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I'm flattered. Watch something on Netflix.

Because you make it seem that way? What's so hard about it besides a long commute time? If it bothers you that much, consider selling the house and moving to a small apartment in a suburb somewhere else with your mother. If the opportunities where you live truly are that bad you shouldn't stay there.

So . . . you live in a rural area where everything is spread out, but have a next door neighbor close enough to bother you? Yeah, something doesn't add up. I'm sorry about your father, but it's time to get a job.

Good God, your avatar is disgusting! Based Demarco rationally hates Toonami and its fans.

Your father has AIDS.

Not even Jack? She throws her nasty puss in your face.

WHAT A BITCH

No dislocated spinal disks? You were quite lucky.

I bet you're fun to drink with.

fugg's hooha: priceless

I'm joking.

we connected through the spirit realm when we happened to be high at the same time

Nope. Not at all.

This is seriously hilarious. At least it's now in the past. You can try to be a better person.

No, Smegma Saturday. You can claim tomorrow for stigmata.

you forgot? im going to kill myself now

shut up mumbo we were besties until you ditched me for no reason

6. The Lord's Prayer is replaced with hare krishna and vice versa.

orange is the new black lots of licky licky

Your job. Pangea doesn't start with an s. You only have one criterion, and you can't even follow that.

Cheese is just coagulated animal secretions i.e. smegma.

I want to lie for myself. I want to steal other people's possessions. I want to cheat with your mother.

Wrong. Smegma Saturday.