEET AGAIN. ONE MORE YEEET. Gang Orca is the best. Bakugo's about to murder some kids. I hate that one child in particular. Five Wiener Hero. Camie loves kids. Mic has the best commentary. Meanwhile, garbage dilf sucks. One day I'll kill him. They really stole his gauntlets. Children are indeed the hardest challenge of all. I agree 100% with Bakugo's plan. Start with this little brat. They broke Windy Boy. Stop trying to seduce me, garbage dilf. We really didn't deserve All Might. Camie is 100% my spirit animal. It's okay Todoroki, you tried. Just let Bakugo fight them. Mic makes a friend. I hate these kids. Sword Art- I am the terror that flaps in the night. FLUCTLIGHT. Kira would look at this guy and say he's a little too much. Keep digging that grave, buddy. Go away, green boy. The fuck kind of character trait is that? Who the fuck are you? I can't tell if either of these characters are boys or girls. That arm was just holding you back. I also want to kill everyone in this show but you don't see me crying about it. The hash-slinging slasher! Oh, girl I guess. Oh hey, somebody remembered that dragons can burn things. I didn't realize these were two different guys. Looks like somebody's in a fistin' mood tonight. Oh something's hard alright. I hate this show. Just fuck already. Cockblocked. Why aren't you setting him on fire with your dragon. Oh christ is it time for more rape. You're all idiots. That's a nice grave you've made for yourself, old man. Well that's new. Oh, did Asuna remember she's in this show? How dare you insult Kira like this. Demon Slayer- I love my kids. Nezuko needs a nap. Tanjiro needs a medic. Aw fuck he's not dead. You stay away from my children. Oh thank god, JYB is here to save us. KICK HIS ASS. Eat shit, spider douche. Thank you, finally. And now, a bad decision in action. That is way too many spider monsters. That ain't right. Jesus christ. I can't stop staring at Spider Mom's boobs. This is some fucked up shenanigans. Ohhhhhh that's not right. I'd like to get off this ride now, please. I like her. This girl is serious about friendship. Yikes. Hey uh what the fuck. She may be crazy as hell but her butterfly attack is cool. I mean at this point death is probably a mercy for you. I don't know if she's awesome or terrifying. Get this boy some pants. He died as he lived, being a creepy asshole. Food Wars- I hate you all. Or you could just use a clock like a normal person. I miss you, hot dad. This entire family is insufferable. Nothing iffy about the rich, entitled white girl forcing an unwilling foreigner to be her personal slave. They fucking or what. You're gonna make me upwrap my own food like some peasant? Grandpa's definitely got a boner. Shut up, worst Sasuke. Serving your dish a solid hour before the competition seems like a great way to make the judges forget about you by the time the others finish. "None of this makes any sense, it's weird" is a pretty apt description of this show in general. Just gonna set this shit on fire real quick. Milf is having a great day. Ah yes, the Japanese ketchup. Did you steal that sword from Guts, you bastard? Oh right, Soma's here too. That looks disgusting. Milf is begging you to spoon her. I have the ultimate sympathy for whatever poor janitor has to disinfect the place every time anyone cooks. The real pickled fish were the friends you made along the way. My tits aren't out, you lose. Too late, they already announced it's over. Clover- I forgot that mushroom guy existed. He's definitely trying to kill you. I don't care about any of this. Kill the king, nobody gives a shit. I hate this show. Oh right, that one girl exists too. Hey there, captain sexy. Thank god, it's Jack the Ripper. Slaughter him, Yami. You could always just let your douchebag parents die. Yeet. Just kill your jackass brother. You're all terrible except Yami. I'm not gonna complain if Jack the Ripper dies here. Somebody just punch im in the dick. Well I'm sure glad we made the magic serial killer a captain. Great job dumbass, you let him evaporate half your ribs. Fucking elves and their bullshit second wind. He's gone full screaming Bakugo. You should have hit him in the dick. No just let him die. Yami has had enough of this bullshit. I hate everything. Oh christ please somebody kill the sister fucker now. I am 100% here for Yami just wrecking their shit on his own. Jojo- Nice car. Ouch. Kars would be proud of that hand piranah. No, you absolutely deserve the turtle shit. This week's theme is children being terrible. God I love this music. Nice bike, jackass. Setting things on fire is always the best plan. There goes your kid. This guy sure is irrationally angry and I can respect that. Oh hell no you stay away from those women. Snaaaaake. And nothing of value was lost. Shit, this has all been one day? Oh hey, the old guy. This is one convoluted plan. Old guy noooo. Hi, mysterious boss guy. Sure is getting suspiciously foggy in here. Mista he's literally a child. Ohhhh that can't be good. SHIT IT'S YOUR FINGER. Aw shit. And then Mista died. MY BABIES. Noooo my babies. Goddammit Mista. Y'know Avdol sure would come in handy right now. This could be going better. He's so angry. Oh sweet, teamwork! HONEY, WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT? Freaky the Snowman, this dub is a gift. Son of a bitch just die. Whelp, you're screwed. Fire, set something on fire. Uh Giorno plunging the entire car into the sea may not have been the best idea.

