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That's what happens when you dip your pen in company ink.

Ew - is that your skin, your blood , your penny, and /or your bedbug? ohno

I'm doing some preemptive gagging. I don't even like pumpkin pie, and I'm going to be surrounded by that shit for months.

I'd get the cable hooked back up just for that.

Yeah, I'm with you. gotta get the dishes put away, clean the cat boxes, get some ironing done, pack lunch, get to the dump and be at work at noon. And I'm still in my pajamas, wanting nothing to do with any of it.

You'd better hope she has a car.

That cop is going to be relieved when you don't show up, because he won't have to listen to you whine again, and you're still going to owe the fines. What a beta way to enter the criminal justice system.

Yay! This!

Congrats! And the only hard thing about CE's is remembering to do them . :catwink

Imagine what fun you'd have had if whatever container you're hiding your alcohol in had spilled.

Depends on how bad your hemorrhoids are; for some people constipation is the norm when they get their periods.

The day can only improve from here.

Better yet, let us know if you don't. Not that we're going to pony up your bail or anything, it's just that inquiring minds want to know.

I may be old enough to be your daddy, but I lack the necessary equipment. :catP

You're making me weep. David was Hebrew, you schmuck.

Don't you have more regard than that for your feet?

Hey - if it says free, you take.

Yeah - they did that when my kids were young...so many stickers or whatever, and you got a free personal pan pizza.

or is phillies the evolved form of him?

Thank you - that's one more thing to check off my why I can't sleep at night list. (But why are the Japanese so huge?) Also, in all fairness to my daughter, I may have been subjecting here to one of those discussions that you don't want to have with your mother especially in a crowded dorm room.

Maybe, but my older daughter and I got into a discussion of this one night when she was still in school, and she went through all of her art history books and quizzed her friends in the dorm and we still couldn't come up with a real answer besides "that's just the way they like it."

The really scary thing is how many people handle a turtle, then stick things in their mouths without washing their hands.

Ah - thank you, I am blind (I was looking in the other thread for it.)

Why is it that all of these classical statues of beautiful nude men with well-propositioned muscular bodies have teeny weeny weenies, and yet, in Japanese art,(like in pillow books)the men have most of their clothes on with anacondas hanging out of them?