RainyDayJizz#35

If I met you I'd probably feel awkward for at least 15 seconds. Possibly even a full minute, and I'm aware that is my own fault.

Can't remember. But more than a few here have referenced me as jizz, and great balls is a way better nickname.

I'm always disappointed when something I tipped 8 times ends up on the floor.

Damn, none of those unfortunately. The book was written in the 70's or 80's, which was how he got away with distributing coke in a tea for some time. I didn't give google a thorough molestation for the information, but I have less free time these days. It was around a 300 pager though. Read like 200 and gave a speech on it the next day, because I'm lazy.

If I can ever remember the title I'll let you know. The guy that wrote it conducted an experiment where he put coca leaves in tea but it was shut down quick. Can't have Americans experiencing real coke, they gotta have the intensified version.

I know what you mean, I'm so old now the prospect of meeting new people is done for me. I just wanna live the life I have. And god help me if i have to date ever again, it'd have to be a first or second generation Mexican chick cause these Americans are rough on a man. I could use some kingly treatment.

Also I worked 54 hours last week in 5 days. I was so tired.

You don't even know, I read a whole book about animals getting high but I couldn't remember the name to post a reference to it. There's a fruit in India that ferments before it falls from the tree and during that season the trees are described as menageries. Monkeys and tigers and warthogs just hanging out drunk as hell. Then there's a grass that grows in South America Panthers eat and are described as being kittenish afterward by native tribes. Getting lit as fuck isn't a human thing. All kinds of animals that figured it out do it as often as possible. It was written by a scientist that seemed to really like coke. Super interesting book.

Aside from the people that call me Musket, Great Balls never occurred to you guys? I know you don't get to choose your nickname, but how fun is it to say, "hey Great Balls, __________." Whatevz tho.

Here's something to find out if I'm alone, has your clumsiness given you an uncanny sense of balance? The last time I fell it was on ice or weird pavement slicked by rain, can't remember which. Somehow I'm able to keep my feet under me even in the most ridiculous near falls.

I'm just gonna google "nazi's acquitted at Nuremberg trials" so I'm saying it instead. They didn't want to kill all the Jews, they just wanted to create legal discrimination to separate them from society and bind them to unending poverty through restrictions of business and movement. Not a "war crime," just some guys trying to improve society.

That literally saved Nazis from hanging at Nuremberg.

Probably start trying to glitch it out since I'm in it. I stumble onto glitches in every giant open world game I play.

Doesn't eucalyptus get koalas high? Their entire existence is sitting in a tree getting high for their entire life.

He's gonna be famous! Hilarious. Even funnier was Viper offering to supply Zeni's personal info in the comments. Some boys just can't handle alpha domination.

I'm glad I finally got home to watch this whole video.

Probably not a big mystery here.

Don't worry, I'm sure you're losing value with that attitude as well.

Yes, but I am very clumsy. I walk into doorjambs regularly.

Oh man, this reminds me of the Charleston fuck tour threads.

Baki is about these incredibly strong convicts being drawn to fight some kid because of synchronicity and the warrior spirit. The rule of the fighting is no rules. Anytime, anywhere, pretty much to the death. Five convicts and five good guys. The good yakuza guy had a bunch of bullets shoved in his mouth and slammed shut, exploding his cheeks off. Oh and one killer that escaped blew a guys brains out of his head by blowing air in his ear. It's soooooo dumb. You ever draw stick figure wars as a kid? It's like that.

I started watching this thing called Baki last night on Netflix, it's pretty fucking stupid. I'm starting to enjoy the awfulness of anime about combat sports.

😝 Look at me doing the thing we were just talking about!

I'll vouch for that. You targeted me seven years ago and now here you are keeping me warm in the morning.

This could be a real thing with all the nostalgia boner shit people buy today. "Your best friend just showed up with an ounce of mushrooms" "Cocaine everywhere" "Three handles of vodka and a dozen teenagers" Not great titles, but the books write themselves.