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Drink it? I fucking main line it.

Couldn't tell you. I've never had a corn dog.

Yes they are. My sister worked days as an environmental engineer (she still has her hazardous waste gear) and went to school nights to get her law degree, and had to take vacation time when she took the bar.

Christmas Evil Santa Claus is coming to town - and he'll sleigh you I watched it with my daughters and their husbands one Christmas. At the end, there was dead silence, and then one of my sons in law said "THAT....WAS....Awesome!"

That's interesting. It's like cyanide; the ability to smell it is genetic, and only about 40% of Americans can detect the odor. Personally, I'd rather smell bitter almonds than taste cilantro.

http://www.bannedbooksweek.org/censorship/bannedbooksthatshapedamerica http://www.ala.org/advocacy/bbooks/frequentlychallengedbooks/top10 https://www.ila.org/initiatives/banned-books-week/books-challenged-or-banned-in-2014-2015 Some lists to help you find your banned book of choice. And if you don't see anything you like, let me know - I have approximately 450 titles in our banned list at my library. Happy Banned Books Week! Take a gay penguin to lunch today! (And if you get the reference, you get to pick a book off our used book rack.)

Yeah, pretty much. Isn't everything?

Where do you want to start? Women as chattel? Wives being bought? The necessity of being certain of a patriarchal line for transmission of titles and/or wealth?

Shut up, whippersnapper. I have socks that turn 35 this year. Happy Birthday

It was kind of vanilla, but the schools were good. (I think Seminole County had the best in the state.)

Yes. Rather along the lines of the Titanic, the Hindenburg, and the presidential candidacy of Harold Stassen.

anything that involves the word "vacuum."

cafe au lait

80? If I make 65, I'll be astonished. And kind of disappointed in myself.

No. Not until after the second cup of coffee, anyway.

I didn't think about that...well, check to see if she's wearing a crucifix. If she is, then you're set. If not, you'll have to be creative.

You can't legally beat the shit out of her, but you can legally remind her that she's going to meet Jesus any second, and that if she dies while being a bitch to a clerk at the service counter, He will be pissed.

What time? I need to know when to start cooking the beans. Imma bring potato salad, too.

Actually, Jesus is a lich.

Do you actually have valid ID these days?

Fuggs, do something! This tiny moron is hijacking your thread so that he can whine about his continuing romantic fails.

Damn. Mad Dog and Thunderbird - the smell of my Friday nights for 10 years. What's the word? Thunderbird. What's the price? 50 twice.

Good luck, dude. Fill the sinks and fill the bath tub...you know the drill. (I used to live in Winter Springs, but while I was there, the worst we ever got was category 1. )

No brains. Eating brains is how you get kuru.

Love that song.