EmpressAngel

Sometimes you just have to accept that you can't fix stupid and drop the conversation before the idiot makes you have a brain aneurysm.

I can accept the tradeoff because the double MHA week is giving me a combo serving of my two favorite things.

Truly there is no end to my suffering. Hero- Oh hell this can't be good. You keep your throbbing to yourself, buddy. That is also my ringtone. Well that's not ominous at all. Shut up Douche Rogue nobody cares about your inferiority complex. Jjiro confirmed for best girl. Please punch his vocal cords out of his body. I hate you, Douche Rogue. Her quirk is cool but her hero name is stupid. Uh yeah I think it's safe to say they figured out your location. You leave my angry bastard son out of this! Oh fuck you, kid. WELL THAT'S NEW. The time has come! Uh Shinso you might wanna run. Hey Aizawa you might wanna get in there and stop this shit. HUGGING. Awww tiny Ochako. Now kiss. Little help here, Purple Boy. Quick, just say All Might sucks or something! Helloooo new boyfriend. Deku tell your vestige to call me. SURPRISE! That's a lotta quirks. Slapping works too. Goddammit not now, Douche Rogue! Aizawa just wants to see his purple son fight. Dr Stone- I love my science boys. Could y'all not just scoop up some of that gun powder on the ground? Taiju, do your screamy thing again! If you're lucky you've got quality poop. This is the most intense shit-based moment I've ever seen. FUCK YEAH MY BOYS and also Magma. And then everyone died. Yay, Chrome helped! FUCK YEAH, SOAP. Tsukasa's group sure survived unreasonably long considering they don't believe in soap. We are all fodder for some nerds. Oh SHIT. I love my screaming good boy. Uh hey whatcha looking at. BOOM, BITCH. That'll fucking do it. You think these guys know what half those words mean. Oh hey, Ear Boy's okay. Dude your face, no wonder you wear a mask. You're gonna have to launch Kars into space. Oooooh there's a tragic sister backstory. Well this is depressing as shit. Never fight someone right at your dick height. Why am I crying. Goddammit Senku. The hell have you got to lose here, Kars. Awww good they saved the tank. Taiju is a good boy. Surprise, you're an asshole! You could just selectively revive people without smashing the shit out of the others. DYNAMITE, GO. Neat, I didn't know that. Yashahime- Your sword sucks. LASER SWORD. Bitch just kill that thing. Towa kinda sucks. Now shove those pearls back in your eye sockets. Moroha is best girl. Did Kagome never tell her kid that she had a last name? Do they not know they're cousins? How is Kaede still alive, they don't even have soap back then! I don't think that's an accurate lion fact. Boom, snake to the face! Y'all might wanna run. Hey girl meet your grandma. Goddammit you idiot child! You chose an objectively worst host, demon. Careful, she's got a rock! Don't worry, she's just gonna stab that little girl in the face. The rock thing shouldn't be so funny to me. She's got weaponized ambien. The phrase "Lord Inuyasha" sounds objectively wrong. Wait, did Kohaku never know about the time travel thing? His wife is way too chill about all this. Wait how do you just not sleep? The hell is a dream butterfly? Fucking butterflies. Food Wars- Is it too much to ask for a meteor to fall on everyone except Soma's hot dad? Maybe I'll get lucky and this train will go off the rails over a cliff and there will be no survivors. I don't care about Tortellini's flashback, show. You had me at cheesy potatoes and you lost me at sardines. You gotta learn how to fucking wing it, bitch. That crepe sounds horrific. Give me hot dad's clothes blasting off or get the fuck out, show. I am forever disappointed. You all tie as losers. "And Megumi was also there in the background." Fuck you, food Dandy. Dude's just skiing down a mountain in a suit like he thinks he's fucking James Bond or something. Rindo fucking sucks. Man, hot dad is awesome. Well that's some bullshit. Couldn't she just cook like shit and give them a free win against the douche squad? Christ just shut up. Clover- I don't know who this guy is but I hope he dies here. I hate that this show has unreasonably good OP's considering how shit the rest of it is. At least if you all die, you don't have to be in Black Clover anymore. This is the worst version of Howl's Moving Castle. Is it too much to hope that he gets crushed by that thing? Wait since when can he fly? Bad idea, lady. Was there a timeskip while they were training or something? This lady is a real downer. I still don't care, show. Blink, motherfucker! I'm rooting for the giant snake here. RIP giant snake, you were a real one. Noelle, still the worst. Green boy, still a gross horny bastard. Mimosa, still needs higher standards. The rest of these losers, I still don't give a fuck about. You're free but unfortunately you have to live in this series. Kill them all, evil Seitz. This girl has treats and Charmy's gonna eat them. Oh I am definitely rooting for him to destroy the world. Aw hell, what now?

