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veggie burger on a toasted roll with munster cheese lettuce cucumber salad hot pepper flakes tomato spicy mustard

6am cramps will have you questioning everything youve ever eaten or thought about

That's cool but I didn't see them anywhere

Jon pulling the reverse Garfield

Pod 6 people

I'm not sure if this is meant to be as funny as it is

now you have to buy peanuts and mix it into the creamy

It's never too cold for ice cream

spirit airlines will bleep your bleep

In june you pay $694.20, in january you pay $420.69 for the same ticket trufax

wow subs later in the block, well that's different

Their logos are trademarked, so that limits how supermany or batmany the bad horror movies can be

one of the only things I like about twitter is showing me all the real animals that have shiny variants

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you Tomorrow I'll miss you Remember I'll always be true And then while I'm away, I'll write home everyday And I'll send all my farting to you I'll pretend that I'm kissing the lips I am missing And hope that my dreams will come true And then while I'm away, I'll write home everyday And I'll send all my farting to you All my farting I will send to you All my farting Darling, I'll be true

This shit is fucking pathetic

Snowflakes are "plain" flavor crystals

Theoretically, as the champion, there is no time for us losers

deserting someone is mean and something Rick Astley won't do but giving someone dessert is hella nice and probably something Rick Astley would do