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Too much Kielbasa.

"People get pretty emotional over the ketchup question. Mel Plotsky opened our discussion by describing the condiment as a "catchall of garbage." Over at crosstown rival Vienna Sausage, they refer to ketchup as the "K-word." If you go into an authentic hot dog joint and ask for ketchup on your hot dog, the counterman will pause and look you in the eye. He may or may not say, "Ketchup?" with a tone of disbelief. But you may be certain what he’s thinking: "Behold this creature that walks like a man. It wants ketchup on its hot dog."" - The Straight Dope

Slippery slope...next thing, you'll think this is a good look.

It's only catsup because the Europeans bastardized the original name (as usual).

Do mayo, like the "bleeding fat Belgian bastards" who invented "French" fries.

Can't have - onion powder.

Ow.

So pickle relish, not another type?

So you admit you're a sugar addict.

Nah, man - gotta put mayo on my fries...unless they're "chips" and then it's malt vinegar.

Save the mustard for the burger on a pretzel roll, or for a pretzel. What type of relish...not brand, type.

Never heard of them. Hellman's w/Olive Oil.

Nope - chili cheese dog.

Save it for your bratwurst.

The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council recently came out in disapproval of adults using ketchup on hot dogs. In a guide to hot dog etiquette, the organization decreed that for those 18 years of age and older, acceptable wiener toppings include mustard, relish, onions, cheese and chili.Jan 8, 2020

Who doesn't? For the last 3 weeks, it's felt like I've had a large pill stuck in my throat. Friggin' post-nasal drip.

Continuing to be an "Obscure Laughingstock".