It figures that the week I skip Black Clover would be the week when people I don't hate get screen time. Hero- It is time for the Angriest Rowdy Boy. Boy what is your head. On the bright side, there'll be plenty of room for Shinso in the hero course after Bakugo murders four students. Shut up Vlad. Aizawa, here to ruin your fun. Thank you Kendo. I love my angry bastard son. Here, everybody take a bottle of Bakugo's sweat. Oh, she's Buggy the Clown but hot. Glue boy creeps me out. That boy is a damn pokemon. Wait did Bakugo just willingly help another person? The biggest twist in this arc is that Bakugo has discovered the concept of teamwork. Suck it, Douche Rogue. There he go. It's a trap, again! And Weldman, with the power to...weld! SUGAR PUNCH. I love my kids. And then King Explosion Murder murdered everyone with explosions. Here have a sweat bomb. Jesus that was fast. I'm proud of you, kids. You have received Aizawa's approval, be very proud of yourselves. It's not your fault, nobody expected Bakugo to play nice. "Friend" is kinda overdoing it. Eat shit, Monoma. Don't let Bakugo hear you compare Deku to him. Do your best Shinso and the rest of you can choke. Man i hope Douche Rogue blows his limbs off in this fight. Good luck kids you're gonna need it. Dr Stone- Hi Bambi. Wake up Science Boy it's time to save the world. Fuck you, Kars. Just let Magma kill people. Senku's weird helmet is ridiculously funny to me. "Oh fuck is that a tank!?" I'd follow Senku into hell with absolutely zero questions asked. Oh man, revive a World War 2 history nerd and have them explain it to Magma. Taiju is best boy. Now tell me you rigged that tank to self destruct. BOOM. Oh SHIT that is cool. Hi hot lady. Titties. I respect her. Nikki is best girl. Plan B, just beat the absolute piss out of them. God I love my screaming good boy. This went surprisingly well. HUGGING, FINALLY. If you spill that, we'll have to kill you. Why am I about to cry over this. RIP gorilla tank. Well that was quick. Science is so fucking cool. Aw shit they're coming. MY GUN POWDER. Y'all better start running right goddamn now. I hate that he looks so cool. Okay that "follow him into hell" comment is coming true way faster than I expected. Aw fuck the jig is up. Whelp that's it, show's over. Oh no don't make Taiju cry. FUCK YEAH, SCIENCE. Remember, use Magma as a meatshield. Gen's only here for the free Pepsi. I forgot these two met before. You know nerds can't run fast. Yashahime- Let's all pretend we don't know who Sesshomaru fucked. Uh kids the meadow's on fire. And then she died. Well that's new. How the fuck is that cat still alive. Oh hey, Kagome's brother grew up generically cute. I give her five minutes before she gets into a fight. I hate that outfit and that is a poor excuse. I see you in the back there, discount Kuwabara. Break his arm, he'll learn a valuable lesson. Moroha is already best girl. Uhhh you two know your parents are bff's right? Kohaku also got generically cute. Uhhhhh you two know you're cousins right? METHINKS MAYHAP WE MIGHT HAVE CHANCED THE CENTIPEDE. Oh dang that's cool. Whelp, ya fucked that up. Hi there, Crispin. If you touch that adorable child you're going to die. Why do you have that sword? How the fuck is grandpa still alive!? Well now she's gonna have to kill you all. Fuck it, use your powers and then kill them. Shut up child. RIP centipede, again. Man how did both of you blow it within like five minutes? I don't think trees should glow like that. There they go. Family, literally giving no shits. Wow that sword was a piece of shit. Food Wars- Are we supposed to like Rindo at all? How the fuck is Megumi the only one who passed. I hate you all. And nothing of value was lost. Soma, continuing to be an insufferably smug bag of shit. Oh yeah I'm sure asking your festering anus of a dad will work out. What a surprise your festering anus of a dad is still a festering anus. I miss Soma's hot dad. HI SOMA'S HOT DAD. I am rooting entirely for hot dad and absolutely no one else. Shut up Megumi. You can just admit that you agreed to it because you're also horny for Soma's dad, just like everyone else. Fuck off, Megumi. I'd be the worst at this I lose my shit the moment someone walks into my kitchen. It's amazing how tolerable the gross food thing is when it's coming from a hot middle aged dude. Meanwhile, Erina is still insufferable. I'm gonna fuck your dad, Soma. Everyone's horny for cooking dilf. You had me at mashed potatoes. And then Megumi pissed her pants and cried. You deserve a better kid. Yeah just waste time writing notes to each other instead of helping at all. Maybe you dumb shits should be contributing here? Clover- Is this shit really going into recap already? It's been like two episodes! I'm definitely rooting for Possessed Evil Seitz here, may he murder everyone slowly and painfully.

