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bnmjy

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  1. Starbucks sells sandwiches and pastries. It's only a little more expensive than a combo at the three fast food joints you mentioned.
  2. To be as blunt as possible, for dick to find its way into pussy to ensure the continuity of our species. Anything else is romanticism.
  3. Looks like she wants a pumpkin spice latte.
  4. this is why you're fat
  5. I make 12 plus tips. It varies from location to location.
  6. Join me at starbucks. We can be basic bitches together.
  7. And this right here is why I don't believe you when you say your father is a doctor.
  8. You know, those astronauts have brought back moon rocks. These rocks, when placed under a microscope, show craters that can only be made in a vacuum over millions of years, like the surface of the moon.
  9. Godzilla, her father, does. @ghostrek
  10. Mods, please ban op.
  11. omg i had to stop after 60 seconds because it was just too random and funny
  12. You need more sunlight.
  13. bnmjy

    oh god

  14. It seems that he wants to be pegged.
  15. Seieki Saturday
  16. Of course. They've been giving you the tendies the entire time. You'd REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE with one step into Walmart because the greeter didn't compliment your Konoha headband.
  17. I remember you posting a picture of yourself and wizkid calling you ugly. I believe is it was 2009.
  18. Over two hours of feeling like an idiot to resolve an issue. I'd rather talk to an Indian tech support with minimal grasp of English any day of the week, seriously.
  19. I'll probably work on Christmas too. At least I get holiday pay.
  20. um . . . sure
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