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...see the sights! https://wgntv.com/2018/09/20/florida-residents-upset-over-nudist-neighbor-doing-yard-work/

You could open with a prop gag. Take a spool of receipt paper up with you stashed in a pocket & say that the management told you there's an SJW convention in town and provided a list of things not to joke about - pull out the receipt paper and "accidentally" have it unspool offstage.

Think it's been overdone. Same for jokes about the evil bad guy telling the hero his plans rather than killing him outright.

"A friend in need.... ...is a royal pain in the ass!"

If ya drink enough Rum, you won't care you got scurvy.

Nope - but Sept 19th is always International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

In the Key of "Arrrrrrrrrrr"!

Thing is, I only caught it was him because of a very brief inflection I picked up. It's not like he's doing Bob or whoever he was on Dr. Katz.

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Why are you doing Arby's commercials? Bob's Burgers not paying enough?

And he'll want a $200 reel/rod set, boat, waders, house on a lake...

I should've also mentioned that I've had no formal training for any of it. My last coding class was in Assembler, around 1986-7.

"We've isolated the problem, it appears to be coming from somewhere between your keyboard and the back of your chair." But I also create stuff using Teradata, Excel, MySQL, Tableau, etc.

Until the "Finger Poke of Doom".

Fancy. Then check the connectors to the fan, fuses, etc.

Mostly I solve ID-10-T errors.

As others have said, suspect the fan belt. Check the belt where it would rub against the pulleys - if it's shiny, it needs replacing. Also, dead critters (or pedestrians) in the grill can impede airflow through the radiator - remove them.

Waiting for you to start.