RainyDayJizz#35

No you can't.

Giant birthday party every year! Do you claim every new year party as your birthday celebration? I would.

Potato famine joke. You could go 90's and talk about the IRA. But Irish jokes tend to fall around whiskey, potatoes, small dicks, and giant families. Although I heard one Boston guy do this hilarious thing about living in an Irish neighborhood... he's kind of a legend but never that famous... The part I love is around 2:45.

I can't rock it right

You know you need me with you, Mando.

A vlog for me is fantasy. If I did one for sure I'd use the laughing man's face.

Oh god!

What? You're gonna be at work and if I kiss anyone else I want it to be Naraku's ex. Kissing baby yoda is gross.

BUT I HAVE MY HOPES.

Not saying anything, but I have my hopes.

To punch her with your dick?

I literally told you to do that months ago.

Why else would I live in a toilet?

Go to hell with your Lipton and get back to work!

What will this Cheshire Cat mean? Nothing? Will people see hope? Or will I be another voice drowned out by millions of others, left to live out my life alone. How many people now would prefer to be ignored? I should probably vlog this.

Lol.

Now you know who stole your netflix?

I used to buy pies and eat them over the course of a week.

Why not both? Muscle relaxers and alcohol are liver destroying goodness.

His hoodie says tits, one of the most useful Japanese words I've learned.

Don't know why you'd take subway over that then...

Yes, I vote his house.

Jimmy Johns is actually fucking awesome. They serve on French bread and you get an 8 inch sandwich for like 7 bucks. And I think they always use white cheddar or provolone cheese, can't remember. And if you want it delivered it's at your door in under a half hour.

I mean, how many sober people do you see on boats?

But her take on it was far better than anything the movie offered. Besides the dance scene, possibly, but that was the whole point of the movie.