“You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!”
Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol"
It's never the size, it's the person they're attached to that makes the difference. Same goes with personal traits, any other woman could have said "warsh" and I'd have cringed and moved on, but it was endearing when my first girlfriend said it.
Mattress, but if I could afford one of those Ekones "Stressless" chairs, I'd only leave it for work. I sat in one once at a furniture store & never felt so comfortable, like having no gravity, just floating. My sore back relaxed immediately.