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anything that involves the word "vacuum."

cafe au lait

80? If I make 65, I'll be astonished. And kind of disappointed in myself.

No. Not until after the second cup of coffee, anyway.

I didn't think about that...well, check to see if she's wearing a crucifix. If she is, then you're set. If not, you'll have to be creative.

You can't legally beat the shit out of her, but you can legally remind her that she's going to meet Jesus any second, and that if she dies while being a bitch to a clerk at the service counter, He will be pissed.

What time? I need to know when to start cooking the beans. Imma bring potato salad, too.

Actually, Jesus is a lich.

Do you actually have valid ID these days?

Fuggs, do something! This tiny moron is hijacking your thread so that he can whine about his continuing romantic fails.

Damn. Mad Dog and Thunderbird - the smell of my Friday nights for 10 years. What's the word? Thunderbird. What's the price? 50 twice.

Good luck, dude. Fill the sinks and fill the bath tub...you know the drill. (I used to live in Winter Springs, but while I was there, the worst we ever got was category 1. )

No brains. Eating brains is how you get kuru.

Love that song.

It doesn't even have to be an allergic reaction - idiopathic urticaria (hives just because) is a real thing, and can be harder to treat than hives due to an allergy. And it may not go far enough to be neurotic, but every time I'm exposed to somebody with some kind of infestation (scabies, head lice, body lice...), I itch like crazy. I don't have to actually catch it, just be around it, and knowing that it's psychosomatic doesn't make it itch any less.

Efrain? As in Zimbalist Jr? But he's dead.

Which thing? There are so many.

I don't know - it's sort of cute in a "notice me, senpai" sort of way.

Right after spring break is good, too, in terms of the weather, at least. We lived there, so I don't know how the quickly the hotels recover from the breakers. Also, worst place I've been on vacation? Cape Cod - had to stay at the mother in law's. Jesus Christ, she could ruin Christmas in Heaven.

I'd be willing to bet that the skinny girl doesn't eat that way every day, although I'm really curious to know if she managed to keep it down (not because she's bulimic, but because the average human stomach isn't made to hold that kind of volume.) It is an unhealthy meal, but one meal isn't necessarily indicative of one's usual diet.

She didn't just lose 100 lbs - that skin is fairly taut. You lose 100 lbs, you sag like hell, even at her age. And she didn't just run a marathon. With such a load on her weight-bearing joints, I doubt that she could walk a marathon without serious pain. Yes it's mean to pick on fat people, but making up a positive back story doesn't make fat healthy. Yes, skinny people get diabetes; part of it is genetic, but I have also seen (not read about, or heard about) patients normalize their blood sugar by losing weight. They didn't get to model-thin, either, just down to a normal BMI. And excess weight will tear the hell out of your feet, ankles, knees, and hips - yes, skinny people get arthritis, too, but being obese will cause more damage sooner - and will make repairs more likely to fail. It's not a judgement, it's simple mechanics.

On a date?

WTF is a 6? The Saffir-Simpson scale only goes up to 5.

This. If you develop a reputation for being nice, it's about as helpful as stapling a door mat to your back.

And up here, each winter, every winter, all winter long it's OMG!!!SNOWMAGEDDON!!!!!! If you listen to the news, we ought to still be buried under the snow from 2 years ago.