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Do they ever explain why one of them is dressed like Colonel Sanders?

Oh this is gonna hurt us all ain't it. Hero- Still waiting to see Douche Rogue get all his limbs exploded. Shroom is best girl. I love those little robots. Kendo is best girl. The quietest All Might. Just tell him you like him. It's fine, he's fine. I love my angry little bastard son. Happy Father's Day, Garbage DILF. Ohhh I got a bad feeling about Touya. Oh no you've activated his dad-induced PTSD. I miss Iida's cute brother. Meanwhile, Hardboy 2 punches things. Pony is goddamn adorable. This is the saddest looking villain. Hiiii Garbage Dilf. Jesus fucking christ he's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Aww, kids like him now. I'd also like to team up with him. SHOTO. Good job kiddo. And Meltman, with the power to...melt! He's got spiral power. Horns! Sorry hardboy but he already got the shit beat out of him by Endeavor for years. Oh shit look at fast boy go. Jesus fucking CHRIST Iida what the fuck. Boy just bites down on a goddamn towel in the middle of a forest and rips out some appendages. Dr Stone- The plan is RAM THAT SHIT. Poor old man's gonna miss his sweet gorilla tank. I hate that Kars is smart. Hello there new hot lady. Meanwhile, Chrome tries his best. Remember, don't trust cops. Wow this murder cop character has already aged like milk. Time to learn how to make smoke signals, Chrome. I'm surprised they don't just make him shit in his cave. Hot damn, that's good luck! Well the important thing is you tried. Could he not just untie the string holding the bars together? Oh sweet, free battery. And then Chrome blew everyone up. Yeah he totally just used the sticks. Remember, fuck cops. Quick, be stupid! Are you gonna cry yourself some water? Oh right, sweat is a thing. Make Senku proud, boy. Oh hey that actually worked. The bear is a lie. Oh shit look at him go. Less talk more run! Bad move, should have tried polevaulting. Hit him in the dick and run! Oh no, his boneitis! Gee if only you assholes had soap. Called it. I'm proud of him. Whelp, Don't scare Suika like that. Y'all might wanna get in the tank and run now. Food Wars- I don't care about this, show. Okay I care about this, show. Maybe he did it just because he's a dick. Oh come on, she couldn't get barred from every restaurant on the planet. Button your shirt you weird weird boy. He hated you in the Lunar Festival you ditzy bitch. My stream broke for about five minutes here but I don't think anything mattered. Oh shit it's the twins from The Shining. Kids just wait til you grow up and learn how to appreciate dilfs. "Don't worry, I hate that asshole too." I can respect a man who simps hard for his wife. Kentucky Fried Bear sounds even worse than regular KFC. MORE BEAR. I'm pretty sure "bear gravy" means something very different in some places. KUMA SHOCK. Still hoping to see him lose and get expelled. I'm uncomfortable watching the middle schoolers have multiple explicit foodgasms in this episode. Promised Neverland- I'd like to get off this ride please. How dare this show squander Crispin. He does look uncannily like an adult Norman. "I thought it was great that we were raising babies as demon chow!" Oh, his brother was Minerva. I sure am glad we're spending such a solid chunk of this episode on this guy's backstory who we've known for like five minutes. Uh dude the eating children part is kinda the sticking point here they're trying to change. And nothing of value was lost. Am I supposed to know what the hell any of this is? Why would you invite them they literally fed babies to monsters. Uh I kinda still hate them. No hard feelings we all forgive you, except for all those kids you straight up fed to demons. I'd say it's too soon in the episode for the happy ending to start but fuck if this season knows anything about pacing and plot progression. Sure this makes as much sense as anything. Ray, giving no shits about anything really. Oh good, these assholes I don't care about are staying too. I irrationally hate that one kid with the distractingly tiny face. Hey Emma, remember when she snapped your leg like a fucking twig? I do really like this song, you get exactly one point for that. We're really just doing a big slideshow for the entire third act here, huh? I guess Mujika became god. Mujika/Emma OTP. Is this how you end a series? Does the bus run through here? So did they ever tell us where these kids are even coming from? Like, is there a fuck farm somewhere with grown adults pumping out babies constantly to supply the child farms? I know I've used this joke before but visual depiction of TG forcing me to come back to Black Clover against my will: Clover- I'd like to state for the record that TG is dragging me back into this show kicking and screaming. I also wish Yami were here every moment of this show. I only have the vaguest memory of these water people. Charmy continues to be one of the few bright spots in this shitshow. With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet. Throw as many fire dudes into this dumpster as you want, it's not gonna make me like it any better. I hope they all die. The fuck is this, bootleg Sesame Street? Thanks lady I bet you could be less helpful if you tried really hard. This show can't even make me like the fire dudes how does it fail that hard? I forgot that weird art kid exists. I genuinely enjoy Charmy. I don't remember if we knew this lady was cursed or not. The giant lesbian water goddess is one of the least terrible characters. Wasn't she not allowed to say the name of the demon who killed her mom or else she'd die or something? Stop screaming you jackass! Oh thank god Yami's here.

