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Can I be mad because there's no lemonade to mix with the vodka?

Warriors stand with spears in their hands, wondering what's next from the crazy white man.

Depends on the franchise owner/location mgr. I've only gotten food from the one nearest me twice. Both times, the oil had been scorched and the chicken tasted of it. The one nearest a friend wasn't too bad, but they needed to let the chicken drain a bit longer - pretty oily. As for bloodshed, make sure what the other person likes (light or dark meat) and request that 3 of the pieces are not their choice.

Now I love you just the way I loved that Rag Doll

Frank Zappa and the Mothers were at the best place around

We heard a noise outside our front door where we were living in '73. My Dad opens the door & in walks this beat up tabby tom we'd never seen before, he's dragging a back leg. He walks into the living room, right up to our huge black Lab & curls up right under his chin. The dog looks completely confused. The vet said, "his leg's a mess, I'll put him down". My dad told him no. The vet said, "Even if I could figure out a way to get his leg right, it would be around $2 grand". Dad said, "Do it". That cat would disappear for months & show up all beat up again. Then he disappeared and never returned. We figured either 'coon got him, or some other soft touch took him in. (We'd named him "Slim" as "You don't mess around with Slim")

No, I'm responding now because I was at work then & someone came into my office.

Then showing back up. https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/extinct-leopard-spotted-in-taiwan-for-the-first-time-since-disappearing-30-years-ago/

So pithy, must you pith all over everything?

Dunno. National broadcast maybe?

https://www.bardown.com/the-padres-pulled-off-an-epic-rick-rolling-on-red-sox-fans-that-had-the-whole-stadium-laughing-1.1355970

Well, I don't know why I came here tonight.

Oh, don't ask why.

But at night, it's a different world

Begs the question, "Why are you going around smelling Pat?".

They said in Consumer Reports that Mint Mobile, which also rides on T-Mobile, is cheaper, but I wasn't sure about just being on T-Mobile. I like the idea of switching between the 4 major carriers (AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile & Sprint).

All those people signed up for "Storm Area 51" gotta eat too.

Well, based on all the feedback i've received from you guys, I've decided that saving $30 a month was enough to take the plunge.

"Pack your bags, we'll leave tonight" (the singer just announced today he has stage 4 esophagial cancer)

You got to give the other fellow Hell

Not what I thought of immediately when I saw the subject. If you're looking for me, You better check under the sea, 'cause that is where you'll find me, Underneath the sea, lab, Underneath the water, Sealab, at the bottom of the sea.

I am just a worthless liar

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