tsar4

Cereal? Phew, I was wondering how anybody blows their nose in that.

Anything's funny when it sits on a Ritz.

Had to do it, but that was the 70s. I was so surprised I was finally able to do it that I forgot to hand over hand down the rope & instead slid while holding on to the rope. Hands on Fire!

I prefer to think of it as really, really late in the night.

Nobody

National Biscuit Company?

"...and a house...with cable..." - Lost In America - Alice Cooper

NASA gets it wrong -

The onions were sold under the following brands: Thomson Premium, TLC Thomson International, Tender Loving Care, El Competitor, Hartley’s Best, Onions 52, Majestic, Imperial Fresh, Kroger Utah Onions and Food Lion. https://www.foodsafetynews.com/2020/08/thomson-recalls-all-onions-from-the-entire-u-s-because-of-link-to-salmonella-newport-outbreak/

Allied Discount Tires

Bet they're afraid that the fans will blow the covid around on everything.

Google "Obscure Laughingstocks Zenigundam"

TMI...

https://www.gocomics.com/bliss/2020/08/01

If you've never had salmonella poisoning, trust me, you don't want the experience. Imagine crawling to the bathroom (no body strength), hoping you get there before you puke. It took me over 2 weeks to get back to normal.