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I blame Chichi.

Same. The new Deathnote one was kinda meh.

Aha! I was right. I'm pretty sure I got a sprained knee when I got attacked by a single vicious bee while in the Crazy Horse parking lot. Never went to the hospital or anything and family thought I was faking it because I don't like going to tourist attractions.

tl;dr smokers are making it hard to buy trashcans.

I always liked how friendly this place is.

You probably just sprained it.

I don't remember ever shitting on my balls.

I only find physical keyboards nice when I can fit an entire finger tip on the keys/buttons. Trying to press tiny buttons is frustrating.

I didn't think you'd actually use that picture as an avatar. That's great.

Ever have durian fruit? That shit will make you burp. Not only that but every one of them will smell awful and it'll be hilarious.

I feel it would have been more fitting if Sponges posted this.

I don't know how to post people.

Laundry detergent can give you chemical burn. I splashed a bunch on my knee once and thought it would be fine. It started burning after a few minutes so I went home to get a change of pants.

That's all on Netflix now. They good the good dub and not the shit Hulu had.

You have to ask yourself, "What would our president do." and then don't do that.

Does dish soap and hand soap really need to be two different things? I wash my hands with it once or twice a month. Usually after I get done working on my car or I'm just too lazy to walk to the restroom. What if we can go a step further? Maybe we can use it as body wash. If dish soap is good enough to clean a duckling, it should be good enough to clean my gentlemen bits.

There's a character in Unicorn called Full Frontal.

BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT BITCH.

WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY IS THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW TO CORRECTLY SPELL IT.

Headphones.

I think you mean subtle.

Do it.

You should go in and start throwing some chairs around.