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I hear it's possible to rip a nipple off with wax.

That's always great. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/9705909/China-falls-for-Kim-Jong-un-Sexiest-Man-Alive-Onion-spoof.html

Pretty sure my gimmick is not standing out.

No, but it'll allow you to save again. The batteries supply the power that keeps information the games RAM. Kinda like how the battery on your motherboard keeps your bios settings and also how sleep mode works on your computer. Luckily they're basic flat cell batteries like 2033 or 2025. They may be soldered in but can easily break them out and you can hold the new one in place with some electrical tape.

Maybe it's referring to ingredients that come from animals that are not meat. I have no idea what that would be in peanut butter. Or the more likely possibility is that it's just slapped on there to appeal to stupid people. Kinda like all the stuff that says "Gluten free" and you're like, "No shit".

I believe some things are funny regardless on if they're real or not and some things are only funny if they're real. Take the viral bird in the chocolate fountain image. Hilarious before I discovered it was from Sandler's movie Jack and Jill. Same goes with satirical news sites. The stories and articles found on the Onion can be funny regardless on if you know they're real or not. Then take a headline like "Local Man Arrested After blaring "Benny Hill" Song Near People Slipping on Ice." I would find it amusing if it actually happened but just isn't funny knowing it's fake. Not to mention that I doubt somebody would get arrested for playing music in a parking lot. I mean, come on. That's just dumb. This is particularly bothersome when it comes to political attack memes like ones using slanderous false information for humor. I can call them out for being full of shit and people claim that, "It's still funny". Is it? Most of these are propaganda made to make people ignorant and then the fact that they're not true takes away from the humor. This doesn't include the memes that are obviously parodies.

You can buy a five pound single gummy bear but I would imagine that'd be harder to put into vodka.

Can we go by just grams? I'm assuming gummy bears and real bears have different densities. You can get enough gummy bears to equal the weight of a real bear but will it have the same volume and mass? If I thought I could simply use weight, I would have done the math a long time ago.

How many gummy bears would it take to create a life size gummy bear? One day I was watching the 2nd Goosebumps movie and at one point, the candy tray or gummy bears merged together to create a life size bear. There's no way there would be enough bears in that candy dish to achieve that so I started wondering how many gummy bears it would actually take. Also who in their right mind leaves gummy bears open in a candy dish?

Reddit, probably.

Something to keep in mind that no matter how unique you think you are, there are a lot of other people who think just like you.

I thought this was gonna be about Zeni.

Great show. You're going to be in for a ride in the 2nd season.

Letting a huge fart out after holding it in all day at work.

I lived in Waterloo, Iowa for a bit. Wasn't a fan.

Kansas.

I remember Sponges being the one never giving it up.

I currently have my moms computer because it was blue screening . I fixed it and whatever but I went though her Sims 3 folders where I found a custom music folder. My inner Sponges took over and now I'll just have to wait until next week when she picks it up to get her reaction.

I don't even know what those are.

Wouldn't hurt. If you want to get serious about it, you're going to need to put in hundreds of hours and do your research.

I remember. The day after he got arrested, I woke up to find news that one of my FB friends were arrested. I don't think the story got a lot of attention, though.

He put me on the fight tour after somebody asked what bea meant and I said it's means either before anything else and it's also a stupid way to say the word baby. Doesn't take much to set him off.

But how do we know this statement to be true? Any robots may want to leave this thread before getting involved in this paradox.