Goddammit TG! You gotta do whatever works best for you. Work kinda has to come before yelling at cartoons. Hero- I love this edgy boy fight. I already love mushroom girl. That's a lot of mushrooms. Aw shit that was a really good plan. This kid is like if Rohan and Koichi combined their stands. Okay that's actually really cool. The translator thing is a really good question. Man her hands are strong. Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora. Tetsu4 is a good boy. [Shipping intensifies.] Momo not that I don't appreciate the titty cannon but that may not have been the best use of your resources. Sparkleboy's been kidnapped, again. You okay there Invisigirl? And then Momo straight up blew her up. Flash grenade, go! Sweet, free lootbox. Awwww, Edgy Boy 2.0 likes Shroom Girl. REVELRY IN THE DARK. Time to catch some invisible hands, manga boy. CAPE. I'm proud of you, kids. Well that's horrifying. Uh kids remember that this is just pretend and you're not actually trying to kill each other. It's okay kids the important thing is you tried. Dr Stone- I still love that they put a license plate on that thing. And then Magma got hit by a car. SMAAAAAASH. All aboard the Sciencemobile. Meanwhile Chrome is trying his best. Gen's the only one who can drive. It's fine, we're making tires. Today I learned you can make tires out of bamboo. Oh my god look at that thing. Awww grandpa. I love that old man. Joke's on you old people, he only made that thing to flex his science boner. "We're old as balls, we don't give a shit if we die." The bird is a spy. Do not let Ginro drive that thing. Hills, our one weakness. Uh you okay there Senku. MELON DAUGHTER NO. Oh my god I love her so much. I'm on board for Magma's murder plan. Holy shit are they building a tank. Okay sure let's just go with paper. MECHA SENKU. That still doesn't seem that strong. Did you know wood exists. Today I learned paper is strong as hell. I think that's the first time we've ever seen Senku scared. FUCK YEAH, TANK. Aw hell it's booby trapped. "The next greatest threat is a fucking tank." I hate that Kars is actually smart. Whelp, time to invent a missile. Food Wars- Your thirty year old professor who looks 12 must be so disappointed in you. Don't sweat it dude I'd also betray the shit out of these kids the first chance I got. Oh right, that guy exists. BEAR MEAT. I'm disappointed that they didn't have to fight bears to death with their bare hands. I know bear meat is dangerous because it tends to be full of some parasyte that fucking kills you and I really hope they were too lazy to check for that. Oh hey, these assholes came to give him spice. So are we supposed to like this Rindo bitch or not? I don't care about any of this, show. So you're saying he turned into a total douchebag. Bear burger, order up. Somebody's about to fuck a bear. Promised Neverland- Here we fuckin go I guess. Sure let's just go with this. I don't think it's gonna end well for this particular asshole. Seeing a 30-something year old lady referred to as grandma just makes me feel so old. Phil knows what's up. I love my wholesome demon daughter. Phil's going through some shit right now. I don't trust any plan that relies on goddamn balloons. Surprise, they knew you knew. I know these are smart kids but you gotta really feel bad about yourself when you get bamboozled by a bunch of 12 year olds. I'm not a monster fucker but I know plenty of monster fuckers and Sonju is prime husband material. Fuck yeah, spam! Ray wailing on that guy with a pipe is unreasonably funny to me. Good plan putting him in charge he's what like five? Surprise, the asshole was a triple agent or something, who gives a fuck. Fuck yeah, tag! Okay maybe Phil isn't evil. I'm sure this big reunion would be a solid emotional payoff if they'd bothered to make us give a shit. Well this was going too well. Wait is this asshole Crispin fucking Freeman? Oh shit, Mom's not evil. Again, I'm sure this would feel like a solid payoff if they'd bothered to set it up decently. Okay yeh sure supportive demon army why the fuck not. "What is going on around here?" is a real valid fucking question for this series. Well I've never been more disappointed in Crispin.

