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Do you "feel so broke up"?

They're tired of the garbage on tv?

...and his sister, Amy Rica.

We had some twentysomethings move into the block of cubes across the aisle from where I'm at. The next day, somebody had written stuff on wall of the men's room stall. Now there's someone burning incense. I think the guy lights the stuff, then leaves the area, & comes back when it's done. Meanwhile, other people in that group are coughing & sneezing. Even he comes back & starts coughing. They also get pretty loud like they're at some kegger. Told my boss I couldn't work because of the noise & stench - I'm getting a cube with a window view because of it. Score!

I note you didn't say anything about stealing the beers from campers or fighting the cow.

"Oh well, reverend Morrison...in your policy...in your policy...(he open the drawer of the filing cabinet and takes out a shabby old sports jacket; he feels in the pocket and pulls out a crumbled dog-eared piece of paper then puts the coat back and shuts the filing cabinet)...here we are. It states quite clearly that no claim you make will be paid."

Nah - my backstory is better than that.

Maybe now you'll get out of the way, slowpoke! (I'm guessing that the mpg drops when you attempt to open up a passing lane)

I wasn't sure, since it's been a few decades - so I googled it for the spelling and got this (my bad) - https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Volgons

...and that darned Intergalactic Highway project of theirs. https://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/space/stories/massive-hole-milky-way-galaxy

I'd rather have "Trunk Monkey".

Freeze spray & a hammer.

Sure they have, "Alcoholic" - "alchie" for short.

I know the answer, but I don't have a riddle of any merit.

"I see deadly black tarantula daylight come and me wan' go home"

They used to be. I would watch US election results on BBCWorld, expecting impartiality after CBC failed me. Unfortunately, the BBC failed me too.

I'll dumb it down for you. No matter what race or color, that would depend on how you treat other people. And no, I won't feel guilty for stating that.

Those things belong to each person, regardless of color or race. I guess non-linear thinking is not easy for some.

I implied no such thing. The amount of remorse one should feel should depend upon the injuries one has inflicted.