RainyDayJizz#35

My sig is one. I didn't outwardly laugh much, but it's still hilarious to me. Funniest thing I might have heard after sex.

What a horrifying moustache.

Maybe I should have a beer in Mexico. I won't, but maybe I should.

Zeni

There's porn of everything.

How can you post a denial when you just posted pictures of food.

Hah, I didn't realize you took pictures of that. Food picture weirdo.

Going to Korean BBQ for the first time and admitting you have no idea what you're doing.

You haven't read about Trump's handshake? I look into the world news every few weeks to check up on you lunatics and I remember it being mentioned the Mexican or Spanish Prime Minister... Someone with a Spanish last name and important was briefed on Trump's handshake. Shinzo Abe had the best reaction I saw. Notice how at the beginning Trump tugs the shit out of his arm.

That doesn't sound new.

I've done that once or twice now. It's easy.

I was never a big KOTH fan so I can't follow a lot of this conversation. It was like if Mr. Anderson had a show to me and I always found his contribution to Beavis and Butthead to be minimal. But I have to wonder how Hank would respond to a Trump handshake. Would he be appalled or impressed? I'd like to think appalled, and Hank comes away from the experience thinking something is wrong with the man.

Did you know you can lose weight by stressing yourself? But I suppose you could have cancer. Just be glad you can rule out STD's... I think. You haven't gotten laid yet, right?I can't keep track of all the people that are afraid to talk to someone they like.

The sad thing is that a lot of reaction to that video will be wanting to track down the person to publicly shame them so they are fired and have difficulty finding another job.

I've been on my back laughing for about two minutes imagining this thing flinging shit in 360 degrees. Turn it on and the first thing hit is your balls. ShitSlinger 360 Jesus Christ my stomach hurts.

I felt like we all knew it was ShitSmear 5000.

Hey, free dildo. At the very least you could leave it in an odd place, or carry it in your back pocket through a mall.

Someone has a dry vagina.

I'm not trying to conjure satanic America.

I would only do it on video reciting the pledge of allegiance.

Nah, crackers have been forming a community for a while now. They love beating security and are usually anarchists. The anarchy used to be in the mischief but they seem to have matured. If I find a good one do you want it?

I would only use that on my balls. Using this name to post this is also hilarious to me.

Found multiple, just need to be on my computer cause going to one site on my phone caused a nice string of prompts from my phone asking me to allow adware to access it.

If you can contort Dragonball Z into a fantasy rape metaphor I would enjoy seeing it. It's been too long since I watched but I would remember stuff once I read it.