An observation about Crest toothpaste commercial- in the same ad they point out how all the other toothpastes everyone is using stop working in minutes and are bad, but at the end of the ad they note that Crest is America's #1 toothpaste
It's just you and the cockroaches
And then you have to keep stepping on cockroaches in the shape of letters to create words out of cockroaches to make sentences to make reading material out of cockroaches