As seen on TV product strategy.
1. Invent a problem and convince people they have that problem.
2. Make useless product for said problem.
3.
4. Profit.
Only if that's what you've know all your life. You'd never go back if you got a rocker.
It's like when I first gave my mom an optical mouse to replace her ball one. At first she didn't get the point but now she refuses to use the ball mouse.
I ran into a display of them at Dillons(Kroger where I'm at) and instantly had to buy it.
Best decision of my life. No longer do I have to worry about crusty pizza buildup between the wheel and the handle.
If you've been using a wheel cutter all your life, stop what you're doing and get a rocker. They're guaranteed to cut in a straight line, they're easier to wash and can be weaponize in the event of a zombie outbreak.
Aha! I was right.
I'm pretty sure I got a sprained knee when I got attacked by a single vicious bee while in the Crazy Horse parking lot.
Never went to the hospital or anything and family thought I was faking it because I don't like going to tourist attractions.