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Imma send a pic of your hooha to packard right now.

If it were you, you'd be vigorously rubbing your hooha.

By people, you clearly mean your wife.

do u still have ms?

Contrary to popular belief, haikus are dependent on morae, a more basic form of sound, not syllables. For example, Osaka has three syllables, but four morae, as the O is elongated. So in a haiku, Osaka would take up four sound slots.

You mother does look like a walrus . . .

You've already passed the worst. You can do it.

"Mommy, this old guy in a trench coat showed me his small hairy peepee!"

You should replace the drugs with fats and carbohydrates.

You know this warrants mentioning cannibilism . . .

How would you do that? You can't drive.

Packard will provide the cooking.

She died peacefully in her sleep.

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Nope. Big Black Bubba's ass.

Even my mother said she thought he's gay. Me, idk. Plenty of straight feminine guys these days.

To Packard?

You left a rancid fart during the meeting. The smell, however, was not what caused the people to evacuate. You tried to explain their disgust to your fart was a conditioned response, and then they all ran for their lives.

It's a pun on armchair psychology. Do keep up.

As much as we joke about his supposed old age, I think he's 55 at most, perhaps a bit younger.

You are a bit more self aware than Packard, so I think you'd best be asking yourself this. My armchair gynecology is only so useful.

Real talk, you need friends. Or a lover. Or something that doesn't involve embarrassing yourself here.

You don't have to live with her, you know.

You can definitely order this. Give your local barista hell by ordering this very complicated drink: Replace milk with apple juice, 4 pumps of frap roast, venti scoop of ice, 4 pumps of coffee frap base, 1 pump of every syrup available (including sugarfree ones), 1 pump of mocha, 1 pump of skinny mocha, 1 pump of white mocha, 1 pump of chai, 2 slices of dried lime, 1 scoop of dried strawberries, 1 scoop of dried blackberries, 1 scoop of vanilla bean powder, 1 scoop of java chips, 1 scoop of protein powder, 1 packet of dried fruit mix, 1 vanilla bean scone. Top with whipped cream, sprinkle 1 scoop of matcha powder, sprinkle dash of cinnamon, and drizzle caramel and mocha. And here is this wonderful concoction being made: