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Not grammar. "Of" is the wrong word entirely. "Should've" would have worked.

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2649/Physicist-Wins-Ig-Noble-Prize-For-Study-On-Whether-Cats-Should-Be-Classified-As-Liquids-Or-Solids

Templeton?

Obviously shops at "The House of Luchador".

If that's so, then there were 299 others let go for the same reason.

I know he's scary, but someone should of said something "should have said something."

That's because you're mostly harmless.

The apron was made from hemp?

Au contrare. Constant self-doubt, but old enough to know...

Never. I'll mimic it as a joke if someone asks a question - or mimic using a magic 8-ball ("Reply Hazy - Try Again Later").

Because we remember how it used to be, before families scattered across the country. Seeing my cousins was always a blast.

Just a suggestion. Try a cola that is made with "Real Sugar" instead of HFCS. It could be that the combination of HFCS and something in the caramel coloring could be the issue. That is, you could be slightly fructose intolerant, and something in the caramel coloring pushes it over the edge. Good luck.

It's how it usually goes with debugging.

Too many variables. Are all the Tootsie Pops of the same thickness? What is the size of the tongue (Gene Simmons?)? What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

The only thing I can think of as a reason is that it's some sort of tax dodge. "Well, we tried to find someone for the job, but we didn't get any applicants". It's a stretch, but there are tax breaks in some areas around here if you employ so many people - maybe there's a stipulation that you have to be actively looking for people to reach that mark?