mthor
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Is there such a thing as vegan animal crackers?
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Starred in an infomercial for the Squatty Potty.
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Christ on a crutch, SKEET! Also, i doubt that your particular neurodiversity disqualifies you from gun ownership. That's usually reserved for people like me, who have a history of involuntary commitment.
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Live long and prosper. đź––
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Carved a window into the door of his refrigerator to see if the light stays on all the time.
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Buys trucks from ferrets.
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Happy birthday đź––
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Is having hasenpfeffer for dinner.
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Back in the day, my older daughter had an account - somebody asked her if she was an M_K alt, and she nearly went through the screen at them.
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Has a mat covering a pit lined with sharpened sticks at his front door. In all fairness, it does not say WELCOME.
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Uses the emergency broadcast signal as a ringtone, but without the "This is a test" disclaimer.
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Boomerang has Thundarr! Yeehaw!
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I tried that. I almost drowned.
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Is on a first-name basis with Cthulhu.
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Is optioning the movie rights to that thread.
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Calls every parent he knows and says " it's 9 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?" at 4:57 AM .
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Is currently pursuing a master's degree in mime.
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Explain? I was hoping he'd translate.
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Serenades the neighbors by playing "Dueling Banjos" on the bagpipes.
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eats oatmeal with a straw.
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Hankers for a hunk of cheese.
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Always pays in exact change, but only with pounds, shillings, and pence (except when he visits the UK; then he uses zlotys.)
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Only played Space Invaders once - he lost, so the aliens abducted him.
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Is the reason the ice cream machine is always out of order.
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Posts his sand castles on Zillow.