Ice Boy is Bakugo in Japanese, which just makes this even funnier.

Camie is 100% my spirit animal.

...You mean the name that he publicly apologized for using, and immediately changed to something different that fit his intentions for the character without referencing horrific war crimes? What the fuck are you even talking about?

Hero- Someone get this crusty bastard some chapstick. This OP slaps. Hi Granpa. Kurogiri has custody of the League's brain cells. It's great that the cops' main hero support is this one old man in his seventies. Oh shit is that the big guy from Kirishima's flashback? I hope Vault Boy's okay. Someone please hug Eri. I love this idiot. I think someone put Red Bull in his IV. Mirio needs a hug and I volunteer. Oh shit. Awww Mirio's such a good dude. Just let my kids go home. Oh hey, are we gonna see their extra classes? Cake is also how I comfort people. Iida is best dad. Momo's hair is so pretty. Awww Uraraka. Sorry Iida, Aizawa is best dad. BUNNY. Yeah, because Todoroki is normally such a party animal. I hope these two have a scream-off. Oh good, they caught Dapper Hexxus. Heyyyy there Garbage DILF. WINDY BOY RETURNS. Oh hey it's the one girl. Oh my god she's ditzy as shit, I love her. I hate that they cut half this OP because we missed out on the best pictures from it: Sword Art- RIP titty witches. Oh yeah, I'm real scared of the pugilists. Dragon is the best character because it doesn't talk. I'd also rather die than be in this show if I were him. I hope this werewolf slaughters them. Aww he's a nice werewolf. He was too good for this show. Ass. At least queen titty witch is having a good time. I fucking love bread. She's got a fucking dragon, she'll be fine. Just dig that grave deeper, sir. Shut up pig guy, you know it's because you're ugly. Oh no, he's got a cute pig girlfriend. All pigs go to heaven. Sorry lady you missed your last chance to fuck him. You must die so the titty witches may life. I also giddily fondle myself when people I don't care about die for my benefit. Whelp, this douchebag's definitely about to die. I don't care, show. He's missing half a body, the hell are you gonna do for him now? Don't worry, your death has no impact on me at all. How many titty witches must I watch die in this show? Okay the talking skull phone is pretty great. Demon Slayer- RIP sword. JYB is just better than you. Pig boy sparkles. And then he was a pinata. Meanwhile, dying of poison. Gramps sent you a cute girl to mock you while you die. Oh sweet, there's an antidote. Release the sister box already. NEZUKO AHOY. Oh no my daughter's hurt. Good job you sent him into an existential crisis. This is why your family doesn't like you, spider boy. This is creeping me out. YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY. Good luck with that, Nezuko fears nothing. I'm about to beat the shit out of this guy myself. Aim for his dick. MY BABY NO. Kill him, Nezuko. STOP HURTING HER. Where's JYB boy when you need him. Oh fuck you can't cut his neck. Tanjiro might be dead. This douchebag needs to die now. Time for bed, Nezuko. Oh shit he just summoned a Gyrados. Ohhhh fuck. OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE TODDLERS. So that giant forehead scar's just genetic, huh? Dad's got some sweet moves. You gotta master hamon, Tanjiro. Oh SHIT it turned into fire. If you have the chance to murder the fuck out of a giant spider with a flamethrower, absolutely take it. Awwww it's their mom. HOLY SHIT NEZUKO. Aaaand I'm crying. Food Wars- Shut up, Megumi. I miss your hot dad. Shut up, Sasuki. Everyone point and laugh at his small, flaccid fish. He must smell awful if he spends that much time around dead fish. Everyone's thirsty for that guy. Hi, hot dad! This is how Megumi feels all the time. He's definitely fucking that teacher. Waste that time, show. And the he was a tiger furry. I don't even like fish. Oh right, that one kid exists. Look at the boobs, goddammit! I hope he fails. Use the forth way of rapidly aging, just watching the painful fanservice in this show. You could just poison them before the finals. Granny knows when to start drinking. I'm just here for the bros. I like her dress. She looks creepy. Well the important thing is you tried. You've heard of Baby Yoda, now get ready for Titty Yoda. You could just stab them. That looks horrifying. Clover- I know their mom was dying at the time, but could she really not think of a name for her baby that wasn't almost exactly the same as her other kid? Am I supposed to wish they don't all die painfully? You have shields, just walk up and beat the shit out of her. Asta would just scream and run forward with no plan at all. Fail your way to victory. Now throw your bitch siblings out the window. "I was a piece of shit to you for your entire life because I actually loved you!" And then the only competent one in the family died. You can just go ahead and kill them all, please. This seems like it'll be stupid. Her outfit looks stupid. Just kill each other already. You should probably behead her just in case. Maybe one of them will get killed now. Goddammit Dimestore Hisoka just let someone die now. "You won't have to work for these assholes anymore" seems like the worst motivation for helping them. Do they not have a dad or what. Yes, plug your wounds with mercury. I'm gonna be so disappointed if that wizard king is the only one who dies in this arc. Jojo- I immediately distrust this man. I don't like this. Ohhhh I'm uncomfortable. I got a bad feeling about this. OH I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS. This is the worst stand in the entire franchise. Meanwhile, turtle. Narancia all of you almost died. I love the bullets. Oh my god they stole a burger. And then the truck crashed. I don't like where this is going. Babies are fucking terrifying. I hate this. This episode kickstarted my period as an act of self defense. Steal ALL the cars! And then the cars were frogs. That is actually a very good question. Bruno no. Aw shit where's Trish. What the fuck. Whelp, you're screwed. Oh, there goes your throat. It's fine, Giorno's just waving. This is a very good argument for never having kids. And nobody notices that Giorno's dying like ten feet away. Oh cool, he can repair himself now. I want him and Josuke to hang out. The hand is now a piranha. Maybe should have skipped the ED for the rapist computer episode.

