KimopoBotar

I've been hitting the gym and it's really improved my mental health. And I'm down almost 20 lbs. I need one of those shower heads. Some places are hard to get clean with the fixed ones.

I got laid off over night. One day there was a company, the next it ceased to be. Good things take years to arrive but all kinds of bad stuff can happen over night.

To answer the question, any age. But the terrible 2s are probably the worst of both worlds. Unless your moody teenager lost a game that day. Then that.

Oh god the teenager angst. How can people who have to do so little and have so little to worry about be so fucking moody? Take me back, for the love of god, I don't like working, I'll trade places with the spoiled shits!

I hope it's real. It's the day after my birthday. A bunch of dumb fuck conspiracy believing mistakes no longer walking around wasting good air would be a nice birthday present.

Felt these ones, yeah. I'm about 100 miles south of the epicenter. It wasn't destructive but it was strong. And it freaked my dogs out. They didn't need that after all the fireworks

Kill a man. Nothing really brings the appreciation of life like watching it fade in the eyes of another.

Cuddlebone is now your hero/villain theme and power.

My theme would be complete anonymity because fuck being famous.

Shitty, but I've been worse and I'm going to finish all my monthly deadlines today, so it's gonna be better. Just gotta get other folks out of my head. Not sure why I ruminate on conversations from months or years past.

That is even better because I'm high right now. Excellent.

I feel better knowing i live in a world where there is an actual urologist named Dr.Dong. Amazing.

When CNN actually counts your response in their polls.

You've been chosen. The cat has decided that you are it's new pets.

I hope not, he's like 19.

One my co-workers was singing that today. He knew more lyrics than was reasonably acceptable.

I'm trying Huel to stay healthy. It helps.

What about Sirius Black?

Remember, if you go through life being kind and considerate, you never have to worry. If you're a dick, you might upset a crazy person and get hurt. Hopefully you learned that today, random driver. It only happened that i was going the same way, but seeing me follow you so closely after you fucked me over hopefully makes you think next time.

Same. My nose won't fucking stop running and constantly feels like it's on fire. My eyes keep watering. I've gone through a whole box of tissues already. Fuck this shit. I hate it so much.

No giant penis jokes yet?

I'm gonna say Cobain, just for the influence he's had on Thomas Kalnoky.

I was all excited for a con based on the first king of Hawaii and now I'm sad.

I rarely ever have sex dreams. When i do, it's never a person i know and usually i can't see their face and it never really goes all the way. My dreams are a tease.

N00bs.