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bnmjy

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  1. well @enad you triggered mumbo, instead of me, and you weren't even aiming for him. Coming up short bus, indeed.
  2. lol mumbo it's fine. I'm not bothered by Dane, or anyone else trolling on the internet. It's just a taste of my own medicine.
  3. Try harder. Make more wild assumptions with the little I told to rile me. I have faith in you.
  4. lol but I don't really smoke.
  5. She's not retarded.
  6. Do you really expect people to pick up on undisclosed context? (yes)
  7. I smoked cigarettes in the house and the landlord found out. Looks like cigarette smoke has a smell after all.
  8. It's not gonna be a section 8 housing project, if that's what you mean.
  9. I know, I know . . .
  10. Got little more than 2 months before eviction. I'm confident I'll make it in time, but it still sucks.
  11. I'm not gonna get a place anywhere close to perfection. If only my dumb mother worked, we would qualify for decent places. Oh well.
  12. I don't feel like adulting today, or the next month at all.
  13. That'd ruin the cotton, though she's already saturated in his semen, saliva, and sweat. Bitch just gotta go.
  14. That's when you and your fiance learn French and start talking shit about them right in their faces. Ah, the power of bilingualism. My mother and I do it in Japanese all the time. Edit: well in your case, trilingualism
  15. Yeah, you slam that dildo into your hooha, thinking of this guy. Whatever gets you to climax.
  16. you that's all you ever do
  17. And you also said you had a millionaire doctor as a father, but you're trying to apply for disability. Gee, what to believe. What to believe.
  18. no now go on pornhub, search for grapefruit, and play with your hooha I know you really will.
  19. Your lwc needs to use a small mandarin orange for any friction.
  20. what
  21. Your house sounds fucking filthy.
  22. Don't forget about him.
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