RainyDayJizz#35

I understand, I found hapisk fucking his cousin hilarious for far too long.

I have to go very slowly to keep her from waking up.

Such a liar. You'd shoo me away and then you'd smarten up in your sleep and go looking for me. I'm supposed to just sit and do nothing? And if you know a way to not slap your ass when you bend over I'd like to hear it.

I came here to say I hate this. Not really but it's so awful.

I'm sorry but it's impossible for this to fuel a discussion. I can't imagine something so boring. Fuck, I need to buy groceries.

Have you tried not dreaming?

Being able to see Dumpster Fires fills in so many blanks.

Val Kilmer?

I think people are aware of that, yes.

What? It's not like I told everyone about your secret love of Twilight.

I haven't listened to this in so long.

So when do you plan to swallow it whole like a snake?

Holy shit, Lean On Me. I totally forgot the joke i was gonna make about them being there now. Omaha is really segregated so if i saw that many black people at a party i was in north O.

Do i see white people in the back there?

The plot thickens. Perhaps the cat is stockpiling peanut butter.

So they have you leave before bedtime, good call.

Does lb use peanut butter on you too?

Did you molest her?

Like your mouth?

Another exciting thread by kenworth.

Is it the cabinet your mother keeps her cunt in?

You need to admit everyone that gave him that information was kind of dumb to begin with. Facebook never needed to know anything about you, until it suddenly needed to know everything. Motherfuckers asked for a copy of my state ID and I told them to fuck off.

Oh that's not so bad then.

You idiot. You should have been paying close attention to this stock since Zuckerberg went in for hearings. Facebook really seems like one of those buy Monday sell Friday stocks to me, but I don't have the money to play like that yet.