tsar4

Or she could just claim he molested her.

That's the way of all book based movies. Read "2001: A Space Odyssey"

Happens more often than you think. See "Suspended Coffees"

Standing on its own, the movie's ok. Maybe you just don't like Russian Sub Commanders with Scottish accents?

It uses its tongue, obviously.

A piece of Challah (if you hear me).

Wookies consider them a delicacy.

https://www.bestplaces.net/city/illinois/waldo

Last time I heard "porch monkeys" (SNL - Eddie Murphy), the inference was that it was a racist term.

I may be wrong, but I think that the OP is getting at something like this: You make a friend and eventually are invited to something with a group of their friends. At the event, they talk and laugh about things that happened to them collectively as a group, which you were not around for and have no input toward. You're happy that your friend is enjoying themselves, but you're the outsider here.

Learn this phrase - Hola, ¿qué puedo conseguir cerdos gordos?

"Nice Apartment" is kinda like "Jumbo Shrimp", a contradiction in terms.

Jimmy John's & Panera? When did your tastebuds die?

I don't like hash.