It's amazing how fast that movie made me go from "Look at this weird bug-eyed freak" to "This is my adorable robot daughter and I love her."

Okay this actually looks pretty awesome.

Thanks I hate it.

Okay, so from what I can gather, Toonami actually hasn't changed how and if they make rating information available, but some third-party site that has no official affiliation with Toonami has gone down for unrelated reasons and is no longer reporting on it. Is that the issue? Not every single minor problem that's vaguely related to the block is some dark harbinger of impending doom.

Hero- I hope we get to keep purple boy. Calm down, Midnight. I can't wait to see Douche Rogue try to copy One for All and have all his limbs explode. Bakugo gonna Bakugo. The robots are fun. I love my kids. Mushroom girl is adorable and I'm rooting for her. Dark edgy boy vs darker, edgier boy. Tetsu4 is Kendo's #1 fanboy. Our bird's been birdnapped! I miss Hawks. HI BOYFRIEND. He makes bird puns, I love him. Oh my god he really hired Tokoyami because they're both birds. Date me, Hawks. Aww look at my bird boy go. Together they make one whole bird. Man it's gonna suck when I inevitably get Hawks killed. Sparkleboy your entire thing is shooting light out of your gut, you can fix this problem. HE CAN FLY NOW. This is cool. Now beat the shit out of him. Mushroom mushroom. Dr Stone- Suddenly modern AU. I kinda love Nikki already. Meanwhile, Chrome and Magma being murdered. Taiju is best boy, please stop punching him. Hey Chrome you okay there buddy? Magma you goddamn idioit. It's a trap! Oh yeah I'm sure this'll end well. You can just shoot Magma anyways, it's really okay. Fuck you, Kars! Chrome honey, shut up. I love Kohaku so much. Not to doubt our fearless leader but I have some concerns about this plan. Time to build a wagon, folks. WHAT. Senku can you even drive? I'm glad the old man is having fun with all this. BEES. Today I learned you can make an engine out of crayons. Ohhh, it's not a real wax engine. Stove car, go! Chrome who? Meanwhile, cut to Chrome being murdered. Oh my god Chrome no. You people don't even have soap how are you even still alive. RIP Chrome and his nuts of steel. Chrome is a good boy. What a twist! He even put a license plate on the car. Oh this is fantastic. Food Wars- I hate you all and hope your plane crashes. I guess some of them got fired and I don't remember if we knew that or not. Not to brag but I make a mean mac n' cheese. Where's the unhealthy amount of cheese, old man. Wow what a shock all the characters we know are grouped together. Don't worry Megumi just sit back and let the others carry your incompetent ass through the challenge. Just steal someone else's ingredients while they're gone. Soma continues to be a goddamn insufferable cunt every minute he's on screen. Potatoes are indeed a gift to the world. How is the expert chef sabotaging them so fucking stupid about the food he's in charge of? It's literally all potatoes. Wow what a shock all of them passed with flying colors who would have guessed. Maybe a meteor will fall down and kill them all. For fuck's sake girls put on some pants it's the middle of winter. Erina, still awful. Everyone's kidnapped. I hope the train crashes. Oh fuck off, girl. Oh, it's him. Promised Neverland- Well Norman I bet you feel like a real asshole now. Look I know he's your friend but one of you needs to beat the shit out of him on principle. Surprise he's dying. Uh hey kids remember the town full of mindless hungry monsters here? That arm was just holding you back. Oh right, he has the magic blood too. Here just drink this mystery syrup and it'll all bhe fine, no big deal. Fuck you, lady. Oh yeah I'm sure this change of plan will go over just great with your crazy gang. Cool, let's just stand here for a vague exposition dump instead of showing us these mystery people. Well that sure was a fast change of heart for all of these people. Mujika is the best and I genuinely love her. Gee, who could have guessed that trying to genocide the ruling species would backfire and hurt the other kids who still live on the farms controlled by that ruling species? I feel like I'm not gonna follow much of what's about to happen but here we go. Goddammit Norman this is all your fault. I love that old demon grandpa. Here, have this chunk of garbage I've been carrying around. I'm sure we've all eaten meat we shouldn't have at some point. Well that sure is a convenient guide for solving literally every problem our characters have right now. What a shock you're being betrayed.

Do lady nipples count as explicit content or not I need to know how much waifu titty I'm allowed to post.

