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bnmjy

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  1. Looks like she wants a pumpkin spice latte.
  2. this is why you're fat
  3. I make 12 plus tips. It varies from location to location.
  4. Join me at starbucks. We can be basic bitches together.
  5. And this right here is why I don't believe you when you say your father is a doctor.
  6. You know, those astronauts have brought back moon rocks. These rocks, when placed under a microscope, show craters that can only be made in a vacuum over millions of years, like the surface of the moon.
  7. Godzilla, her father, does. @ghostrek
  8. Mods, please ban op.
  9. omg i had to stop after 60 seconds because it was just too random and funny
  10. You need more sunlight.
  11. bnmjy

    oh god

  12. It seems that he wants to be pegged.
  13. Seieki Saturday
  14. Of course. They've been giving you the tendies the entire time. You'd REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE with one step into Walmart because the greeter didn't compliment your Konoha headband.
  15. I remember you posting a picture of yourself and wizkid calling you ugly. I believe is it was 2009.
  16. Over two hours of feeling like an idiot to resolve an issue. I'd rather talk to an Indian tech support with minimal grasp of English any day of the week, seriously.
  17. I'll probably work on Christmas too. At least I get holiday pay.
  18. um . . . sure
  19. You'll miss out on the long elevator rides . . . and deciding the fate of the Rachni, sacrificing a racist Christian bitch, bitchslapping that one reporter for the first time, and . . . I don't know. I liked the game, regardless.
  20. It's time for j j j j wow. Today's Japanese word of the week is kuroi manko (black cunt). (God, I hated that bitch. Hopefully her children made her tits sag.)
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