RainyDayJizz#35

Ah this one woman used to call me joven. Miss that. I do not miss arguing like that.

You all still have Zoidberg!

It's pretty hard to do when the button isn't there.

Well damn, I'm not sure I'll ever have another acid adventure so they're fun to hear. Not surprised a country club is a bummer.

Was curious if you were on that wave now, but we're in similar boats. Right before that missile silo guy was busted so much acid came through my town. I can't deal with shrooms anymore cause five grams is my minimum and it gives me a stomachache.

So where are you at with tripping? I think if I ever do it again I need to be on a vacation.

Oh no! You better end up okay dude, good luck.

I make great burgers, meatloaf, and the first time I roasted a chicken the leg came off when I touched it with my index finger.

I say nay, you'll never do it! It's impossible.

Yes, go to the doctor and get antibiotics.

Heyyyy girrrllll. Nice outfit.

See you think I was putting those words in your mouth when they were words of a general mouth of shitty people. Typical woman, assuming they know the backstory of the backstory. But maybe if I answer a question with a fart I just thought it was funny at the time.

The crime is just an incidental part of being a citizen of the universe.

Couldn't embed how I wanted with my phone but 2:14 is the beginning of the relevant portion.

How is marijuana gonna kill me? That sleep was amazing. Also I just voted to make all votes prime numbers. Go me.

Why do you keep eating Taco Bell? I'm worried about you.

Omg Musket is the worst fucking guy, don't even talk to him. He tries to help you make new friends and be positive, it's the fucking worst. I hate him.

It's like The Callahan Chronicles happening in a meme thread. You know these stories written in the 70's included one focused on a kid with a debilitating illness using a computer to virtually visit the bar and share terrible puns? I think he saved the world somehow in the process too, those stories are goofy.

I started thinking cartoon sushi which I didn't catch a lot but I had to check and he said cartoon network. You sure it was CN guy?

Not sure if I could even possibly still be high but I can't think of the last time I felt so good waking up. Ahhhh.

Spent 23 days inside, violating probation by being an idiot drunk. And after all this new shit, pretty sure I was poisoned for a bet. My burps smelled like literal sewage and I shit out all of my guts. Not long after a guard had his hair dyed pink and styled in a gay way. Comin' straight from the underground!

Sleep is so difficult.

Hong Kong is a strip club in TJ. Adelitas is the skanky one next to it that has my eye.

Fuck this, it's 4 am. Let's fucking go balls out and die in bed like i deserve.