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Their logos are trademarked, so that limits how supermany or batmany the bad horror movies can be

one of the only things I like about twitter is showing me all the real animals that have shiny variants

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you Tomorrow I'll miss you Remember I'll always be true And then while I'm away, I'll write home everyday And I'll send all my farting to you I'll pretend that I'm kissing the lips I am missing And hope that my dreams will come true And then while I'm away, I'll write home everyday And I'll send all my farting to you All my farting I will send to you All my farting Darling, I'll be true

Snowflakes are "plain" flavor crystals

Theoretically, as the champion, there is no time for us losers

deserting someone is mean and something Rick Astley won't do but giving someone dessert is hella nice and probably something Rick Astley would do

Sounded like one and the same to me Announcer for the promos usually doesnt mess that stuff up

This show is new to me so I didnt realize it was pronounced like licorice Lycoris recoil sounds like a reaction many ppl have to black licorice

I have cat on me too Need to go to bed

I need to go bed but am trapped on couch by cat Nvm she moved to the other side of the couch I'm free

Who needs viagra, maybe some guys just need to get their ass kicked to get their rock hard horn back

When you have those rare 'don't have to wipe' poops but you need to wipe a bunch of times anyway to make sure it's legit

What's the fucking deal with foot cramps anyway random ass shit then it's like you gotta do a cheat code to turn it off

Proposal for our new and improved national anthem

both my phone and tablet recently had two updates in a row, I hope this isnt a new trend, rather have one longer update than updating then as soon as it finishes guess what another update

The persistence of tv stations sending reporters into dangerous weather conditions to show you how shitty it is

click on the "add friends" button and itll show your code, you can copy and paste the number

I'll eat the pecans with or without ice cream I'll eat the ice cream with or without the pecans I aint picky