THIS IS HORSE SHIT.

If they don't say the line I'm flipping a table.

It's just money. Amazon was able to throw the most money at the license, so they got it. This is a franchise that'll slap its logo on literally any piece of merchandise that's willing to pay for it, you think they give a shit which company puts it out in America as long as they don't fuck it up too bad?

Hero- Gotta go fast. Goddamn look at him go. I always forget tail boy exists. NYOOM. I love my kids. I love Tetsutetsu he's so fucking dumb. Hardboy 2 is doing surprisingly well here. Aw shit you've activated his daddy issues. I swear I'm trying my best to kill Garbage Dilf. Uh kids remember this is just training and you're not actually trying to murder each other. FOOM. Meanwhile, Pony is still goddamn adorable. Oh hey, tail boy's still here. Whelp, there goes tail boy. And then Todoroki burned them both to death. Goddammit mudboy! FUCK YEAH, IIDA. Well kids the important thing is you tried. So it's a tie then? Shut up Vlad. Kinda rooting for the adorable horse girl here. I wasn't actually expecting a tie. Here, grandma's got candy for you. Iida is a good boy. Remember next time, just fucking burn them to death from the start. Mudboy's face is goddamn terrifying. Fuck off, douche rogue. Bakugo's about to murder that girl. Dr Stone- It can't be Taiju he's incapable of being quiet. Oh hey, meet our car. Science is magic. Oh, what's Yuzu up to? Nikki is the best. The fucking accent never stops being funny. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH. These people are all gonna go ape shit when they find out the truth. Aw fuck that guy. Whelp, you're fucked. I still don't trust Ear Boy. I like her new outfit. Oh shit can she patch people back together? I hate you, murder cop guy. Correction, I am cautiously optimistic about Ear Boy. Fuck you Kars nobody likes you. Aw hell they're gonna find the phone. Oh my god look at that thing. Sure this sounds legit. Senku's bizarre helmet is cracking me up. They finally get to see each other again! HUG MY BOY. Eat shit, Kars. I'm concerned that Kars could definitely punch that tank to death. Yashahime- No seriously, why is she dressed up like Colonel Sanders? Why does she have Kagome's last name? Spoiler alert it's Kagome. Damn if that music isn't a real nostalgia bomb. Aww Sango's kids are cute. Give those kids some snacks. Just an ordinary four-eyed owl. Oh shit that's right, Kirby died. Well I think you solved the mystery of the missing heads. I'm pretty sure most of the returning characters didn't get recast but they still sound weird. Whelp, that could have gone better. Oh hey Sesshomaru. I like that they're explaining who all the characters are as if anyone watching this doesn't already know. Oh goddammit Shippo hasn't been violently murdered yet. Oh hey Rin. Everything is always Kikyo's fault and I'm not entirely convinced she's not going to pop up in this season. Goddamn if hearing this nerd scream WINDSCAR doesn't take me back. You may not have the wind tunnel but at least you can jerk off now. I hope Shippo dies. FUCK YEAH SANGO. Oh hey Kaede gets to do something. Goddammit Kagome! Man they're really milking those nostalgia titties on this episode aren't they. SIT BOY. And then everyting went straight to hell. Moroha is immediately best girl and I will have no arguments. Oh hey, four-eyed owl again. I am disappointed that this ED isn't as good as the old Inuyasha ones. If we don't get an Escargot Pudding episode I'm flipping a table. Food Wars- I don't care, show. I hate the creepy orgasm twins. Eat shit, Soma. So is he expelled now and the show's over? You son of a bitch how dare you get my hopes up like that. Wait the nudity thing is actually happening for real? Please stop showing me the slutty middle school kids. Goddammit don't fuck with me just expel him. I hate all of you. I somehow care even less than I did before, show. Where the hell did you come from, jailbait professor? I disagree, being with these people is a fucking act of torture. Everybody moves into the only dorm building left. This guy looks like the smarmiest basatard. Did everyone else get expelled because that's fucking hilarious. Wait did Megumi somehow not get expelled because that is some bullshit. Clover- TG's not here this weekend and thus nobody's around to force me to watch this dumpster fire of a show. 🎉🎉🎉

Do they ever explain why one of them is dressed like Colonel Sanders?

