You know, those astronauts have brought back moon rocks. These rocks, when placed under a microscope, show craters that can only be made in a vacuum over millions of years, like the surface of the moon.
Of course. They've been giving you the tendies the entire time. You'd REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE with one step into Walmart because the greeter didn't compliment your Konoha headband.
Over two hours of feeling like an idiot to resolve an issue. I'd rather talk to an Indian tech support with minimal grasp of English any day of the week, seriously.