RainyDayJizz#35

Tasty boob sweat.

They're protesting groceries.

Joke's on you, I thought about the whole boob the entire time.

What, the profile? I suppose. You nerds notice weird shit.

I found a potato.

I know of a flourishing taco stand right next to a brothel.

The sexually depraved!

You like to live dangerously, how do you blow someone balancing on your knees?

You can't pick your feet up at a glory hole.

Is he one of those guys that asks you to pick up your feet real quick when he's mopping?

...you're a ghost?

Lol, so fucking sick of POV.

I'm so prepared for every horrible thing to just spill all over the country.

This is a valid question.

Oh fuck, is it exorbitant amounts of money? That's kid toucher slang. Please don't let that be it.

Whoever designed the mouse with the elevator button is the worst person. I now know what I need to do, but fuck them.

My favorite reaction to doing math at people were the ones that got distressed by it, cause I would do that but with no words.

When I saw his kid wrote whole histories I imagined having that guy as my dad and having him tell me bedtime stories until I was 12.

I hope you were talking to me, cause now I'm drunk enough for real math. Dunno why I included the less than, that overcomplicates shit and the proof is simple, it's just assuming a negative times a negative is or isn't positive, it's a simple proof. A is any nonzero number. -1(a - a) = 0 -a + a = 0 👍 -a - a = 0 🖕 QED The one in my head was the ancient chinese method of simple algebra, say 3x = 9. They set the problem equal to 0 and make two guesses, say 2 and 4, yes I'm making this easy, but large and small guesses were the common practice. So they take the guesses and multiply them by the answer of the opposite problem, subtract those results, divide that by the same relation in guesses, an arrive at the correct answer. So, y = mx + b, and y is 0, and we solve for x. M = (y2 - y1)/(x2 - x1). So x = -b[(x2 - x1)/(y2 - y1)]. So what is happening in ancient Chinese math, is (y2x1 - y1x2)/(x2 -x1) = x. So how? Y = mx + b. So you have [(mx2 + b)x1 - (mx1 + b)x2]/(x2 - x1). Oh damn, I started working this out on paper and I am not fucking phone typing this.

So are his kid's books pretty good? I'm afraid to read the fifth because the first four were so good. I imagine that kid got all kinds of bedtime stories about the Atreides lineage and other things.

Some people like college football cause they make mistakes and you can see the talent coming up take advantage of it, sometimes regularly. Seeing professionals compete in sports just took everything special out of the Olympics. And now the Olympics is like a fucking termite chewing up economies every two years.

I can do it for you. a + 1 > 1 -a + 1 > 1 a,-a > 0 Therefore negatives do not exist. Not how you do that proof but that's your QED.

I wanted to make up a math problem troll but doing complex math in my head is harder now, I'd have to write it down and I'm not getting a pen and paper. Not even sure if I have paper.

And then the whole world forgot the amateur part.

When I was a kid hockey games on Sega were the shit so when Olympic hockey came on I knew a lot of the players cause like three came from the Red Wings. They take all of hockey's greatest players to the Olympics.