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Now if you'd have graduated from Notre Dame, you'd just hold the lightbulb & wait for the world to revolve around you.

What she said.

"Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!"

You certain he wasn't asking a question?

I prefer a policy to a stick.

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See if it sounds like Norm MacDonald

And the first 15 rows say, "WHAT????" -

The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash This Is Spinal Tap

...and the livin' is easy...

Hunh - it does look like Han shot first.

Pertinent (and funny) info starts approx. 4:25

We are stardust, we are goldenWe are billion year old carbonAnd we got to get ourselves back to the garden

Ashes to Ashes (funk to funky)

Cosmik Debris?

http://biblehub.com/mark/13-32.htm

All in all, I preferred...

As to Christ's return - http://biblehub.com/revelation/19-15.htm

There have been rare, fantastic instances where "famous" bands have surrepticiously performed at small bars, sometimes under aliases. "Dr Jones and the Interns" years ago was Aerosmith's alias. The Stones, Paul McCartney, Eric Clapton have all done it by just showing up. Hollywood Vampires is sort of doing it, and playing songs the audience requests. Who would you the most like to see turn up and perform at a bar you just happened to be in?

Hardly. Still would have been a better choice than the other two.

But consider who you might know that's male and posts a lot of selfies...and maybe some self involved videos...