mthor

Guess what I did yesterday? I got the phone number of a hot 18 year old blond guy. And I wasn't even trying. Zenigundam?[/member]

I know. Gotta tell you, it's hard to keep a straight face when the chief complaint is "Pt states [foreign object of choice] lodged in rectum" .

Take it to Rants.

Anything, unless you want the ER staff to laugh at you when it gets stuck. (And they will.)

It's a strange gateway to pass through - I've been posting in there all along, even before I hit any magic number. Maybe it's because the old rants was pretty much a dumpster fire, and I'm the only one left who'll admit that that's where I'm from. (you should have invoked your rants time and they'd have let you in from the beginning.).

Pumpkin spice lattes?

Sex sells.

Never heard of them, but from the sounds of it, I ought to be grateful that the granddaughter hasn't either, at least, not as far as she's mentioned.

It depends on what you look like naked.

Cool! Giant insects are almost as good as dinosaurs.

Is there a science center in your town? When my kids were young, we use to go there a couple of times a month - they never got bored because there was always some traveling exhibit rotating in and out. But museums are fun, too. I go with Dexter and DeeDee whenever the dinosaurs come to town.

*bats eyes and swoons at your feet*

FTFY

There are some things that a man must do by himself.

Yeah, in America...happened 2 years ago at a - what is the term? - unaffiliated Christian church in the city I used to work in.

:brownbottle:. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Unfortunately, one of the the down sides of the internet and webmd is that a lot of people diagnose themselves with things they don't have, so don't seek a real diagnosis or the ensuing proper treatment.

It's like "autistic."

Some people bungee jump, some skydive, some climb mountains, and some eat raw cookie dough.

You know I'm not trying to be a bitch, I just don't want to see you count on it and then be disappointed. - and without an income.

It doesn't matter. you haven't lost this job because of your illness, you've been laid off, along with other coworkers.

You're not talking about anything that any of the rest of us haven't put up with....I can't speak for anybody else, but I tried; at the time, I had a GAF of somewhere between 30 and 40, and I didn't get it. Plus, you're not even out of work yet; when anybody checks your work history, they're going to laugh at you.

Thank you for using words I both recognize and understand. I'm willing to pony up, but it may just be my bottle deposits; the spirit is willing , but the wallet is light.

My name is mthor and I am a technophobe. Please have pity and explain in non-technical terms what difference IPB will make in my user experience.

Yeah, but you're speshul.