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I swear, I left her by the river I swear, I left her safe and sound I need to make it to the river And leave this old Nebraska town

Beatrix Pothead

Masculine of Chia

Peter Rabbi

FB got hacked again - 90 million users affected. They supposedly signed those affected out, to protect the accounts with the intent that those users should change passwords.

You? Old? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Because you touched yourself with it.

You're right zeni - Domino's doesn't suck...it blows.

Results of the ad meeting where a disgruntled employee spiked the water with LSD.

italian herb & cheese bread, chicken, bacon, shredded cheese (toasted), guac, spinach, green pepper, cucumber, black olives, chipotle sauce.

Living in my condo in Chicago, probably painting the place.

Cubs 12:30 pm->Northwestern U. 3:30 pm->Northern Illinois U 5:00 pm->Blackhawks 7:00 pm

May an elephant caress you with its toes.

My word of the month is "Munchausen's", which has been dredged back up due to current events in the news and running afoul of someone with it decades ago.

"...with the G** D***** Finkelsteen s**tkid! Son of a B****!"

Sounds a bit like a reworked ripoff of "Here Comes Mr. Jordan/Heaven Can Wait".

I was just going to ask if you were making a hat.

Well done.

My late Aunt was an excellent cook - her prime rib was absolutely amazing, but her lasagne was terrible. She would not add sugar to the sauce and it was horribly bitter. Somehow she got it in her mind that her lasagne was MY FAVORITE and kept making it when I'd come to their place. I had to convince her that it was my Dad that liked it, knowing that he'd never come back north.

Pooh's right.

I shall pray for your tastebuds.

Never saw it. Not a movie fan.

Leader of a Car Club in California pranks a cop, pees in some punch & does a gross parody of a hit song. (Hint - the character's name is used as a band name in the 90s)