Oh this is gonna hurt us all ain't it. Hero- Still waiting to see Douche Rogue get all his limbs exploded. Shroom is best girl. I love those little robots. Kendo is best girl. The quietest All Might. Just tell him you like him. It's fine, he's fine. I love my angry little bastard son. Happy Father's Day, Garbage DILF. Ohhh I got a bad feeling about Touya. Oh no you've activated his dad-induced PTSD. I miss Iida's cute brother. Meanwhile, Hardboy 2 punches things. Pony is goddamn adorable. This is the saddest looking villain. Hiiii Garbage Dilf. Jesus fucking christ he's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Aww, kids like him now. I'd also like to team up with him. SHOTO. Good job kiddo. And Meltman, with the power to...melt! He's got spiral power. Horns! Sorry hardboy but he already got the shit beat out of him by Endeavor for years. Oh shit look at fast boy go. Jesus fucking CHRIST Iida what the fuck. Boy just bites down on a goddamn towel in the middle of a forest and rips out some appendages. Dr Stone- The plan is RAM THAT SHIT. Poor old man's gonna miss his sweet gorilla tank. I hate that Kars is smart. Hello there new hot lady. Meanwhile, Chrome tries his best. Remember, don't trust cops. Wow this murder cop character has already aged like milk. Time to learn how to make smoke signals, Chrome. I'm surprised they don't just make him shit in his cave. Hot damn, that's good luck! Well the important thing is you tried. Could he not just untie the string holding the bars together? Oh sweet, free battery. And then Chrome blew everyone up. Yeah he totally just used the sticks. Remember, fuck cops. Quick, be stupid! Are you gonna cry yourself some water? Oh right, sweat is a thing. Make Senku proud, boy. Oh hey that actually worked. The bear is a lie. Oh shit look at him go. Less talk more run! Bad move, should have tried polevaulting. Hit him in the dick and run! Oh no, his boneitis! Gee if only you assholes had soap. Called it. I'm proud of him. Whelp, Don't scare Suika like that. Y'all might wanna get in the tank and run now. Food Wars- I don't care about this, show. Okay I care about this, show. Maybe he did it just because he's a dick. Oh come on, she couldn't get barred from every restaurant on the planet. Button your shirt you weird weird boy. He hated you in the Lunar Festival you ditzy bitch. My stream broke for about five minutes here but I don't think anything mattered. Oh shit it's the twins from The Shining. Kids just wait til you grow up and learn how to appreciate dilfs. "Don't worry, I hate that asshole too." I can respect a man who simps hard for his wife. Kentucky Fried Bear sounds even worse than regular KFC. MORE BEAR. I'm pretty sure "bear gravy" means something very different in some places. KUMA SHOCK. Still hoping to see him lose and get expelled. I'm uncomfortable watching the middle schoolers have multiple explicit foodgasms in this episode. Promised Neverland- I'd like to get off this ride please. How dare this show squander Crispin. He does look uncannily like an adult Norman. "I thought it was great that we were raising babies as demon chow!" Oh, his brother was Minerva. I sure am glad we're spending such a solid chunk of this episode on this guy's backstory who we've known for like five minutes. Uh dude the eating children part is kinda the sticking point here they're trying to change. And nothing of value was lost. Am I supposed to know what the hell any of this is? Why would you invite them they literally fed babies to monsters. Uh I kinda still hate them. No hard feelings we all forgive you, except for all those kids you straight up fed to demons. I'd say it's too soon in the episode for the happy ending to start but fuck if this season knows anything about pacing and plot progression. Sure this makes as much sense as anything. Ray, giving no shits about anything really. Oh good, these assholes I don't care about are staying too. I irrationally hate that one kid with the distractingly tiny face. Hey Emma, remember when she snapped your leg like a fucking twig? I do really like this song, you get exactly one point for that. We're really just doing a big slideshow for the entire third act here, huh? I guess Mujika became god. Mujika/Emma OTP. Is this how you end a series? Does the bus run through here? So did they ever tell us where these kids are even coming from? Like, is there a fuck farm somewhere with grown adults pumping out babies constantly to supply the child farms? I know I've used this joke before but visual depiction of TG forcing me to come back to Black Clover against my will: Clover- I'd like to state for the record that TG is dragging me back into this show kicking and screaming. I also wish Yami were here every moment of this show. I only have the vaguest memory of these water people. Charmy continues to be one of the few bright spots in this shitshow. With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet. Throw as many fire dudes into this dumpster as you want, it's not gonna make me like it any better. I hope they all die. The fuck is this, bootleg Sesame Street? Thanks lady I bet you could be less helpful if you tried really hard. This show can't even make me like the fire dudes how does it fail that hard? I forgot that weird art kid exists. I genuinely enjoy Charmy. I don't remember if we knew this lady was cursed or not. The giant lesbian water goddess is one of the least terrible characters. Wasn't she not allowed to say the name of the demon who killed her mom or else she'd die or something? Stop screaming you jackass! Oh thank god Yami's here.