Hero- Good luck purple boy I'm rooting for you. Sweet talky mask thing. I absolutely could not be trusting with the ability to brainwash people. Lightning! And Froppy with the win. I hope there's actual air in that air wall. BUGS. She has the power of God and anime on her side. It's okay kids you did your best. This counts as kissing. Vlad no you're getting too into this. Awww look my purple son is making friends. I kinda love Plant Jesus here. Triple Froppy combo attack! Oh shit I forgot she could do the mucus thing. MY BABY ACADEMIA. That's a lot of vines. Apocalypse Beast is a much cooler name. Ride the lightning, bitches! Aw crap they found the pointer. Sorry Sparky, the important thing is you tried. Brainwashed! That was a surprisingly smart move on Kaminari's part. Uh Shinso you might wanna run. I need a flashback of Aizawa teaching him how to use that scarf. Surprise, not a trick! I love it when somebody hits a dude with another dude. Good job kids I'm proud of you. Haaa, they used her to catch the others. Dr Stone- I don't trust these people. Oh no, this lady's onto them. Quick, start fucking so she'll leave! Awwww look at my screaming good boy. I'm gonna cry. I'm Senku. Okay you might wanna stop screaming. Good plan, he's already dumb and doesn't know anything. Remember to use Magma as a human shield. Y'all might wanna get out of the dry, loud grass. Magma no! New plan, set shit on fire. It's fun when Chrome has a good idea. Run faster, nerd! Look at that guys, he made a little swirly thing out of copper! This is one angry lady. Joke's on you, Taiju's face can take a real pounding. Howdy y'all. I love Taiju so much he's so fucking stupid. We got her. Oh no this is gonna suck when she figures out it's fake. Turnin' to stone wiped mah dang memory! Thank god he's a genius. Just tell her it's rude to ask about your boob size. Aw hell, you're caught. Good luck, boys. Oh dang, you got her on your side anyways. Sorry lady, his only love is science. I like her. Food Wars- The bros continue to be the only students who aren't awful. I hate you, creepy dad Dandy. I don't care about any of this, show. I do love potatoes. I want Soma to keep blowing this off and then fail. I still hate you and look forward to seeing you fail. I miss hot dad. Why are all the girls out here without pants or leggings or anything? It's convenient that every semi-important character is grouped together. This is clearly a trap, you idiots. What a surprise, you got the shittiest salmon. Go get in the river and track down your own fish. Don't worry, these three will carry you two losers so you don't have to do anything yourselves. I don't care about this, show. Surprise bitch we caught a decent fish. You dumb shits are wasting time being all smug. Alice is by far the most tolerable person in this family. Don't worry, I feel no joy in any of this. I always forget that one boy exists. So when does the demon attack this train? Jesus fucking christ stop knocking on her door you obnoxious bastards. Of course it's warm, are you unfamiliar with the concept of a thermos? Just fuck already. Promised Neverland- Here, have a dad. I don't trust your dad, Norman. I guess this is better than being eaten? My dumb ass would have been harvested for meat in 10 seconds flat. Oh hey, it's the rest of his gang. Whelp, Norman's dying. Where'd you get explosives, kiddo? How did you institute this mass breakout? I feel like there's a whole lot of information missing from this flashback. Meanwhile, this game of Where's Monster Waldo could be going better. I hate that thing! It's gonna suck when they find out Norman's dying. Demon horse tracks, score! Fuck that thing. Oh hey, it's your friends. Well that thing sure went down easy. Aw hell it's not dead. Everybody get on the demon horse. Aw hell here we go. I do feel bad for the little demon kids. You're a dick, Norman. Aww the little demon girl's name is Emma. What a surprise, they're just like us. Norman what the fuck. "Wait, am I the asshole here?"

This is the only correct answer.

