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Mostly, it was cut because the "Not Ready for Primetime Players" hated losing airtime to them.

And spoil the fun as "youknowwho" tries soooo hard? Nah!

Pretty obvious

Not like anyone tried that before...

Oompa Lumpa doobity do You've got an asskicking coming to you...

The pitch probably went something like, "What if we do a "Roger Rabbit" movie, but with muppets instead of cartoons?"

When some friends of mine were at UofI, there was a bar where you could "drink the wall". I think there was something like 25 different drinks on each wall (2 different ones) and I remember that at least one ended with 3 consecutive shots of different booze. If you could do it without doing the "technicolor yawn", you won a t-shirt. I think they had to discontinue "the wall", but I wonder if the bar is still there?

I lift the IQ average of these entire boards!

And in most cases, you do the math & 9 mos doesn't exactly work out.

...and we know Zeni will be safe.

From ABC - A warning was issued Wednesday about a flesh eating sexually transmitted disease that is making a comeback.It sounds like something out of a horror movie, but researchers warn it's real.A British woman contracted the rare STD that devours the flesh around the genitals. It is spread through sexual intercourse with an infected person.The disease is painless, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. It is usually found in tropical countries, but was recently discovered for the first time in England.

Happy little soldiers...

No beer for you! MALORT!

The Ocean (not Led Zeppelin's song). Originally, salt (from where we get "salary") was money. A recently watched documentary stated that if you could pull all the gold out of the oceans, you could plate the entire Earth to the depth of about 2 feet.

Funny time killer, if you go through all of the different segments to (reletively) present day... http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6486984/facebook-news-feed-history-of-the-world-big-bang-to-humans

Particpated in creating ours. It's so frickin' out of date - the contact chain is full of Grand Canyon sized gaps.

Point and click interface.

The "Heartfelt Thanks of a Grateful Nation".

No Cornstarch handy?