Goddammit TG! You gotta do whatever works best for you. Work kinda has to come before yelling at cartoons. Hero- I love this edgy boy fight. I already love mushroom girl. That's a lot of mushrooms. Aw shit that was a really good plan. This kid is like if Rohan and Koichi combined their stands. Okay that's actually really cool. The translator thing is a really good question. Man her hands are strong. Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora. Tetsu4 is a good boy. [Shipping intensifies.] Momo not that I don't appreciate the titty cannon but that may not have been the best use of your resources. Sparkleboy's been kidnapped, again. You okay there Invisigirl? And then Momo straight up blew her up. Flash grenade, go! Sweet, free lootbox. Awwww, Edgy Boy 2.0 likes Shroom Girl. REVELRY IN THE DARK. Time to catch some invisible hands, manga boy. CAPE. I'm proud of you, kids. Well that's horrifying. Uh kids remember that this is just pretend and you're not actually trying to kill each other. It's okay kids the important thing is you tried. Dr Stone- I still love that they put a license plate on that thing. And then Magma got hit by a car. SMAAAAAASH. All aboard the Sciencemobile. Meanwhile Chrome is trying his best. Gen's the only one who can drive. It's fine, we're making tires. Today I learned you can make tires out of bamboo. Oh my god look at that thing. Awww grandpa. I love that old man. Joke's on you old people, he only made that thing to flex his science boner. "We're old as balls, we don't give a shit if we die." The bird is a spy. Do not let Ginro drive that thing. Hills, our one weakness. Uh you okay there Senku. MELON DAUGHTER NO. Oh my god I love her so much. I'm on board for Magma's murder plan. Holy shit are they building a tank. Okay sure let's just go with paper. MECHA SENKU. That still doesn't seem that strong. Did you know wood exists. Today I learned paper is strong as hell. I think that's the first time we've ever seen Senku scared. FUCK YEAH, TANK. Aw hell it's booby trapped. "The next greatest threat is a fucking tank." I hate that Kars is actually smart. Whelp, time to invent a missile. Food Wars- Your thirty year old professor who looks 12 must be so disappointed in you. Don't sweat it dude I'd also betray the shit out of these kids the first chance I got. Oh right, that guy exists. BEAR MEAT. I'm disappointed that they didn't have to fight bears to death with their bare hands. I know bear meat is dangerous because it tends to be full of some parasyte that fucking kills you and I really hope they were too lazy to check for that. Oh hey, these assholes came to give him spice. So are we supposed to like this Rindo bitch or not? I don't care about any of this, show. So you're saying he turned into a total douchebag. Bear burger, order up. Somebody's about to fuck a bear. Promised Neverland- Here we fuckin go I guess. Sure let's just go with this. I don't think it's gonna end well for this particular asshole. Seeing a 30-something year old lady referred to as grandma just makes me feel so old. Phil knows what's up. I love my wholesome demon daughter. Phil's going through some shit right now. I don't trust any plan that relies on goddamn balloons. Surprise, they knew you knew. I know these are smart kids but you gotta really feel bad about yourself when you get bamboozled by a bunch of 12 year olds. I'm not a monster fucker but I know plenty of monster fuckers and Sonju is prime husband material. Fuck yeah, spam! Ray wailing on that guy with a pipe is unreasonably funny to me. Good plan putting him in charge he's what like five? Surprise, the asshole was a triple agent or something, who gives a fuck. Fuck yeah, tag! Okay maybe Phil isn't evil. I'm sure this big reunion would be a solid emotional payoff if they'd bothered to make us give a shit. Well this was going too well. Wait is this asshole Crispin fucking Freeman? Oh shit, Mom's not evil. Again, I'm sure this would feel like a solid payoff if they'd bothered to set it up decently. Okay yeh sure supportive demon army why the fuck not. "What is going on around here?" is a real valid fucking question for this series. Well I've never been more disappointed in Crispin.