Hero- Previously, shit got weird. You must need more cheese. Tiny All Might, still the size of a truck. Nana was so pretty. Sorry kid, even All Might has no idea what's going on. Surely nothing bad happened to Todoroki's mysteriously absent sibling. Everyone loves milfmentor. Don't make it weird, All Might. Oh hey purple kid. Oh sweet, new costumes. NO CAPES. Aww she's jealous. And here comes Douche Rogue to ruin the mood. Okay that kid's head is really a damn manga panel. Shut up. Thank you Aizawa. Purple boy, surprising no one! Good luck, purple boy. Why is he wearing Aizawa's scarf? Surely this isn't gonna make One for All go all screwey again. I wanna see what happens when Douche Rogue touches Deku. Shinso is a good boy. Haa, he thinks he's getting through this without making friends. Iida broke. I love the Nezu Jail. Good luck kids I believe in you. And then he was mini Bane. Okay but what's your type in women, Midnight? Oh hey, plant Jesus. Y'all probably should have noticed the giant monster guy running towards you. Oh shit he can do that?! Damn that's a cool mask. Dr Stone- Bring me my screaming idiot! I'm with Magma, just kill the scout. LOOK AT MY MELON DAUGHTER. Thank god Kohaku runs fast. Kill the bitch! Go with her, they have cotton candy. Oh hey Senku. Close your eyes if you don't wanna lose 'em. Thanks, MechaSenku! Joke's on you, Senku's only interest is science. Fucking gymnastics. Whelp, Kohaku's out. Aw fuck she figured it out. Oh my god look at that puppy. Oh sweet, magic UV gun. Ohhh it's the pretty rock Suika found. I vote you behead her. Kohaku is a good girl. Sorry, wrong number. Aw hell she's gonna realize she's covered in sparkles. It's a good thing both of them bothered to learn morse code back in the day. SURPRISE, BITCH. I'm shipping the girls and you can't stop me. Enjoy your instant ramen, you earned it. Goddammit Chrome. Ohhh that can't be good. I mean, Magma does have an extremely valid point. They can live without hands! Oh hey, Senku's grave. Goddammit Magma. MY SCREAMING IDIOT BOY! Awwww Taiju. If the pandemic taught us anything, it's that you could sway so many people to your side if you just start making toilet paper. Food Wars- Can hot dad come back now please? Just fail them all and save yourselves the time. You still suck, Megumi. Oh what the fuck does Erina want now. I don't think he gave a fuck how you voted, you dingbat. Hot dad is by far the best character. We're all horny for dilfs. Now that she knows he's got that sweet family background, maybe she'll be less of a stuck up bitch. I hate his smug douche face. Throw as many sad childhood flashbacks as you want, you're not gonna get me to like her. I hope one of them recorded her being genuinely impressed with another human being for once in her life. I wonder how many of these cooking techniques are legit and how many the author's just making up. Oh no, god forbid she eat something inexpensive. It's an egg you ungrateful bitch. I do not like the baby chick orgy. What a shock, you can make good food that does't cost obscene amounts of money! Okay her actually finishing the meal like a normal person is the most surprising thing in this show. Smug asshole vs elitist bitch, I don't know which of them to hate more here. You're all making eggs today. Every time they call her "Erina Poo" I die a little inside. I don't care, show. All of you, get out. Promised Neverland- Dang she's old as hell. This is some kinda magic vampire demon shit. She doesn't sound evil at all though, what's with the name. The rich are terrible, regardless of species. Emma is the best. Oh yeah sure, just capture all of them. In their defense, I'd lose my shit if I had to give up cheese. Great, just go all the way back to the farm and break into the human gate. You're cute kids, people will love you. Oh wait shit, he's dead? Emma needs a hug. Scratch that, all of them need a hug. Emma no that sounds like a super bad idea. Everything is about to go horribly, horribly wrong. Well this lady is crazy as fuck. Aw shit they're all dying aren't they. What the FUCK is that. Let those kids eat. Now all the kids are mad at you. Ray, giving zero shits. I forgot, does everybody else know Norman's alive? You suck, Norman! Uh you should probably not take all the oldest kids just in case you all die. Whelp, Norman's dying. Show how dare you remind me how good the first season was.

If the pandemic taught us anything, it's that they could get so many people on their side if they just started making toilet paper.

As a pervert, the rules are fine. This one cartoon discussion forum ain't exactly the only place for me to see explicit anime foreskin.

Well, let's see. There are three people in the picture, along with three names. Let's look at these clues and see if we can match them up! I'll go out on a limb here and assume that you know who Clark Kent is and are able to figure out which one is him. (Hint: It's the big guy who looks like every other version of Superman that's ever happened) Still with me? Now we have Lois and Jimmy. Of the two remaining characters, one of them is wearing earrings and looks noticeably more feminine than the other. Lois is typically a girl's name, so adding these facts together, we take a good guess that the girl is Lois. We're almost done! We have one name left, and just one more character to figure out. Maybe, just maybe, the guy who isn't Lois or Clark is this mysterious Jimmy? And hey, he's very clearly holding a giant camera. Perhaps this phantom Jim is some sort of photographer? Good job, team! We solved this mystery together! Wasn't that fun?

I mean, it can't be any worse than the 2016 series.

