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CM Punk took them to UFC.

He got his ass kicked by Andre the Giant.

Sounds like something that might give my computer a headache.

Nope.

I would like to see the website that constantly gets brought up. Is it even still in existence? What sort of site was it?

I have never seen anyone eat ranch on pizza. I have never seen anyone dip pizza in anything at all for that matter. Except the stuffed crust part of the shitty Pizza Hut garbage. And then, it was either blue cheese or garlic butter.

Every night the television is on. All night. Can't sleep in total silence. We have six televisions in the house and typically, two-three of them are on all night.

You suck.

The FBI is watching you. Until they conclude their investigation, you cannot comment.

I use corn flour when I want to make tortilla chips, or taco shells. But just flour when I want to make flour tortillas.

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. You’re not trying hard enough kid.

Corn flour. They’re not difficult, but take some practice.

Yep. I got a tortilla press for Christmas. So... yeah. And I have flour, and corn flour.

I can make those and homemade tortilla chips. Made them not long ago.

Where was this post 20-30 years ago? I went through with them. Wish I hadn't now. Tattoos all over the place. Wish I had none. Too late for that now.

I wouldn't stray from my make-up. It shows you take pride in your appearance, and aren't too lazy to present yourself well. Also, the polo and cardigan with some nice slacks would be good too. Slacks or khakis. Probably khakis would be a nice match to the polo/cardigan combo.

Ok.

Raisin. Raisinets.

You want to come rake leaves and paint? I'll only call you a piece of shit four or five times a day, max. In all seriousness, I know what you're feeling. I worked for a place one time, and I missed a half of one shift, the whole time I was there, and got reprimanded, and they said it was becoming habitual. I'm like, habitual? Bitch it was a half shift. One time. Due to a family emergency. Anyways, they kept calling me to the office everyday to get onto me about the same incident. So, I said fuck this. I quit. The boss of my boss didn't want me to quit. Kept coming up with bullshit reasons why I should stay and why I SHOULD MOVE PAST THE INCIDENT. ME! I said nah man. I'm out. And my boss was guarding the office door with his arms crossed. I asked him to move and he said nah. I said, bro, if you don't move out of my way, I am going to spear your ass through the goddamn door. Then security was called to escort me off the property. The whole time, I'm like, the fuck is security coming to escort me? I've been trying to leave. Fuck all of you. I kept heat at jobs, because I took no shit off of anyone. I suppose I would in the beginning, as being the new guy, but after a short time, I was an all out asshole when people deserved it. We had a woman manager, well two different ones when I worked in grocery and neither one knew a damn thing about the department I was the manager of. I butted heads with both of those horse banging skanks on numerous occasions. So much so, that one them's husband, who also worked for the company, came in one night to try to show his ass to me. Didn't work, because I showed mine right back at the closet dwelling,, ass reaming, piece of shit. You will find something. I know you did what you had to do by taking a gig with a temp service. You will find better. Permanent.

This explains so much.

You're just mad because your son is a better gamer than you.

Holmes and Watson. 5-10. Only because of the Trump jokes. Other than that, this movie was pretty stupid.