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6am cramps will have you questioning everything youve ever eaten or thought about

That's cool but I didn't see them anywhere

Pod 6 people

I'm not sure if this is meant to be as funny as it is

now you have to buy peanuts and mix it into the creamy

spirit airlines will bleep your bleep

In june you pay $694.20, in january you pay $420.69 for the same ticket trufax

wow subs later in the block, well that's different

Their logos are trademarked, so that limits how supermany or batmany the bad horror movies can be

one of the only things I like about twitter is showing me all the real animals that have shiny variants

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you Tomorrow I'll miss you Remember I'll always be true And then while I'm away, I'll write home everyday And I'll send all my farting to you I'll pretend that I'm kissing the lips I am missing And hope that my dreams will come true And then while I'm away, I'll write home everyday And I'll send all my farting to you All my farting I will send to you All my farting Darling, I'll be true

Snowflakes are "plain" flavor crystals

Theoretically, as the champion, there is no time for us losers

deserting someone is mean and something Rick Astley won't do but giving someone dessert is hella nice and probably something Rick Astley would do

Sounded like one and the same to me Announcer for the promos usually doesnt mess that stuff up

This show is new to me so I didnt realize it was pronounced like licorice Lycoris recoil sounds like a reaction many ppl have to black licorice

I have cat on me too Need to go to bed

I need to go bed but am trapped on couch by cat Nvm she moved to the other side of the couch I'm free