It's amazing how fast that movie made me go from "Look at this weird bug-eyed freak" to "This is my adorable robot daughter and I love her."

Okay this actually looks pretty awesome.

Thanks I hate it.

Okay, so from what I can gather, Toonami actually hasn't changed how and if they make rating information available, but some third-party site that has no official affiliation with Toonami has gone down for unrelated reasons and is no longer reporting on it. Is that the issue? Not every single minor problem that's vaguely related to the block is some dark harbinger of impending doom.

Hero- I hope we get to keep purple boy. Calm down, Midnight. I can't wait to see Douche Rogue try to copy One for All and have all his limbs explode. Bakugo gonna Bakugo. The robots are fun. I love my kids. Mushroom girl is adorable and I'm rooting for her. Dark edgy boy vs darker, edgier boy. Tetsu4 is Kendo's #1 fanboy. Our bird's been birdnapped! I miss Hawks. HI BOYFRIEND. He makes bird puns, I love him. Oh my god he really hired Tokoyami because they're both birds. Date me, Hawks. Aww look at my bird boy go. Together they make one whole bird. Man it's gonna suck when I inevitably get Hawks killed. Sparkleboy your entire thing is shooting light out of your gut, you can fix this problem. HE CAN FLY NOW. This is cool. Now beat the shit out of him. Mushroom mushroom. Dr Stone- Suddenly modern AU. I kinda love Nikki already. Meanwhile, Chrome and Magma being murdered. Taiju is best boy, please stop punching him. Hey Chrome you okay there buddy? Magma you goddamn idioit. It's a trap! Oh yeah I'm sure this'll end well. You can just shoot Magma anyways, it's really okay. Fuck you, Kars! Chrome honey, shut up. I love Kohaku so much. Not to doubt our fearless leader but I have some concerns about this plan. Time to build a wagon, folks. WHAT. Senku can you even drive? I'm glad the old man is having fun with all this. BEES. Today I learned you can make an engine out of crayons. Ohhh, it's not a real wax engine. Stove car, go! Chrome who? Meanwhile, cut to Chrome being murdered. Oh my god Chrome no. You people don't even have soap how are you even still alive. RIP Chrome and his nuts of steel. Chrome is a good boy. What a twist! He even put a license plate on the car. Oh this is fantastic. Food Wars- I hate you all and hope your plane crashes. I guess some of them got fired and I don't remember if we knew that or not. Not to brag but I make a mean mac n' cheese. Where's the unhealthy amount of cheese, old man. Wow what a shock all the characters we know are grouped together. Don't worry Megumi just sit back and let the others carry your incompetent ass through the challenge. Just steal someone else's ingredients while they're gone. Soma continues to be a goddamn insufferable cunt every minute he's on screen. Potatoes are indeed a gift to the world. How is the expert chef sabotaging them so fucking stupid about the food he's in charge of? It's literally all potatoes. Wow what a shock all of them passed with flying colors who would have guessed. Maybe a meteor will fall down and kill them all. For fuck's sake girls put on some pants it's the middle of winter. Erina, still awful. Everyone's kidnapped. I hope the train crashes. Oh fuck off, girl. Oh, it's him. Promised Neverland- Well Norman I bet you feel like a real asshole now. Look I know he's your friend but one of you needs to beat the shit out of him on principle. Surprise he's dying. Uh hey kids remember the town full of mindless hungry monsters here? That arm was just holding you back. Oh right, he has the magic blood too. Here just drink this mystery syrup and it'll all bhe fine, no big deal. Fuck you, lady. Oh yeah I'm sure this change of plan will go over just great with your crazy gang. Cool, let's just stand here for a vague exposition dump instead of showing us these mystery people. Well that sure was a fast change of heart for all of these people. Mujika is the best and I genuinely love her. Gee, who could have guessed that trying to genocide the ruling species would backfire and hurt the other kids who still live on the farms controlled by that ruling species? I feel like I'm not gonna follow much of what's about to happen but here we go. Goddammit Norman this is all your fault. I love that old demon grandpa. Here, have this chunk of garbage I've been carrying around. I'm sure we've all eaten meat we shouldn't have at some point. Well that sure is a convenient guide for solving literally every problem our characters have right now. What a shock you're being betrayed.

