mthor

I'm old enough for AARP, child. That's all you need to know.

Oh, I guess so - even if it means the end of my lucrative signing permission to post scheme.

Well, the good news is that the pediatric covid vaccine has finally been released, and DeeDee and Dexter are on the waiting list at the pediatrician. The bad news is, nobody seems to have any idea about how long it's going to take to get it.

Well, 18 is oddly specific. So is 21. Any arbitrary age that is a threshold is oddly specific. And I'm having one of those days where I wish I was 45 again.

Dear uemb, Sawdamizer may post once his homework is done. Sincerely, mthor OK?

That's only if you bring a note from your parent or guardian. Otherwise, it's 45.

No video, either.

Make a video! Your avatar has cobwebs on it.

Ftfy

Post a damned video.

Is this like Jesus showing up on a grilled cheese sandwich?

Later dude

Fuck it I'm going back to sleep I can even english

I know you hat name ko

Don't be doxxing people while I he Dilaudid is still working. Now I don't know where I am

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So much this.

It somehow seems more appropriate here than anywhere else. 🍻🎂🍻

Tonight is The Beast of Yucca Flats. Now to decide whether it's going to be rigged or unriffed...

That's right up there with Samson vs. the Vampire Women.

Great, thanks! (Guess it's time for stronger reading glasses.)

Oh, wow! I haven't seen this one, but I usually watch on YouTube, and there are a bunch that aren't available.

Somehow, this doesn't hurt quite as much as Star Trek turning 50 did.

It's a good night for Gamera, Friend of Children. (So not horror as such, but he is a monster.)

🤣I did work that was literally shitty for about 40 years. And were I able, I'd still be doing it.