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It is illegal. But in today's world, the guy might pull out a gun - plus without seeing what kind of lines there might have been for that pump...best just to let him do what he's doing & call the cops/FD & tell them there's going to be a 4 wheel motorized "gas" oven on the road.

Provided the plastic will hold up to a solvent...still a 100% idiotic move.

Yeet is an exclamation of excitement, approval, surprise, or all-around energy, often as issued when doing a dance move or throwing something. https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/yeet/ See "Far Out" <snicker>

Yes, the No Brexit sign is legit.

You sure that's a good idea? I mean, what if something sets you off like Terry Gilliam?

and the Blackhawks parody...

...with his windows up?

My folks lived in Central FL and had 2 'canes go over in one season. My Mom said people rushed in and bought tons of water, yet what was the first thing that got trucked in & handed out for free once the 'canes were gone? Water.

And here I thought we were going "exclusive" with our little corner of the net.

Can I be mad because there's no lemonade to mix with the vodka?

Warriors stand with spears in their hands, wondering what's next from the crazy white man.

Depends on the franchise owner/location mgr. I've only gotten food from the one nearest me twice. Both times, the oil had been scorched and the chicken tasted of it. The one nearest a friend wasn't too bad, but they needed to let the chicken drain a bit longer - pretty oily. As for bloodshed, make sure what the other person likes (light or dark meat) and request that 3 of the pieces are not their choice.

Now I love you just the way I loved that Rag Doll

Frank Zappa and the Mothers were at the best place around

We heard a noise outside our front door where we were living in '73. My Dad opens the door & in walks this beat up tabby tom we'd never seen before, he's dragging a back leg. He walks into the living room, right up to our huge black Lab & curls up right under his chin. The dog looks completely confused. The vet said, "his leg's a mess, I'll put him down". My dad told him no. The vet said, "Even if I could figure out a way to get his leg right, it would be around $2 grand". Dad said, "Do it". That cat would disappear for months & show up all beat up again. Then he disappeared and never returned. We figured either 'coon got him, or some other soft touch took him in. (We'd named him "Slim" as "You don't mess around with Slim")

No, I'm responding now because I was at work then & someone came into my office.

Then showing back up. https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/extinct-leopard-spotted-in-taiwan-for-the-first-time-since-disappearing-30-years-ago/

So pithy, must you pith all over everything?

Dunno. National broadcast maybe?

https://www.bardown.com/the-padres-pulled-off-an-epic-rick-rolling-on-red-sox-fans-that-had-the-whole-stadium-laughing-1.1355970