Do lady nipples count as explicit content or not I need to know how much waifu titty I'm allowed to post.

Hero- Good luck purple boy I'm rooting for you. Sweet talky mask thing. I absolutely could not be trusting with the ability to brainwash people. Lightning! And Froppy with the win. I hope there's actual air in that air wall. BUGS. She has the power of God and anime on her side. It's okay kids you did your best. This counts as kissing. Vlad no you're getting too into this. Awww look my purple son is making friends. I kinda love Plant Jesus here. Triple Froppy combo attack! Oh shit I forgot she could do the mucus thing. MY BABY ACADEMIA. That's a lot of vines. Apocalypse Beast is a much cooler name. Ride the lightning, bitches! Aw crap they found the pointer. Sorry Sparky, the important thing is you tried. Brainwashed! That was a surprisingly smart move on Kaminari's part. Uh Shinso you might wanna run. I need a flashback of Aizawa teaching him how to use that scarf. Surprise, not a trick! I love it when somebody hits a dude with another dude. Good job kids I'm proud of you. Haaa, they used her to catch the others. Dr Stone- I don't trust these people. Oh no, this lady's onto them. Quick, start fucking so she'll leave! Awwww look at my screaming good boy. I'm gonna cry. I'm Senku. Okay you might wanna stop screaming. Good plan, he's already dumb and doesn't know anything. Remember to use Magma as a human shield. Y'all might wanna get out of the dry, loud grass. Magma no! New plan, set shit on fire. It's fun when Chrome has a good idea. Run faster, nerd! Look at that guys, he made a little swirly thing out of copper! This is one angry lady. Joke's on you, Taiju's face can take a real pounding. Howdy y'all. I love Taiju so much he's so fucking stupid. We got her. Oh no this is gonna suck when she figures out it's fake. Turnin' to stone wiped mah dang memory! Thank god he's a genius. Just tell her it's rude to ask about your boob size. Aw hell, you're caught. Good luck, boys. Oh dang, you got her on your side anyways. Sorry lady, his only love is science. I like her. Food Wars- The bros continue to be the only students who aren't awful. I hate you, creepy dad Dandy. I don't care about any of this, show. I do love potatoes. I want Soma to keep blowing this off and then fail. I still hate you and look forward to seeing you fail. I miss hot dad. Why are all the girls out here without pants or leggings or anything? It's convenient that every semi-important character is grouped together. This is clearly a trap, you idiots. What a surprise, you got the shittiest salmon. Go get in the river and track down your own fish. Don't worry, these three will carry you two losers so you don't have to do anything yourselves. I don't care about this, show. Surprise bitch we caught a decent fish. You dumb shits are wasting time being all smug. Alice is by far the most tolerable person in this family. Don't worry, I feel no joy in any of this. I always forget that one boy exists. So when does the demon attack this train? Jesus fucking christ stop knocking on her door you obnoxious bastards. Of course it's warm, are you unfamiliar with the concept of a thermos? Just fuck already. Promised Neverland- Here, have a dad. I don't trust your dad, Norman. I guess this is better than being eaten? My dumb ass would have been harvested for meat in 10 seconds flat. Oh hey, it's the rest of his gang. Whelp, Norman's dying. Where'd you get explosives, kiddo? How did you institute this mass breakout? I feel like there's a whole lot of information missing from this flashback. Meanwhile, this game of Where's Monster Waldo could be going better. I hate that thing! It's gonna suck when they find out Norman's dying. Demon horse tracks, score! Fuck that thing. Oh hey, it's your friends. Well that thing sure went down easy. Aw hell it's not dead. Everybody get on the demon horse. Aw hell here we go. I do feel bad for the little demon kids. You're a dick, Norman. Aww the little demon girl's name is Emma. What a surprise, they're just like us. Norman what the fuck. "Wait, am I the asshole here?"

