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RainyDayJizz#35

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  1. Everyone mail me beer! Regional!
  2. Starvation was not a literal implication in that sense... Edit: But maybe you knew that.
  3. No. Even the antisocial congregate on the internet. All of the people in your life are important.
  4. Money matters, but it isn't as important as a night with a friend from work complaining about how the company works.
  5. It's a regional issue. Work is needed where it is, mostly due to the development of sea trade since barges were once the most efficient way to transport a huge mass of goods, pretty sure it still is. And we've developed an idea that some work is more valuable than other types of work. There is surely work that everyone could do, and work that only certain people can do, but we still need all of these people. I just hope that in the future some basic pattern recognition is used in the distribution of funds among humanity.
  6. I made the choice between time and money long ago. As far as I'm concerned 50 hours a week is plenty out of anyone. I knew people that did 60 or 80, and they thrived on caffeine. Awesome people. That's not for me. Dream job I could do almost constantly. I might do that already... I just don't get paid for it.
  7. For all the fun people that waste time on facebook being pseudo-social to waste it here being creative and fun instead.
  8. And I want to thank everyone that remembers me for being around when I wasn't This isn't a goodbye or anything, this is an I don't know how much I'll continue to be around. Every good person out there, just stay the course. I feel like a lot of people I liked drifted away and never decided to say they're doing good or whatever. And at this point who could find this place. Without seeing the end finding this place would be a job. Just wanted everyone to know I appreciate them, even the people I didn't know that well. You can be funny once every three weeks or so.
  9. Packard is a grown retarded man that doesn't realize he's retarded.
  10. You've never heard the legend about the snow monkeys? There's a certain group, in the late fall they gather at a certain hot spring in the area not easily accessed. The spring was discovered by mountain climbers, there's a very small crevasse people are too large to navigate as easily, and climbing to where a person fits is pointless. Climbers would warm by the spring and by happenstance a bunch of apes began to show up. At first in a mass, and then they formed around the spring. There was a low cooing, as an ape might make, and they all began rhythmically fistfucking each other in the ass, almost as if rowing a boat. When they all came in their respective ways they rested a moment, slowly withdrawing their fists. Almost in unison. They then picked up their now frozen ejaculate, walked into the spring carrying it, and and pressed it towards the center where it eventually cooked into a rough disc shape. Afterwards they all leisurely ate from it while they bathed.
  11. Don't send her your credit card number? Plenty of strippers are self-obsessed but some are fine, just out to make money. Maybe meet a nice guy that isn't ashamed to admit he just likes seeing a naked woman.
  12. I think about screaming shut the fuck up in people's faces all the time, and that's one of the situations I might do it.
  13. I'm not a basketball guy, but I've heard basketball people talk about this era vs. Jordan's era and they all hate how everyone is best friends now. They loved that the original Dream Team set up "fuck Jordan" rules to make him look like shit. Fuck winning, I have to embarrass that guy because he might be as good as me. That is competition worth watching. I'm an outsider, but the only basketball play I remember seeing was a Jordan one. He's out past the half court and calls for the ball from way behind him, one defender in front. Ball is high, Jordan jumps, shifts his weight in midair, bounces the ball behind his back and takes off in a different direction than the one he fell in. Probably a 50 degree change in lateral direction immediately after hitting the ground. Defender is long gone and Jordan makes an appropriate dunk to show off the burn he made. I saw that and knew why I knew the guy's name. And if I ever hear people compare Tom Brady to Joe Montana I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
  14. You should sue, those doctors need to finish the job.
  15. This should be the quote on Packard's tombstone. Attributed to everyone.
  16. Or alternatively, There's not too much to understanding it.
  17. Well stop it. You were off.
  18. I'm not calling a black name ghetto, I'm calling a ghetto name ghetto.
  19. You're the one that doesn't think about black guys and I'm the one that loves a mixed Mexican and African girl. Knowing ghetto isn't racist.
  20. Lol, not really a dumb idea. But go ahead and think you noticed anything.
  21. .We all know Latrenda is a ghetto name. Come on.
  22. I'm not trying to act a tough guy, I just didn't know anything about what incel people are. I've only ever had to fight once and it was with a crazy person... I guess I did have to prove a point as a young child but I tend to defuse situations with my mouth. I just have a slight advantage of being an intimidating presence and I'm aware of that. But I don't always think about it, you know? I don't like or want to be mean to people, but coming face to face with a person like this is a dream factory for me. If they aren't crazy, because in that case no amount of talking does anything.
  23. My schedule is Fridays and Saturdays off. My job is shit, but god damn this schedule is the most wonderful thing.
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