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Kudasai used Whirlpool! It's not very effective . . . ( hint: try an electric move)

Kudasai used Flamethrower! It's not very effective . . .

aint nobody got time for your T H I C C accent, thot

I had a a nightmare about your dong. It was already scary at 13 inches, but then it started growing, like a snake, to 13 feet. I woke up screaming in horror.

Aren't limes still too big? I thought you'd have to use Madarin oranges on him.

Because my cologne would still be much cheaper. For extra lulz, have a huge fan blowing at a convention and just throw a gallon of the cologne at it. Now even the normies will smell of failure.

I live with my mommy. The worst part is the codepency.

The Alt-Right Pussy Repellent Smells like stale fart, dried semen, doritos, cheetos, pepperoni hot pockets, and mountain dew. All for the low price of five dollars per eight ounce bottle.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Fuck & Duck?

yes

Insolence. 50 points from Slyrherin.

My maternal grandparents no speak English. They sound like anime characters. I learned from them that most people respect you more if you speak like an anime character. Paternal grandparent: Don't overeat and become 400 lbs and have a decades-long history of smoking 2 packs a day. You'll barely get to collect 3 years of social security. Paternal grandmother: If you're an awful person and don't feel like actually putting an effort into reconciling with others, fill that nasty void of yours with Jesus. Let Jesus fuck you.

Sloan?

I mean, there was really only one way the thread could have gone . . . weeb fact time: ku can mean nine or suffer.

Commit sudoku.

How to shift the blame onto everyone else and run away from your problems until they inevitably catch up and devour you.

Put your peepee in her geegee.

Wrong, Confucius say honga hong kong chinga chong hang hang. Peking duck ya.

Because you shat yourself and blamed us for no reason, again. It's not our fault you cannot control your sphincter.

Next: fugg's hooha

That's pretty cool.