I straight up just forgot to hit the submit button on the post because I'm a dumbass. Hero- Garbage dilf sure looks good in a hospital bed. Fight for my love, boys. BUNNY WAIFU ALERT. Oh why is this doing things for me. False alarm, bird boyfriend isn't evil. Surely Hawks having to play spy against the villains will go well for him. Uh hey there jerky boy you okay there? Either of you, please date me. Awwww baby Hawks has an Endeavor doll. Cats hate Aizawa. Natsuo is cute. I'm gonna fuck your brother, Shoto. Jesus he's built like a goddamn fridge. I'm gonna fuck your dad, Natsuo. What happened to your brother? Fuyumi is best girl. That kid became a meme. I actually really like that all the siblings have different feelings about their trash dad and how much they're willing to interact with him. You're garbage and I'm gonna kill you. Meanwhile, remember our main character? Well this is new. Oh shit it's the old users. OH SHIT IT'S HISTORY TIME. All for One seemed good on paper but boy howdy did things go wrong with the execution part. #1 was a good boy. WHAT. Dr Stone- SCIENCE BOYS, GO! I love my good science boy. Gen is having fun. Remember when Tsukasa fought a bunch of lions. Fuck yeah, space food! MY MELON DAUGHTER. I like Kinro's real glasses. Fuck yeah, space ramen! Instant ramen, the gift that's kept all of us alive at some point. I don't understand anything either, Suika. Oh sweet, they adapted the water wheel for it. Don't worry just add water and watch the magic. Awww his dad. How dare you doubt my Screaming Good Boy. Senku-Taiju fusion is damn cursed. Awwww Melon Daughter likes the music. I love an underhanded scheme! Psh, god. Can we go with B. Hot Chicks? How the fuck. HOWDY Y'ALL. All aboard to hell! So uh, what are y'all gonna do after that when all of the bloodthirsty fighters expect the Americans? Chrome is a good boy. Oh shit is that his dead sister? Oh right, the pink girl's still here. Ooh what's the super science gadget? IT'S A PIPE BOMB! I'm excited. Okay when do we get the tank. Food Wars- I hate both sides but I always hope I'll get to see Soma lose and suffer. Don't you dare insult garbage convenience store snacks. Not pictured: me shoveling dry offbrand Cap'n Crunch into my mouth while I shittalk these professional chefs. Hey, you girls wanna do anything of value this week? "Destroy all of Japan's restaurants" seems like a bafflingly shitty idea. Bitches love chestnuts. And then frollick around the meadow with Bambi. Shut up Erina nobody should like you. Vote for the other guy so Soma loses. Oh for fuck's sake, this was entirely pointless? Are the only emotions Soma has really just smarmy confidence and frustrateddetermination because that's kinda super boring. Oh hey, Megumi actually managed to do something on her own for once. I hate you, creepy dad Dandy. Beat his ass, grandma. Are we supposed to be surprised that he lived in this building? Was Soma's hot dad also there? What do you mean this grown man doesn't have a deep, unbreakable connection to this specific building he lived in 20 years ago. Was Soma's hot dad being his hot dad supposed to be any kind of twist? Promised Neverland- I'm just happy my son is alive. Awwww look at my kids. Oh shit that's horrifying. Mr. Smee, eh? Wait what. Huh, that's a nifty little drug you figured out. Norman needs a hug. This sounds way too good to last. That sure was a long exposition dump that I didn't entirely follow. Emma you're a good kid but I don't really feel much sympathy for the race of child-eating monsters. Ray does not give a fuck. I wonder how the nice demons stayed okay without human meat. Oh hey, new people. You can tell he's the smart one because he wears a suit. Oh no Norman broke. "Hahahaha, he has trauma!" So the demons are edible, I guess. And then shit got weird. Neat, drugs. Oh shit he knows them. WHAT.

Now push him against the wall and sexily loom over him. 🍿

If I can escape Horny Jail for a minute, I wanna mention how much I like seeing how the Todoroki family drama is being handled. All the kids have different feelings about their trash dad, and they all feel differently about whether they're willing to forgive him and how much interaction they want with him. All of them have a fair point, and none of them are seen as objectively right or wrong about it. I think it's great to show that there's no one right answer to dealing with trauma, and there's no obligation to forgive someone just because they've had a change of heart. It's really refreshing to see something like this handled in a way that acknowledges that this shit is complicated and there are plenty of healthy options for working through it. Also hey Natsuo, I'm gonna fuck your dad.

Jesus christ he's built like a goddamn fridge I-

At least my pictures of Endeavor in skintight spandex are still technically SFW.

What in the sweet and sour fuck are you talking about