This episode kickstarted my period purely as a self defense mechanism. 😨

Strangely appropriate. Hero- I could watch Overhaul get wrecked all day. Eat shit, bird fucker. NOT TODAY, TIME BOY. Oh hey, there's the swordfish snack and also he saved my boyfriend. Well, that can't be good. Shit ain't good here, dragon waifu. Thank you Aizawa. Now you two kiss. Awwwww Fatgum is best dad. Ohh that's a real large spike jutting out of his torso. Deku honey he's a little busy dying here. I genuinely can't tell if I find Dabi attractive or if it's just my inherent thirst over fire powers. I hope they kill him. Oh no, it's...sand. You'd think that burning people to death would be the deal breaker but nope, how far down do those horrific burn scars go you BBQ'd motherfucker? RIP Sandstache. Overhaul: disarmed. Okay as much as he absolutely deserved all of this, it doesn't seem any better that Fuckhands has the quirk bullets now. Oh right, Aizawa got stabbed too. Get Fatgum some food. AWWWW ROCK LOCK. Oh no my baby. Can't you just give her like, a cactus or something to practice on? Things are not looking good for Nighteye. This is not my fault. Oh no Mirio. Slutty Vault Boy's so strong that my curse bounced right off his rock hard tits and took out his mentor instead. OH THIS HURTS. Come here Mirio let me hug you, put your face in my boobs. Sword Art- Every week brings fresh hope that everyone will die. Kill the Shining twins. I almost didn't recognize this bitch with clothes on. FUCKING CLOWN. Why did we have to be reminded that the rape clown exists. Yeah, the warzone sure was the best place to bring the defenseless coma patient. Did y'all miss the part where he just said he turned tail and ran away at the first sign of danger? Kill all four of them, creepy goblin thing. Are they gonna get assaulted again? Nah, at this point he's just developed an automatic response to rape happening around him. Oh hey, the pussy did something. I genuinely hope no one comes to help him. Why does Shrek here talk like an old timey pirate. Kinda rooting for Shrek on this one. Goddammit, the children still live. I gotta hand it to them, those creepy twins get shit done. Okay definitely rooting for the titty witches here. This man is definitely going to die and he's the luckiest one here. No, they're too stupid to remember to use their dragons. Yes yes, we're all the same inside and shouldn't hate each other, fuck you. Oh hell no, you give those titty witches their fire power back right now. Did she just kill off all the titty witches, what is this bullshit? Demon Slayer- Well at least she's having fun. Use Boarkugo as a shield. Release the sister box, it's your only hope. Oh hey, he survived. Sorry Tanjiro it's too early in the episode for him to die. There he go. And then the pig died. Meanwhile, the other one is dying. Oooh her coat's a butterfly, I like it. Uh no I don't think he's alright. Just cut off spider boy's head already. Sounds like an average Thanksgiving. Some families just smell like hate and revulsion. Man this redshirt is doomed. Quick, freak him out with your weird contortionist movements. It's a spider, just throw a shoe at it. "Wait a minute, I'm supposed to be stupid as fuck!" Okay using two