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tsar4

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  1. Nope, -
  2. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/24/nyregion/harvey-weinstein-verdict.html
  3. Washington has traded their 3rd round pick in 2020 to Montreal for Ilya Kovalchuk.
  4. Ok, Ageist.
  5. I've heard he OWNS Candyland & Chutes and Ladders.
  6. Not to mention I'd try to order one and receive an orange drink.
  7. Meh, I haven't had one in...come to think of it, I've never had one - it would going to McD's.
  8. You're no Ed O'Neill. Stash: Can I help you, lady? Stuffy Lady: [ in a thick, stuffy accent ] Yes, you cahn. The recipe I’m using calls for a foot-long salami. Do you have a foot-long salami? Stash: Have I got a salami? Oh, I got a salami, lady.. and I do believe it’s twelve inches long! Right, Tony? Tony: [ stops sweeping, smiles ] Maybe bigger! Stash: That’s what I’m thinking! So, yeah, I got your salami right here! [ points down behind the counter, towards his crotch, then looks up curiously ] Tony, where’s that salami? Tony: [ looks around ] Oh. It’s hanging right up there, next to the bratwurst. Stash: Oh! Oh, yeah! [ grabs the salami and wraps it in butcher block paper ] Here you are, lady, here’s a nice salami.. it cost you $5.
  9. 50° today, tomorrow? Up to 15".
  10. Isn't it just a "Grasshopper" without the booze?
  11. Here's hoping for a successful surgery & speedy recovery!
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