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mthor

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  1. mthor
    Don't despair. They said that about deep-fried Twinkies and Oreos and dill pickles, too.
  2. mthor
    If a cop showed up at your door, not only would your mom tell him where you were, she'd trip you when you tried to run. Then while you were languishing in a holding cell, she'd move, and leave no forwarding address.
  3. mthor
    No. This is not garden variety shit, it's wear your tinfoil hat cause the Illuminati are lying to all of us about everything, but especially about cigarette smoke type shit.
  4. mthor
    You've never seasoned a cast iron skillet in your life, have you?
  5. mthor
    Where does this come from? It's like the sky opens up, random shit falls down on your head, soaks in, oozes out of your fingers and onto the keyboard, and winds up here.
  6. mthor
    That's what happens when you dip your pen in company ink.
  7. mthor
    Ew - is that your skin, your blood , your penny, and /or your bedbug? ohno
  8. mthor
    I'm doing some preemptive gagging. I don't even like pumpkin pie, and I'm going to be surrounded by that shit for months.
  9. mthor
    I'd get the cable hooked back up just for that.
  10. mthor
    Yeah, I'm with you. gotta get the dishes put away, clean the cat boxes, get some ironing done, pack lunch, get to the dump and be at work at noon. And I'm still in my pajamas, wanting nothing to do with any of it.
  11. mthor
    You'd better hope she has a car.
  12. mthor
    That cop is going to be relieved when you don't show up, because he won't have to listen to you whine again, and you're still going to owe the fines. What a beta way to enter the criminal justice system.
  13. mthor
    Yay! This!
  14. mthor
    Congrats! And the only hard thing about CE's is remembering to do them . :catwink
  15. mthor
    Imagine what fun you'd have had if whatever container you're hiding your alcohol in had spilled.
  16. mthor
    Depends on how bad your hemorrhoids are; for some people constipation is the norm when they get their periods.
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  18. mthor
    The day can only improve from here.
  19. mthor
    Better yet, let us know if you don't. Not that we're going to pony up your bail or anything, it's just that inquiring minds want to know.
  20. mthor
    I may be old enough to be your daddy, but I lack the necessary equipment. :catP
  21. mthor

    Naked David

    mthor replied to Phillies's topic in Free-For-All

    You're making me weep. David was Hebrew, you schmuck.
  22. mthor
    Don't you have more regard than that for your feet?
  23. mthor
    Hey - if it says free, you take.
  24. mthor
    Yeah - they did that when my kids were young...so many stickers or whatever, and you got a free personal pan pizza.
  25. mthor
    or is phillies the evolved form of him?
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