swords is a great lesson here. Every week I hope for another Nezuko fight and every week I'm disappointed. How did you miss him, he's right above you. No, I'm pretty sure he's just furious and in pain. Ohhh this can't be a good thing. And then he died. Awww look at the baby pig boy. SAVED. Man, you kids really suck in comparison. Kick his ass, Tanjiro! FUCK. Food Wars- This is definitely some kind of weird sex thing for these two. Go away, worst Sasuke. You're all terrible. Tanjiro is better. Yeah sure, this sounds like western food. Talk him up all you want, he's still the worst Sasuke on the block. The bros make this show tolerable. And then they played Yugioh. ATTENTION DUELISTS. Sexy ducks aren't gonna do it for me, show. Plums with eel sounds disgusting. "Cram it in your mouth holes." And for a second there, it was Cats. "Malestrom of manly flavors" sounds right up Kirishima's alley. Brochacho. Well just for that, vote for the other guy. I don't care, show. I hope the theme is broken glass. You could always just poison your opponents. Clover- I'm already burning for hatred for all of them, get on my level. Do you dumb bastards not notice the pointy ears and face tattoos? Please just kill them all, Yami. Oh good, it's Jack the Ripper. Use Jack the Ripper as a human shield. Remember, murder is always a valid option. Let's just let them kill the rich bastards. Kill her family, you'll be doing everyone a favor. And nothing of value was lost. I forgot all these people were coming. Hey there, Dimestore Hisoka. At least if you die you don't have to be in Black Clover anymore. I don't care, show. So there's exactly one person in this family that's not a whiny bitch. Jojo- Goddammit Pesci, stop helping! Don't fuck with Grandpa Bruno. Mista can't die. Yes you did it now reel him in and don't look out the window. Stop thinking and reel him in! That extra weight is the size of Bruno's balls. Aw fuck he's not dead. Oh my god just die already. Him suddenly becoming a competent assassin seems like a bad thing. Unzip your arm! Shit. Bruno is having a bad day. I refuse to believe the dumbass with a fishing pole is the bigger threat. Bruno what the fuck. You're scaring the bullets. Well this could be going better. BRUNO NO. Great job smart guy now how are you gonna put your heart back together? And then he died. That right there is some insanely good luck. Kill him so I don't have to look at his ugly face again. How are you still alive there's more of you on the tracks than in your body right now!? Killed him with his own stupid, stupid stand. Ohhh necks aren't supposed to do that. GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE. Arrivederci, you son of a bitch. Oh good, they're all okay. Oh shit, Trish has a stand! This man makes me uncomfortable.

I am gonna climb that like a tree.

Buff, shirtless Fatgum.

Saw the Hero Academia movie. There are pros and cons. Pro: That final fight was some ridiculous shit, but god damn it was a fantastic watch. Con: Slutty Vault Boy is sadly absent Pro: Hello, hero boyfriend #6:

Congratulations!

Man I hope it's just an adaptation of that one weird Jojo doujin they made back in the day.

Just throw me in the middle of this. It's how I want to die.