This is the only correct answer.

Hero- Previously, shit got weird. You must need more cheese. Tiny All Might, still the size of a truck. Nana was so pretty. Sorry kid, even All Might has no idea what's going on. Surely nothing bad happened to Todoroki's mysteriously absent sibling. Everyone loves milfmentor. Don't make it weird, All Might. Oh hey purple kid. Oh sweet, new costumes. NO CAPES. Aww she's jealous. And here comes Douche Rogue to ruin the mood. Okay that kid's head is really a damn manga panel. Shut up. Thank you Aizawa. Purple boy, surprising no one! Good luck, purple boy. Why is he wearing Aizawa's scarf? Surely this isn't gonna make One for All go all screwey again. I wanna see what happens when Douche Rogue touches Deku. Shinso is a good boy. Haa, he thinks he's getting through this without making friends. Iida broke. I love the Nezu Jail. Good luck kids I believe in you. And then he was mini Bane. Okay but what's your type in women, Midnight? Oh hey, plant Jesus. Y'all probably should have noticed the giant monster guy running towards you. Oh shit he can do that?! Damn that's a cool mask. Dr Stone- Bring me my screaming idiot! I'm with Magma, just kill the scout. LOOK AT MY MELON DAUGHTER. Thank god Kohaku runs fast. Kill the bitch! Go with her, they have cotton candy. Oh hey Senku. Close your eyes if you don't wanna lose 'em. Thanks, MechaSenku! Joke's on you, Senku's only interest is science. Fucking gymnastics. Whelp, Kohaku's out. Aw fuck she figured it out. Oh my god look at that puppy. Oh sweet, magic UV gun. Ohhh it's the pretty rock Suika found. I vote you behead her. Kohaku is a good girl. Sorry, wrong number. Aw hell she's gonna realize she's covered in sparkles. It's a good thing both of them bothered to learn morse code back in the day. SURPRISE, BITCH. I'm shipping the girls and you can't stop me. Enjoy your instant ramen, you earned it. Goddammit Chrome. Ohhh that can't be good. I mean, Magma does have an extremely valid point. They can live without hands! Oh hey, Senku's grave. Goddammit Magma. MY SCREAMING IDIOT BOY! Awwww Taiju. If the pandemic taught us anything, it's that you could sway so many people to your side if you just start making toilet paper. Food Wars- Can hot dad come back now please? Just fail them all and save yourselves the time. You still suck, Megumi. Oh what the fuck does Erina want now. I don't think he gave a fuck how you voted, you dingbat. Hot dad is by far the best character. We're all horny for dilfs. Now that she knows he's got that sweet family background, maybe she'll be less of a stuck up bitch. I hate his smug douche face. Throw as many sad childhood flashbacks as you want, you're not gonna get me to like her. I hope one of them recorded her being genuinely impressed with another human being for once in her life. I wonder how many of these cooking techniques are legit and how many the author's just making up. Oh no, god forbid she eat something inexpensive. It's an egg you ungrateful bitch. I do not like the baby chick orgy. What a shock, you can make good food that does't cost obscene amounts of money! Okay her actually finishing the meal like a normal person is the most surprising thing in this show. Smug asshole vs elitist bitch, I don't know which of them to hate more here. You're all making eggs today. Every time they call her "Erina Poo" I die a little inside. I don't care, show. All of you, get out. Promised Neverland- Dang she's old as hell. This is some kinda magic vampire demon shit. She doesn't sound evil at all though, what's with the name. The rich are terrible, regardless of species. Emma is the best. Oh yeah sure, just capture all of them. In their defense, I'd lose my shit if I had to give up cheese. Great, just go all the way back to the farm and break into the human gate. You're cute kids, people will love you. Oh wait shit, he's dead? Emma needs a hug. Scratch that, all of them need a hug. Emma no that sounds like a super bad idea. Everything is about to go horribly, horribly wrong. Well this lady is crazy as fuck. Aw shit they're all dying aren't they. What the FUCK is that. Let those kids eat. Now all the kids are mad at you. Ray, giving zero shits. I forgot, does everybody else know Norman's alive? You suck, Norman! Uh you should probably not take all the oldest kids just in case you all die. Whelp, Norman's dying. Show how dare you remind me how good the first season was.

If the pandemic taught us anything, it's that they could get so many people on their side if they just started making toilet paper.