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Have her follow you by saying, "Come on Barbie. Let's go Barbie".

I have a pair of heel skates. My brother's dog is like, "what the fuck are you doing" and will start barking at them.

4chan is calling. They want their tranny porn back.

First two are easy. Last one will piss off my downstairs neighbors.

I tried eating boiled eggs with blue cheese dressing. That...that was disgusting.

Christmas is still my least favorite. At least Easter music isn't playing on the radio for 2 months leading up to it.

He did it live on FB so I would be more inclined to call him the FB murderer.

A salad, basically.

That's if your job is cool but chances are is that if you work salary, your employers are going to unmercifully take advantage of it. I've read stories about people doing the math and figuring out that they weren't even making minimum wage.

This is why I wouldn't want a salary job.

DON'T YELL AT ME. Oh...right.

I hate colds regardless of weather. I have a mild one right now. Runny nose is about the worst of it. My strength feels a bit sapped but not much. Chest and abdomen get sore after a few hours at work(not normal) I also have very little appetite so I have to remember to eat even when I'm not hungry.

It's been going around.

I got a bombshell. The alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.

Your hair sucks.

I heard they have to respond to stupid shit like this. The cop didn't care.

Didn't you brag about stealing a PS4?

You know on the old forums a mod would lock this and go "I win" Which is exactly what I would do because I'm a jerk.

I was thinking more Nirvana.

This one is obvious.

Bedbugs have nothing to do with filth. It sounds like one of your neighbors may have brought them back. If that's the case, you shouldn't have to pay for anything. What your landlord should do is treat all the effected rooms along with every room next to those rooms at the same time. That's how hotels do it. Otherwise they just be jumping from one room to another.

You're doing gods work.

That makes sense...or should I say, scents? O0