For some reason, I read this and just think of Uncle from the Jacky Chan cartoon saying "One more thing..." Dr Stone- Maybe those monkeys will respect him now. Oh my god they forgot to make another phone. Yaaaay it works. Oh shit, it's bees. Oh my god he left a message for him in the gravestone. MAGMA SMASH. It's a tiny record! Ohhhh I'm gonna cry. "Chrome was right all along" is a sentence that's probably never been said in this village before. I wouldn't know how to explain records either. And now they can make records. Way to spit on his grave, son. Russian Seitz has no time for your shit. RIP razor. Poor shield. Awww she sacrificed her wedding ring. Its gonna be so terrible if that thing just shatters immediately. IT WORKS AND I'M CRYING. Oh my god just tell your son that you love him. Here's your great great great great grandma singing, kids. I'm more impressed that the astronauts turned out ot be talented musicians. I mean, you could have just sang Queen or something but this is fine too I guess. Just wait until you people learn about the porn. Oh right, we're supposed to make another phone. Joke's on you, there's no room for guilt in the kingdom of science. YES, FINALLY. I love my screaming idiot. How are these people surviving they don't even have soap. Sword Art- My stream crashed twice out of sheer protest during this and goddamn I am not putting more energy into this. Just use your dragon to set them on fire, you idiots. Demon Slayer- You okay there pig boy? And then he was eaten by spiders. Oh jesus that's right out of The Thing. Oh god it keeps getting worse. I DON'T LIKE THIS. Even the bird is scared. I'd be pissing myself right now. You gotta cut your hand off. Oh hey, his hair. He got hit so hard by lightning it changed his hair. Once he passes out from the pain he'll be doing great. Sweet, we're in business now. I wonder if he's always done this sleep thing or if it's something his master trained into him. Who's this douchebag. He beats the shit out of you because he cares. Oh god I don't want to see this. Dang look at him go. Eat shit, you creepy spider fuck. He needs medical attention. At least the bird's okay. Oh no bird is sad. Pig boy's fine, just let him go. This won't end well. Oh god that is terrifying. Food Wars- You don't garnish with bacon, you choke that dish out with it. The bros want that meat in their mouth. I hate this show. Yeah I'm really worried that the main character will lose and never lift a fork again. This boy is a fucking idiot. I don't want to go to his meat amusement park. How does this guy even sneak aorund he's like seven feet tall. Enjoy having that meat in your mouth, ladies. This barnyard wrestling match is definitely someone's fetish. You fool, this whole time you were just watching Megumi in a wig. That meat is ramming into her. Yes, this is the Disneyland of having thick, juicy meat shoved in your mouth. Wow what a surprise, I never expect him to win. So then, he was just an unlikable bastard as a child and never learned his lesson. Now, everyone stab him. You're terrible and you should leave forever. He's never getting that goddamn thing back. No, that's not what being a chef means at all! Erina is still the fucking worst. Clover- I hope that bull falls off a cliff. HEY KOOLAID MAN. Oh god now they're all screaming in unison. I'm genuinely surpised wheneve Mumbles speaks at an understandable volume. Yeet the annoying one out of the building. Nobody cares, dimestore Griffith. I'm gonna assume that this is just how puberty works with elves. Man what a hard decision, betray literally everyone you care about to help your evil split personality commit genocide or just not do that. Oh jesus what the fuck now. Oh good, they're all alive again. Yeah trusting them seems like a great idea. I'm so tired, show. I hate everyone. All of you, please just shut the fuck up. Jojo- Goddammit Mista. You gotta cut your arm off. And then Mista shot himself. I love my stand babies. YEE HAW. There goes your ice. In a perfect world, Koichi would have stayed around so we could have Echoes and the bullets screaming at each other. I don't trust this old man. I wonder how long he had to practice to load his gun like that. Mista gets the best lines. AW SHIT HE'S THE GUY. This can't be good. NOOOO MY BABIES. This is not my fault. Shut up, radish man. Are...are they gonna make out? Whelp, Mista's twice as dead now. Meanwhile, Narancia's also dead and Bruno looks perfect. You leave that turtle alone. No, Pesci's dumb as shit don't listen to him. GET AWAY FROM MY TURTLE. Aw shit who escaped. Awwwww #5. I love my stand babies. Aw shit yeah Bruno has entered the ring. Bruno's so goddamn cool. God this music is so good. Quick, get naked. If we know anything from this show it's that old age doesn't mean shit. Bruno doesn't fuck around.

Ten-year old me is losing her absolute goddamn shit at real grown up Sailor Moon makeup. (I make poor financial decisions)

What are the parallels being made? They're both thieves, and......?

Point out literally any other post in this thread that says that.