KimopoBotar

I enjoyed it.

I have a lot of respect for good comedians. It's such a difficult thing to do well. I couldn't. Carlin is one of my favorites. I imagine it must be an amazing feeling though, getting those laughs. Easy to see why some comedians get big egos with an experience like that.

I hate accidental double posts

You're not good at giving advice. I mean, for specific things that you have experience with, you're great. But you have no empathy. You're a cold, heartless bitch. I get that you've had to be that way to survive, and you've had your fair share of struggles, but you have no ability to understand the struggles of others. You should shut the fuck up and not try to help because you just make things worse. Please. I know enough to not care about your shitty, self absorbed advice, but you're fucking with the heads of other people. Just look at your own alcoholic son that you fucked up by constantly putting him down. Please stop.

I met a homeless guy who used to be with the special forces until they hit him with a laced cigarette and made him cease to exist. Real nice guy.

That first spyro game was my damn childhood. I need to play the remastered version. I got pretty good at it too. Tried to get more than 99 lives and it capped lol

That's actually useful if you have glasses. Helps pull them up.

Are you double jointed?

I can do something like that with a water bottle but a stack of coins is amazing.

I'm sure that's useful.

Ouch, that sounds painful.

Your useless talent is being talented at not having useless talents.

What useless talents do you have? I can maintain a wheelie in a wheelchair indefinitely. Not being crippled this is both useless and seldom used.

I feel you, bud. I have ADD and it makes things really really difficult. I'm also not taking any amphetamines for a variety of reasons.

That is what I said, yes.

The only hallucinogen I've had is dextromethorphan. I'd like to try legit hallucinogens though. Just gotta find the right time and place. Don't want to have a bad trip.

What part of "no waking for 2 weeks" wouldn't mean no actual walking for 2 whole weeks? How would you not grasp that? I'm so fucking angry. My head hurts.

@midnight I'm gonna guess your hight. 6'7"? My unlce (by marriage) is that tall.

SoCal. Lots of short Mexicans around here.

I'm 6'1". My SO is 5'1" which really isn't that short around here.

Trader Joe's wins for me, but there's a stater brothers less than a mile from house so i usually go there.

My interaction with truckers is usually letting them change lanes in heavy traffic because everyone else is an asshole to them. Working folks gotta look out for eachother.

All Jello is disgusting to me, fruity or otherwise. No thanks.

I've never lived in a state that didn't border Pacific Ocean.

I will if it's a deep dish pizza. I've always wanted to try one.